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• You from Florida?
• Senior Citizens Strong-Arm Their Way into Starbucks Drive-Thru in The Villages
• Run Zig Zag
• Anti-Masker Pulls Gun On Walmart Shopper
• Schools Equal Walmart
• Florida Schools and Coronavirus
• Florida Takes First Place in U.S. Coronavirus Cases
• Coughing Contest
• Florida Beaches in the Coronavirus Epoch
• Commissioner who Voted Against Masks in Critical Condition with COVID-19
• Florida Woman who claims “Mask Nazi’s need to back off” already caught coronavirus
• Anti-Masker Goes Ape on Old Lady
• Florida emerges as world’s new epicenter for COVID-19
• Walmart Coronavirus
• Worker Forced to Resign after Refusing to Censor Coronavirus Data
• Florida Man Intentionally Coughs on Retail Employee, Complains Social Distancing is ‘Getting Out of Hand’
• Tiger King
• Coronavirus Quarantine
• Florida Considers On-Site Religious Services an ‘Essential Activity’ During COVID-19 Quarantine
• Fake Rednecks Vs. Real Rednecks
• Coronavirus: how media coverage of epidemics often stokes fear and panic
• Florida Man Masturbates to Porn in Library
• Thinking Sucks
• Burglars Arrested, One Tries Hiding in Gopher Tortoise Hole
• Florida Man Dumps Bucket of Cow Manure on Victim
• Tampa Pastor Says He Will Cure Coronavirus, But Only in America
• Riding Lawn Mower Pulling Push Lawn Mower
• Elderly Florida Man Points Gun & Knife at Escort, Assaults Her
• Florida Man Accidentally Kills Himself Playing With Gun Waiting for Haircut
• Florida Man Pulls Gun on Drive-Thru Honker
• Convicted Sex Offender Strikes Again
• Assault Balloon Causes Panic, Injuries at Mall
• Oil Company Propaganda
• Seeking
• Florida Woman Goes on Racist Rant After Teen Drops Gum Wrapper in St. Petersburg
• Florida Men Pour Beer in Gator’s Mouth
• Drunk Florida Woman Masturbates in Walmart Parking Lot
• Miami Cop Under Investigation After Fake Arrest of Lingerie-Clad Women
• Meth Home
• Florida Orientation
• Assistant Principal Reportedly Asked For Arrest of 6-Year-Old, Disputes Claim
• Drunk Florida Pair Have Make-Up Sex in Random Yard
• Weather Report – September 26, 2019
• Florida City Stereotypes
• Florida Ranked Worst in Nation Comparing Wages to Cost of Living
• Knife-Wielding Florida Teen Chases Grandpa After Being Denied More Tomatoes at Dinner
• Florida Man Arrested After Bringing a Knife to a Shovel Fight
• Protect Ginnie Springs from Nestlé
• 6-Year-Old Arrested for Tantrum
• Florida Woman Bites Camel’s Testicles
• Topless Florida Woman Bicycling Down Center of Highway Arrested for Stealing Flip Flops
• Revolutionary Memes Extreme’s guide to Leftism Version 4.5
• Mother of Convicted Animal Abuser Issues Defensive Statement
• Republican Mayor Finally Realizes ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Aren’t Working, Then Proposes Disarming the Proletariat
• BDSM DOM License Plate
• 1819
• Obsolete pop rock band Trapt aims to perform free concert in Central Florida amidst controversy
• Florida Pair Have Sex in Cop Car After Bicycle DUI Arrests
• Florida Man Accused of Spying on Bathing Woman
• Homeless Florida Man Reportedly Throws Raw Hamburger Meat on Car
• Final Defendant in Shark Dragging Case Will Serve 10 Days in Jail
• Homeless Florida Man’s Delusional Vandalism Spree Makes Great Headlines
• “Life Insurance Representative” Posts Typo-Ridden Pyramid Marketing Scheme Ad Targeting Ocala Women
• Sir Gus
• Gassing Up Home Depot Buckets
• Hitman Accepting Debit Card
• Florida Teen Reportedly Steals Parent’s Debit Card to Pay for Their Assassination
• Florida Airports
• Hate from all sides
• Florida Man Throws Urine at Prosecutor
• Glock Ness Monster
• Get Out
• 26 Kilos of Cocaine Wash up on Shore, Thanks to Hurricane Dorian
• Florida Man Goes Sail Surfing as Hurricane Dorian Approaches
• Circle K Delivery Guy Wears a Nazi Schutzstaffel Rebel Flag Shirt
• Making a Right Turn in West Palm
• Chans
• SpongeBob Evacuates
• Publix Made a Hurricane Dorian Cake
• Hurricane Dorian Survival Tips
• Water Section in Walmart Before Hurricane Dorian
• Hurricane Dorian Headed Towards Florida
• Drunk Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself, Blames it on Robber
• America vs. Florida
• Gator Infested Water
• Cop Car in Swamp
• Gun Stolen During Masked Orgy
• Kinky Castration Lands Florida Man in Jail
• Drunk Florida Man Steals Walmart Scooter
• Florida Man Throws Urine at Man Who Passed Drug Test
• American Retailers
• WTF Florida Banned from Facebook Again
• Florida Man Drives Golf Cart Through Walmart
• Kill 200 People
• Anti-Gun Activist Attempts False Flag Operation at Walmart
• 30-50 Feral Gators
• Turn off the TV
• Florida Man Pulls Gun on Delivery Men for Being Late
• Firearms aren’t the cause of violence.
• Florida Dad Gets a Dog
• Florida Man is Dead
• Drink More Water
• Florida Man Reportedly Pulls Gun on Woman Who Refused to Try His Vape Pen at McDonald’s
• Ignore Trolls
• Over 250,000 Gallons of Raw Sewage Spill at Wastewater Treatment Facility
• Florida Girl Travels to Yellowstone National Park, Gets Launched by a Bison
• Wanted Florida Man Gives Cops His Brother’s Name, Who Also Had a Warrant
• Anthropogenic Climate Change is Real. Fuck You.
• Horse on Combee Rd.
• 200 Gallons of Sulfuric Acid Spilled After Pipeline Leak at Mosaic
• Florida Man Steals Around 75 Pool Floats For Sex, ‘Instead of Raping Women’
• Florida Transplant Gropes a Mother, Tells Her Husband: ‘Go Back to the Country You Came From’
• Five Guys Fight at Five Guys
• Naked Florida Man Found in Dollar Tree Bathroom With Meth and Heroin
• Florida Man Chops Penis Off Wife’s Lover
• Power Rangers
• Florida Man Kicks Naked Wife Out of Car Before Torching It
• 7/11 Crackheads
• Masturbating Florida Man “Looking for Girls” Arrested Twice in One Weekend With Meth and Coke
• Florida Man Tries Getting Out of Prison Early by Threatening 9/11 Style Terror Attacks
• Drunk Florida Man Reportedly Urinates in Front of Villagers at Gator’s Dockside
• Moving a Television via Motorcycle
• Family Vacation in Florida
• Dildo Versus Gator
• Florida Man Shoots at Van After Getting Rear-Ended
• When cops have quotas like car salespeople, you know our society’s fucked.
• Puerto Rican BK manager told to ‘go back to Mexico’
• Florida Man Pranks Sleeping 9-Year-Old Girl with Firecrackers
• Florida Man Tries Stealing Vehicles From Jail Parking Lot Immediately After Release
• U.S. Air Force Accidentally Drops Bombs on Florida
• Taylor County Fails ‘1st Amendment Audit’
• Florida Woman Waves Shotgun at Kids Swimming in Canal
• Polk County Dog Cage
• Street Reporters
• Florida Woman Refuses to Pay Bar Tab
• Jacked Up Mustang in Jacksonville
• Van For Sale
• War on Drugs
• Pinky the Flamingo’s Attacker Hit and Killed by Truck
• Naked Florida Man Arrested in Walmart Parking Lot After Reports of Gunfire
• DeSantis against recreational marijuana despite 65% approval
• Florida > ‘Murka
• Barefoot in a Pasco County Publix
• Venice Coyote
• Summer Solstice 2019
• The Role of Corporate News Media
• 2019 Orlando Trump Rally Aftermath
• Terms of Use in a Nutshell
• Cruisin’ Raccoon
• Hepatitis A on the rise, especially in central Florida and Gasparilla’s zone
• Florida Man Found Hiding Naked in a New York Chicken Coop
• TRAFFIC ADVISORY: everyone on the road is a fucking idiot, so watch out.
• Package Deal
• Florida Man Batters Girlfriend With Ketchup
• Drunk, Coked-Up, Gun-Toting Charter Boat Captain Held Tour Group Captive for 12 Hours, Reportedly
• Pair try stealing from ATM using blow torch, weld it together instead
• Stabbing Drinking Game Lands Florida Woman in Jail
• Florida Man Trolls 911 While Fleeing Cops
• Surviving Summer With No A/C
• Corporations During Pride Month
• Florida Scrub-Jay
• Milkshake Loss
• Matt Gaetz Milkshaked After Town Hall Meeting
• When life gives you Florida, make headlines
• Florida Woman Burns Her Dad’s Home Down After Being Denied Cigarettes
• California, Florida and Alabama
• Man in Pickup Truck Hits and Kills Dog After ‘Intentionally’ Swerving Towards Him
• Welcome to Florida, I will be your trusty guide
• Octopus Haircut
• Gator Captured After Burglarizing Home
• Florida Woman Reportedly Whips Her 26-Year-Old Stepson For Coming Home Late
• Summer 2019
• Florida Man Hits Mom with Corn on the Cob
• Florida Woman Pair Attack Burger King Employee After Being Denied Free Fries
• Partisan
• Hell Yeah Brother, I Eat Ass
• ‘Boycott NFL’ Truck with Football Hanging from Noose
• Florida Man Trespassing at McDonald’s Tells Cop He ‘Should Be Arresting Scumbags in Pine Hills’ Instead
• Racist Redneck Bumper Stickers on Pickup Truck
• Measles Contracted in Pasco County
• Cops Versus People With Guns
• Victim: State of Florida
• Ride to Ocala
• Florida Woman Reportedly Spits on Florida Man After Asking for Money and Being Told ‘No’
• Coroner’s Report
• Holiday Road
• Redneck Robbery Results in Arrests
• Super Suspended License
• Floridian Bravely Takes a Bubble Bath in Wendy’s Dish Basin
• ‘Click Orlando’ Publishes Fake News About an Alligator in a Pool, Presumably for Clicks
• Speeding Florida Man Shoots Tailgater on I-4
• Florida Woman Throws Kitchen Pot at Baby’s Daddy for Fishing Too Much
• Stripper gets Felony for Throwing Coconut at Creeper
• Out of Shape Officers
• Florida Woman Flings Her Used Menstrual Pad at Hospital Worker
• Old Media / New Media
• Fugitive Florida Man Found Hiding out of State in Dishwasher Under Mobile Home
• Florida Man Slaps Girlfriend with Cheeseburger
• Off-Duty Cop Accidentally Shoots Woman at Publix
• Naked Florida Man Busted Playing Basketball at Candy Land Park
• Florida Man Brings 11-Year-Old Son to Burglary
• Dollar Wang
• Transplant yells ‘f*ck you, I’m from New York!’ while being arrested for domestic abuse
• Florida Pair Steal $500 Worth of Red Bull from Walmart
• Lawyer Laughs While Chasing Terrified Raccoon to Drowning Death
• Drunk Florida Man Crashes Riding Lawn Mower into Parked Police Car
• Floridian Arrested for ‘Derogatory’ Sticker on Truck
• Florida Woman Found With Live Gator in Yoga Pants
• Florida Man, High on Meth, Stabs Mattress in Jealous Fit
• These F*ckers Are Back
• Florida Man News: Methed Out Mona Lisa
• Orange City Cockfighting Operator Arrested
• New Yorker Transplant Uses Urine-Filled Water Gun to Shoot a Floridian Woman
• Florida Man Uses Urine-Filled Water Gun to Shoot a Woman
• Why do we bitch so much?
• Power Rangers
• Feral Florida Man Drunkenly Eats Spaghetti With Bare Hands Outside of Olive Garden
• Does it smell like weed?
• Florida Man Breaks Into Cars in Jail Parking Lot Immediately After Being Released from Jail
• Fake Cop Arrested by Real Cop
• Florida and the United States
• Narcan
• Florida Man Steals Jeep to Find His Lost Cell Phone
• The War on Drugs
• House and Senate Bills Aim to Destigmatize ‘Marijuana’ and Legalize it for Recreational Use
• Fuck You I’m From Florida Golf Cart
• Pumping Gas
• Moving Day in Florida
• Florida Man Report: Country Ass Wedding
• Found Iguana
• Slight Slur
• Florida Man Full of Painkillers Falls Asleep in Running Car at Circle K Gas Pump
• Say Goodbye to ‘WTF Florida’
• Krispy Kreme Employee Reportedly Stabs Coworker’s Boyfriend After Lambasting Her Doughnut-Making Skills
• Mixed race kids, 12 and 16, reportedly get shot at, called racial slurs
• The Biddles Celebrate a Beautiful Weddin’
• Hurricanes are a valuable tool in gentrification
• Florida’s Drug Cartels
• Crashed Florida Man Tells Cop Fake Urine was for ‘Role Play’ with Wife
• Florida Man Dials 911 After Getting Scammed by Hookers
• Things To Do in Florida
• Stolen Hot Air Balloon Recovered
• Not-So-Excellent Adventure
• Democrats Upset They Can’t Blame Russia for America’s Shittiness, Relieved They Can Still Blame Florida
• Cultural Appropriation
• CrackHead Lighter
• Horoscopes – March 22, 2019
• Animal Abuser Database Approved in Volusia County
• Gallagher and Pee-Wee Herman
• Florida Man Cuts Off His Penis
• Naked Walton County Man
• Legislative Bills
• Drunk Florida Man Shoves Woman Over Egg Rolls
• North Florida Man Hits Pregnant Girlfriend With Bag of Chips over Baby Daddy Drama
• Cop Found Not Guilty of Negligence for Shooting at Autistic Man Holding Toy Truck
• New Florida Law Would Make it a Felony to Buy ‘Objectionable’ Literature For Public Classrooms
• Books and Guns
• Florida Woman Jills Off En Route to Jail
• Florida’s War On Drugs Made Chocolate and Cheese Illegal
• Their News Versus Our News
• Drunk Florida Man Passes Out in Wendy’s Drive-Thru Lane
• Florida State Symbols
• Drunk Florida Woman Crashes into Fire Hydrant, Creates Sinkhole, Nearly Drowns
• Maryland Man Who Attacked a Pelican in Key West Arrested
• Iguana Rescued From Fort Lauderdale Toilet
• Florida Natives Make Up 36% of Florida’s Population
• It’s OK to Give Cops the Bird
• El Chompo
• Florida Man – ‘Really Smart Guy’
• Robert E. Lee Statue Knocked Down
• The North Never Cared About ‘Negroes’
• Tourist Attacks Pelican, Posts Video Online, Starts GoFundMe
• Florida Man Pressure Washes Neighbor
• Florida Boy Gets Stuck in Cooler
• Florida Cop Used Police Database Like a Dating Website
• Marco Rubio Spreads Fake News About Venezuela’s ‘German Dam’
• Retired Cop Punches Old Lady in Face at Publix
• Animals
• Transient Attacks McDonald’s Worker Over Straw
• Study Finds That Everyone in Florida is Stupid
• Pregnant Florida Woman Reportedly Stabs Her Florida Man for Looking at Photo of Another Woman
• Florida: Opioids, Meth, Guns, Incest, Illiteracy
• Joint Runner
• Over 75,000 K-12 Students in Florida are Homeless
• All Mainstream Media is Inflammatory, Exaggerated Bullshit Designed to Enrage, Distract, Deceive and Divide
• Cody Gribble Taps a Gator’s Tail at Arnold Palmer Invitational
• After Being Awake for Days, Florida Native Breaks into Trailer and Falls Asleep on Couch
• Florida man to fellow prisoner: ‘you gonna get this dick’
• Opinion: It’s Time to Ban All Guns
• Spring Hill Man Reportedly Fights Deputies While Holding Baby
• Unconditional Surrender
• Florida Man Throws Molotov Cocktails at His Own Car After Releasing it From Impound
• Commissioner with ties to white supremacist groups says ‘we have to change the demographics’ of Lake Worth
• Violent Crime in The Villages Increases More Than Any Other Metro Area in Florida
• A Civilized Man’s Heaven is a Florida Man’s Hell
• Michael Wenzel Gets 10 Days in Jail for Torturing Animal
• Florida Man Throws Cookie at Girlfriend
• Fapping Florida Man Walks to Porn Store
• Making White People Look Bad
• “Agent of God” Visits Beach Holding Large Rattlesnake
• Statue Depicting Sexual Assault Spray-Painted with #MeToo
• Gifted sixth-grader arrested after refusing to stand for Pledge of Allegiance
• KKK Figurine and Racist Collectibles For Sale in Panhandle Antique Mall
• Sick of Florida
• Florida Man Wears Dog Costume, Rapes Dog, Posts Video Online
• In Revenge Scheme, ‘HIV Positive’ Florida Man Bites Cop after Dancing in Intersection
• Dollar General Pop Tarts Theft Leads to Felony Arrest
• Sinkhole Reveals Tunnel Heading Towards Bank
• Deputy Jails Floridian for 41 Days over Laundry Detergent
• Corrections Officer Masturbates in Dollar General while Following Woman Around
• Florida man terrorizes Iraqi family, tells sheriff: ‘Trump will handle it’
• Florida Woman Dances Naked Outside Waffle House, Licks Employee’s Face
• Citrus County Sheriff Falsely Conflates Cannabis with Fentanyl in Scare Tactic
• Billboard on 441 Gets Hacked on Christmas
• Egret Cruises on Gator
• Please Go Slow
• Winter Solstice
• McDonald’s Employee Turns Down Weed as Payment
• Corruption Investigation
• State of Florida
• Toilet
• Vomit
• Florida Man Shoplifts from Kohl’s after Job Interview
• Immigrant Invasions
• Florida Woman Farts at Dollar General, Pulls Knife on Offended Shopper
• Trip Patrol
• Banning Things
• Florida Man Stabs Florida Woman over Undercooked Potato
• ‘Ban Assault Weapons Now’ Could Put Anti-Gun Amendment on 2020 Ballot
• Florida Man Busted for Tricking Over 150 Straight Dudes into Doing Gay Porn
• AR-15
• CDC says to stop eating lettuce due to E. Coli
• Florida man rapes pony, but ‘used a condom each time’
• Fred Flinstone
• ‘Priest’ John Bulla Jailed for Knife Threats on Neighbors
• Florida Man Caught Fapping at Water Treatment Plant
• MAGA Bomber’s Van
• Incel Mobile
• Parkland Shooter is now a Registered Republican
• Florida Man Jumps into Crocodile Pit Wearing Crocs, Gets Chomped
• White People – Saying Racist Shit
• Florida Boy Strangles His Mom, Buries Her at a Church, Stages Fake Burglary with Friends
• Another Cowardly White Republican Goes on Shooting Spree, This Time at a Yoga Studio
• Prison + Profit
• Panhandle Man Drunkenly Breaks into Homes Looking to Fight
• PSA: Trump Rally Scheduled in Pensacola on November 3
• Florida Mom Leaves Two Kids in Hot Car with Meth while Shopping at Dollar Tree
• Spice Emergencies Lead to Arrests
• 2018 Hulaween Arrests – Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park
• I-Haul
• Miami Man Tries to Escape Repo Truck
• Florida Woman Beats her Elderly Husband with Vacuum Cleaner Attachment during Cleaning Binge
• Florida Grandma Tries Scaring Off Naked Florida Man by Pulling her Dentures Out
• Banning Guns
• Stand Your Ground
• America
• Drunken Trailer Park Tift on Florida Street Leads to Florida Man’s Arrest
• Yeah I Like Florida
• Naked Florida Man Tries Fighting in Chick-Fil-A Parking Lot
• Florida man shoots self but doesn’t realize it until 3 days later
• Liberal Twitter Feed
• 7 Simple Ways For Using Rubbing Alcohol To Prevent Anxiety
• SUMMER
• Neighbors Mad at Naked Florida Man
• Florida Man Complains about Florida Woman’s Long Bathroom Usage, Gets Beer Mug Thrown at Head
• Flags on a Truck in Florida
• Jet Ski Motorcycle
• Yeah I like FLORIDA
• Protected Species
• Cold Sores
• McDonald’s
• Bicycling Florida Man Shot During Tattoo Argument
• Florida Man Catches Felony for Cleaning Up a Dried Plant at the Beach
• Trump Van
• Florida Man Caught Fapping in Laundromat Tells Cop it “Helps With His Anxiety”
• PSA: Florida’s Cancelled
• Drunk and Sweaty
• Floridafy Your Life
• Obligation to Kindness
• Hurricanes and Gators
• The Florida Party
• Florida Pair Busted for Sidewalk Blowjob
• Florida Man Attacks Floridian Woman and Her Son Over Twinkie Figurine
• Drunk Florida Man Sings ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ During Journey to Jail
• Maturity and Legal Threats
• Stupid
• Deputy Quits after Stealing Commissary Candy
• Cat 4 Florence Fixin’ to Fly Past Florida
• Florida Man Falls Asleep in SUV Full of Stolen Goods
• Limp
• Priests caught having oral sex in car near playground
• Death
• Nike Baits Angry White Men into Giving Them Free Advertising
• Pull
• POLL: Is it OK to give your kid a swirly?
• Florida Man and The Law
• Destroy Each Other
• Florida woman gives her 3-year-old a swirly as a ‘joke,’ gets investigated by DCF
• Florida Man Reportedly Sprays Coast Guard with Sewage for Raiding his Party Boat
• Florida Interstates
• Denied Hand Shake
• Florida Man Jailed after Dumping Buckets of Feces and Urine in 7-Eleven
• Kavanaugh Refuses to Shake Parkland Dad’s Hand
• Conflict in Literature
• Ocala Drugs Drive-Thru
• Republicans in 2018
• Shill influences the 2018 Florida gubernatorial race with disinformation memes
• Algae Overwhelms Florida Man Fleeing From Cops
• Florida Man Kicks a ‘F*cking Faggot’ at Gay Bar
• Happy Labor Day!
• Florida Woman Tries Stealing 80-Year-Old Lady’s Car, Gets Tackled by Burger King Manager
• ‘Wet Willy’ Attack puts Florida Man in Jail
• Florida Man Runs From Cops, Drowns in Retention Pond
• Buying drugs in Florida
• Florida Woman tries impressing her dog with a magic trick
• Bad Review Leads to a Drive-By Shooting
• How do you pronounce Florida?
• Misleading News
• WTFF
• Florida Pair Build Drive-Thru Window to Sell Drugs out of their Mobile Home
• Florida Man Flings ‘Holy Blood’ onto a Deputy
• California and Florida
• This state is really Florida’d up
• Republicans, why do you still support the Republican party?
• Florida Man Ron DeSantis Starts First Day of Gubernatorial Race with Racist Remark against Andrew Gillum
• Two kinds of Florida Man
• Cycling Floridian beats traffic on I-95 while staying cool
• The truth about old people
• Must Run Message
• Florida man demands 10’s, 20’s, and ‘some donuts’ from Krispy Kreme, gets arrested
• Pantsless Florida Man Busted Driving Around with Drugs and a Suspended License
• Facebook Deletes Posts that Make Facebook Look Bad
• Florida Man Steals Bike from Goodwill Shopper, Tries Selling it on Facebook for $20 with his Personal Account
• Five Trump Advisors are Convicted Felons
• Florida Man Rides a Motorcycle
• God Bless Florida Man
• Judge delays trial for shark-dragging suspects again
• Alpaca dies after motorist repeatedly fed him junk food
• Gator on a Noodle
• Brother against Brother, Sister against Sister
• Tourist Season
• ‘You’re treating me like a f*cking black person!’: Florida man to cops
• Drunk Florida Teen Refuses to Leave Hospital
• Lake County Voting Website Down
• Redneck Uber
• Vote for me
• Florida Man Finally Charged in Parking Lot Shooting
• Yard Sale
• How to Spot a Shill Account
• To those who say it’s ‘just natural red tide’
• Rear End
• Florida transient to Gainesville NAACP President: “I’m going to hang your n*gger ass”
• Florida University
• Florida Woman Beats Florida Man Because He Refused to Drive Her to Ocala
• Why Can’t You Be Normal?
• Unhinged Liberal Snowflake Shoots Friend in Ass After Political Argument on Facebook
• A Transplant Meets a Floridian Florida Man
• Xanaxed Transplant Arrested for Domestic Violence
• Jupiter
• Political Promises
• U.S. Court Blocks 3D Gun Information Again
• Big Sugar
• Newton’s Florida Laws
• Drunk Florida Man Goes on Beer Run with Gator
• Gun Holster
• Lost AF
• Dog Days of Summer
• Political Propaganda
• Bukkake
• Alligator Woman
• Florida Man F*cks Dolphin, Stars in Documentary
• Rise and Shine
• Florida politician Ron DeSantis makes his toddler ‘build the wall’ in this unsettling, Trump-obsessed campaign ad
• Pensacola man shoots at cigarette tosser to ‘deescalate the situation’
• Trump Supporters are Delusional Traitors
• Drunk White People
• Florida Woman Steals From Walmart, Smokes Crack in Police Cruiser
• Rick Scott Wuz Here
• Birth Control and the Catholic Church
• Naked Florida Woman Busts Up Her Boyfriend’s Home
• Florida Man Drinks Coffee at Circle K
• Drunk Florida Man Flicks Off Cop After Trespassing
• Florida’s ‘Stand Your Ground’ Law Enables Racism and Murder
• Attempt to block early voting sites at college campuses thwarted by U.S. District Court
• Marijuana Laws
• Floridian Rides Bike with Dead Shark in Palm Beach
• Idiot
• Florida Man Who Killed Unarmed Man Over a Parking Space Won’t Be Arrested
• Clearwater Stripper in Court
• Floridian arrested after mooning people in Target
• Florida Man Gropes Waitress, Gets Ass Kicked and Arrested
• Florida Man Stopped on 301 Confronts a Cop
• Twerk For Me
• WJXT4 – ICE
• Mount Dora City Council admits defeat, lets the ‘Starry Night’ house stay
• Smile for the Camera!
• Tampa Police Dancing
• Florida Man Stands in Parking Lot Yelling Obscenities, Gets Arrested
• Some Floridians Still Support Trump and Russia Despite Everything
• Secede July 16, 2018
• 2 big banana breads
• Florida man planned to burn his condo building down ‘with all the f*cking Jews”
• Flo Rida
• Write a post
• Police Chief Told Cops to Arrest Random Black People to Boost Stats
• Subdivision in Debary
• Former Pastor Arrested for Taking Upskirt Photo at Church
• Florida Man Breaks into Dollar General and Steals Beer Wearing a ‘This Guy Needs a Beer’ Shirt
• International Florida
• Pasco County Barbie
• Florida Cults
• Armless Floridian Stabs Tourist After Getting Punched in Head
• Exciting News
• Tied Up
• Villager’s Guide to Using Facebook
• Darkness
• How Hot?
• Toxic Scott and Putnam
• Eh Q Me
• Today’s Forecast via Fan
• Too Damn Hot
• Florida Dog
• Florida man reportedly beats up an elderly man in his trailer
• Rear Ended
• Driving Through Tolls in Florida
• Florida man calling himself ‘The Beast’ gouges eyes of armed home intruder
• Michael Wenzel’s Next Disposition: August 21, 2018
• Dollar General
• Wild
• Upset over being “ignored” in the drive-thru, Florida woman starts a brawl in Burger King
• Fuck Facebook For Putting Profit Over Freedom of Speech
• Florida Man Loses Finger in Fireworks Accident, Another Gets Burnt
• Predictably, Florida Man Blows Off Part of His Hand in July 4th Fireworks Accident
• Sanctuary City
• BMW-swerving Florida Man Busted for DUI
• Why are you still in Florida?
• Florida Man Lights Fireworks Inside Dollar Tree to Celebrate Fourth of July
• White Alligators
• Florida Deputy Shoots and Kills Unarmed Gator
• Y’all
• Political Ads
• America is the Florida of the world
• Florida Man Blows Fingers Off the Day Before Fourth of July
• Ticked off Transplant reportedly attacks a Floridian family in their truck while yelling “I’ll f*cking shoot you!”
• The Florida Party: Unite The Center
• Catholics and Birth Control
• Majesty Building
• Cemetery Boomers
• Florida Man Gets BJ in Public Park… From His Step-Daughter
• VOTE: Freedom of Speech versus Death Threats
• ‘Maybe I will’: Facebook post about a ‘killing spree’ gets a Florida man arrested
• ‘You can just take me to jail now’: Florida Man to Sheriff
• Brain Expanding
• Exactis Leaked 340 Million Records of Americans’ Hijacked Data
• Florida Man Gets Out of Jail, Can’t Pay Cab Fare, Gets Arrested Again
• Florida’s Apalachicola River versus Georgia’s Flint and Chattahoochee River
• Life without a key
• Battles gets Busted for Battery
• Truck Door
• Naked Florida Man Dances Around Fire Holding Knife and Speaking Gibberish
• Kayaking
• Florida Man Rides on The Hood of a Car on I-95 in Miami
• WOMAN CHARGED WITH ATTEMPTED ABDUCTION OF 2 KIDS IN BEACH PARK
• Florida Woman Tries Kidnapping Two Kids at Toronita Avenue Beach Park
• Do Not Feed the Wildlife
• Baby Meth Lab
• Truck Love
• Florida Man Points Gun at Florida Woman for Texting While Driving
• Police Have Arrested the Scumbag that Allegedly Murdered Musical Genius XXXTentacion
• Florida Woman’s Ex-Husband Tries Taking Her Air Conditioner, Gets Shot in the Balls
• Florida Man Pair Dump a Gator into Wawa on Friday Night
• Drunk Florida Man Speeds Away from Troopers, Crashes into Tree, Shouts Racial Slurs, Pulls out Penis
• Florida Ain’t What It Used To Be
• Because His Testicles Hurt, Florida Man Threatened to Kill His Neighbors
• Believing He Stole Her Phone, Florida Woman Shoots at Her Son as He Bicycles Away
• Spider Web
• Pasco Detective Loses Gun in Burger King Bathroom
• Florida Man writes on Facebook: “5 likes and I’ll go shoot up Disney and hang myself”
• Trouble
• Just One Drink
• Soon
• Fear
• Pasco County Man Shoots Dog for Pooping in House
• After a “bad reaction,” Florida Man calls the cops to complain about the meth he bought
• Okahumpka Boy Pushes, Chases, Swings On Stepfather for Refusing to Give Him $200
• This Whole World
• Naked Transplant Breaks into Mobile Home, Attacks Resident with Rake
• All Redneck Electric
• Drunk Florida Pair Nearly Drop Their Kid on the Floor at Gator’s Dockside
• Changing Lanes
• Old, Mean, Racist Florida Man Gets Arrested After Flight for Harassing Stewardess
• Florida Man Brings Pet Monkey Along While Stealing a Vehicle, Gets Busted
• Blew Out a Flop
• Florida Pair Lose 24 Guns During Home Invasion
• Floridian Attacked by Monkey in Home Depot
• After calling him a flashy n*gger, Florida Man blows up neighbor’s car
• Reputation Score
• Florida Woman Pair Found with Meth in Nailed Up Trailer
• Butthurt Liberals Realize They’re Responsible for Trump’s Presidency
• Silver Alert: George McDonough – FOUND!
• Two Florida Mans Evict Neighbors Using Acid Bombs
• Locals are Loving their Brand New Bravo Supermarket
• “I’m Jesus Christ!” Proclaims Florida Man While Shooting at Bicyclist
• Gun Grabber David Hogg Gets Raided by SWAT Team
• David Hogg Got Swatted
• Deplorable Culture
• Florida Man Armed with Assault Hammer Gets Canned by Sheriff’s Deputy
• After Crashing Golf Cart, Florida Woman Tells Cops She’s Too “F*cked Up” for Breath Sample
• Florida Girl Steals Golf Cart, Tries Driving to her Grandma’s House
• Florida Man Huffs Air Duster in Front of a Cop, Tries Driving Away
• The Hillsboroughy Doughboy
• Tourists Accosted by Drunken Couple Swearing Racist Insults at Pool
• Telecommunications in Modern Florida
• Let’s Bake Florida a Cake
• Florida Man Flees from Car Crash, Crashes Twice Again, Cusses Out Good Samaritan Victims
• Fapping Trampite Tells Cops he’s Captain Kirk
• Florida Man Hits Sleeping Roommate on Head with a Skillet for Being a “Confidential Informant”
• Political Endorsements
• Florida Thanksgiving
• Florida Woman Shaves Her Legs in a Public Pool
• Another Florida Boy Sent a School Shooting Prank
• Florida Man and Three Others Break into Home, Rob Kids at Gunpoint
• Floridian Highway Hand
• Floridian Stands His Ground Against a Clown at a Holly Hill Little Caesars
• I-4 Guide
• Alberto Slams the Panhandle
• You’re going to boycott Publix?
• Dewie Brewton, Brad King, and why we care
• Florida Man Shoots Neighbor’s Dog, Asks for Advice on Reddit
• Bradley E. King links
• No Charges for Teacher Who Drowned Raccoons in Class
• Brad King’s Filing Decision Memo – Dewie Brewton’s Raccoon Drowning Incident
• Crystal Methvin Arrested With Meth Again
• Florida man attacks his mom with spaghetti because “demons were in his head”
• Publix Engages in Memetic Warfare
• Politician Shit List
• Florida man takes a test drive, pulls gun on salesman, picks up buddy, runs car into palm tree
• Deland Man Tries Hiding from Cops in Lily Pads
• Drunk Umatilla Man Shoves his Mom
• Tampa Bay Man Breaks into 13 Cars while Wearing Ankle Bracelet
• Florida Man Tries Fighting Floridians at Chili’s
• Drunk Florida Man Pulls out Knife and Taser at McDonald’s, yells “Get Out of My Country!”
• Lazy Florida Woman with Suspended License Crashes into Cop Car at Jail
• Florida Button Update
• Florida Man Breaks into Jewelry Store, Bleeds on Everything
• Silver Springs Park is Under Attack
• Copious Amounts of Alcohol
• Florida Man Claims McDonald’s Worker Put a Tide Pod in his Drink
• Florida Man Arrested after Telling Playground Kids the Truth About Where Babies Come From
• Lake Worth Power Outage Due to “Extreme Zombie Activity,” According to Alert
• Florida Man Randomly Punches Shoppers at Lucky’s Market
• 69-Year-Old Florida Man Steals a Purse at Church
• Deland Man Steals a 4 Wheeler, Goes Joyriding With Friends
• Naked Florida Man Carrying Cooking Oil Tazed by Deputy
• Florida Woman Beats her Florida Man for Refusing to Cuddle in Hot Weather
• Tampa Bay Couple Stole Motorized Cart from Walmart, Drove it to a Bar
• Tampa Bay Man Leaves 4-Year-Old Locked in Car During Domestic Abuse Court Hearing
• McDonald’s Car in Pensacola
• The Lafayette Tree
• Journalist’s Guide to Firearms Identification
• Trying to Change the Color of his Mood Ring, Florida Boy Lights School Bathroom on Fire
• Pensacola-opoly
• Florida Man Drove Through Neighbhor’s Fence to Shoot a Deer
• The Difference Between Euthanasia and Torture, Morally and Legally
• Website Upgraded
• Publix Line Dispute Ends with Florida Woman Pulling Out a Gun
• Drunk Ocala Woman Kills a Mother in DUI Crash, Smiles in Mugshot
• Ocala Teacher Drowns Animals During Class “Just For Sport,” Makes Students Watch and Help
• Declaring Her Love, Florida Woman Spray Paints Boyfriend’s Full Name at Park, Gets Caught
• The Buddhist Attitude to Animal Life
• Facebook Shuts Down the “Florida Man” Page Again
• Floridian Woman Wrestles AK-47 From Home Invaders
• Drunk Florida Man Wakes Up in Parking Lot, Tells Cop His Name is “F*ck you, *sshole!”
• Instrument Meetup
• After Drinking All Morning, Palatka Man Tries Stealing Beer from Publix
• Pajama-Wearing Florida Man Tries to Kill the Devil by Choking Man with Hose, Drowning Cat
• Negro Island is right next to Chicken Island in the Tampa Bay
• Florida Man Pulls Out Plastic Badge and Tells Speeding Motorcyclist, “I the police.”
• Naked Florida Man Didn’t Actually Plant a Bomb in Airport Bathroom
• No Charges For Tallahassee Boy Shooting BB Gun From Truck Pretending to Shoot “N*ggers”
• Junkies Busted Sleeping in Stolen Nissan
• Florida Man Tries Hiding his Legless Florida Woman from the Cops
• Investigating Fuckery
• School Fight Turns into Brawl, Trespassers Join, Florida Woman Shows Up With a Gun
• Motorcycling Florida Man Ran From Cops Because He’s “Dumb”
• Road Raging Against a Woman and her Family, Florida Man Pulls Out a Glock
• Orbit in Ormond
• Florida Woman Calls 911 to Get Beer
• Not From Florida Starter Kit
• Zimmerman Charged with Misdemeanor Stalking
• Trampite Tries to Make The Rays Game More Lit
• Sheriffs find 90 pounds of panties in Florida man’s trailer
• Dump Truck Full of Sand has an “Inedible” Warning
• Drunk Florida Couple Fights After Beach Wedding
• Florida Boy Busted Selling Weed in Middle School Bathroom
• Florida Man Busted Stealing Dragon Ball Z Action Figures from Target
• Roach Crawls in Sleeping Florida Woman’s Ear
• Lake County Arrests – May 2 & 3, 2018
• Florida Man Punches 80-Year-Old School Crossing Guard in the Face, Runs Away
• Racist Vandal in Belleview
• Reality and The News
• Florida Man Swings Sword at Several for Stealing his Socks
• Brutally Honest Descriptions of Florida Counties
• Florida Man Drives Wrong Way On US 27
• After Crashing his Car, Florida Man Asks Trooper if He Can Get More Meth
• Pointing Versus Turn Signals
• “Shark Torture” Animal Abuse Trial Results – May 1, 2018
• Chicky Tendy Pub Subs
• A Match Made in Florida
• Native Floridian Moving Out!
• Moving Day for a Trump Supporter
• Drunk, Shirtless Florida Woman Boasts of “Freedom of Speak”
• 2018 Leesburg Bikefest Weekend Arrests
• Belleview Neighborhood Vandalized, Phone Lines Cut, Woods Set on Fire
• Fleshlight in Fort Lauderdale
• Lifted BMW with Truck Tires
• Roaches Found in Lakeland Red Lobster
• This Dangerous and Addictive Chemical is Being Sold to Children in Florida
• Am I Going to Die Here?
• Cannabis Laws
• Florida Man Falls Asleep at Stop Sign in Pickup Truck with Meth Pipe on Lap
• Blame
• Dramatic Journalism
• If Orlando Was a Movie
• Duval School Puts Sexually Explicit Question in Homework
• Florida Man Kicks Swans in the Head for ‘Karate Practice’
• Florida Man’s Pickup Truck Lands in a Cape Coral Canal after Failed Jump
• Floridian Ladies Dating a Florida Man
• Florida Man Smashes Florida Woman’s Trailblazer with Bat, Offers to Buy New One
• Florida’s Reputation
• The Gator Game
• Naked Trampite Caught Fapping on a Floridian’s Patio
• Florida Man Thinks Wife is Intruder, Shoots Her Twice
• Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Three Girls During Gun Safety Demonstration
• Publix Dog Cake
• Weird Animal Thing on a Car Roof
• Crime in Apopka
• Deputies Locate Tampa Parents Who Fled With Child
• Florida Woman Tries to Yank Her Naked Husband’s Catheter Out, Chases Him Outside
• The “Moving to The Villages” Starter Kit
• Florida Woman Kicks Down Her Husbands Bedroom Door, Gets Arrested
• Chicago Man Gropes Woman on Flight from Miami, Gets Tased and Removed
• Edgy Florida Teen Asks Girl to Prom with Lame Racist Joke
• Floridian Stands His Ground Against Attempted Carjacker at Texas Fried Chicken
• Vigilante Loadout – Florida
• Is It ‘Florida Men’ or ‘Florida Mans’ when referring to the editorial ‘Florida Man?’
• Girl Gets Punched by LSD Tripping Florida Man at RaceTrac
• “Stand Your Ground” and Race
• Wild Florida Mans
• Lake County Digest – April 20-22, 2018
• Disney World Assholder
• Florida Woman Shoots at Husband Instead of Filing Divorce Papers
• Train Track Choice
• Sandhill Crane Walks into Floridian’s Home
• Florida Man Points Rifle at Deputy, Gets Tackled
• Florida Couple Planned on Storming Florida Institute of Ultrasound with a Revolver
• Florida Man Hides from Pasco Deputies in Swamp, Gets Licked by K9
• Politics versus Ethics
• Young Floridians Sue Florida for Ignoring Environmental Issues
• Florida Man Opens Business Where Customers Can Get Drunk and Throw Axes
• Tallahassee, The Capital of Florida
• Florida Man Steals Hard Drives with Confidential Taxpayer Info, Uses them to Play Xbox Games
• Florida State Capitol – Cock and Balls
• Burmese Pythons Found Having Massive Orgy
• Pajama-Wearing Florida Man Reportedly Wanted to Flirt with Waffle House Waitress, Pulls a Knife Out
• Florida Kids versus Politicians
• Faces Around the World
• Naked Florida Man Kicks Trash Can, Jumps on Car at Publix
• We On Top
• I-4 is the Worst Interstate
• Emma Gonzalez
• Florida Man Shows Dashboard Cam to Police, Gets Arrested
• North Florida Woman Arrested for Giving Her 2-Year-Old Meth and Pot
• Florida Man Offers Fellow Inmate 20 Food Trays to Murder his Ex-Wife
• Florida Man Crashes Motorcycle, Accidentally Shoots Himself
• Trump Supporter Uses David Hogg’s Head as Target Practice
• Parkland teacher left his loaded gun in a public bathroom
• Rick Scott’s Voter Disenfranchisement Ruled Unconstitutional by Federal Judge
• Upset over disability checks being cut off, Florida woman attempts suicide with ‘boost bars’ and cocaine
• Retired Floridian Starter Pack
• Truck with a Cardboard Window in Pensacola
• Florida Woman Tells Cops the Wind Blew Cocaine Into Her Purse
• Florida Man Steals ATV during Test Drive, Hides from Cops in Pond
• Green Light Delay
• Trampite Arrested for Taking Up-Skirt Photos at Publix
• Broward County
• Florida The Sunshine State
• Cocaine Blew Into My Purse
• Backpage Seized by FBI
• Mazda versus Motorcycle
• Motorcyclist Punches a Mazda and Gets Run Over
• Florida Man Tangles Fishing Lines with Floridian, Calls him a “N*gger” and Pulls Gun Out
• Good Ol’ Beautiful Florida
• Rick Scott Just Won’t Go Away
• Fascinating Creatures
• Drunk Umatilla Man Bicycling at Night with No Lights Attacks Complaining Floridian
• During Traffic Stop, Florida Woman with Full Bladder says ‘F*ck You’ to Cop
• Typical Florida Driver Couldn’t Swap Seats Quickly Enough
• Doing Acid or Ecstasy Requires a Sitter
• Florida Boy Brings Guns and Knives to School to Feel ‘Cool’
• “High on Faith” and Acid, Florida Man Sneaks into Yacht Club and Looks for “Stupid People”
• Florida Woman Lets Dentist Give Her Foot Massage, Complains About Infection
• New Florida Law Puts Pets First
• Florida Man Tries to Kidnap an Old Lady at Hobby Lobby
• Add Yer Florida Points
• Florida Man Not Really Sure Why He Stole a Pack of Bud Lite
• Florida Man Dies after Swallowing Cocaine During Traffic Stop
• Florida Woman Lights Ex-Boyfriend on Fire
• New Viral Trend! Your Florida Teen Could Be Snorting Condoms Up Their Nose! Ahhh!!!
• News and Advertising
• Florida Woman Flashes Drivers on U.S. 1
• Lemonade Bottle
• Florida Woman Punches Target Security Guard
• Gator Chills on 295 in Jacksonville
• Minneola Man Busted with a Black Bear Paw in Kitchen Freezer
• Typical Florida Driver Busted for Driving With a Suspended License
• Florida Man Shoots at Roofers for Interrupting an Argument with his Girlfriend
• Ordinance of Secession, 1861
• Floridians in the Modern Age of Advertising and Media
• Florida Man Tells Cop to ‘Smell His Fingers’ for an Alibi
• Drunk Florida Man Smashes Things with Hammer during Fit of Jealous Rage
• Hammer-Wielding Driver Gets Shot in Leg
• Drunk Florida Boy Wanted to be Next School Shooter
• Teachers with Guns
• White Kid Roasted
• Family School Shooting Gun
• Florida Man Narrates Rattlesnake Discovery as Florida Woman Films
• Baker County Man Arrested for Making Threats on Social Media
• Drones are delivering contraband to Florida prisons
• Rights
• Shady Place Tattoo
• Craigslist Personal Ads Shut Down after Congress Passes FOSTA Law
• Naked Florida Man Arrested for “Waffle Spanking” his Son
• Kevlar
• Snow Bunny – Swamp Rabbit
• White Terrorist Bingo
• Teacher Corps
• Stop School Bullies
• Facebook Prison
• Mainstream Media
• From Bully to Friend
• Suspended Licenses
• YouTube Bans Certain Videos about Firearms
• Ocala Man Allegedly Fights Girlfriend in Walmart Parking Lot
• Drunk, Finger Gunning Florida Man Arrested after Trying to Buy Beer
• Florida’s Finest Criminals S2.E5
• Longwood Man Offers Cop a Handjob
• Spotting Creatures at the Beach
• The Morning Sun
• Ocala Woman Breaks into Car for Nap, Accidentally Sets it on Fire, Can’t Get Out
• Lawn Mower Motorcycle
• Florida Man Returns Accidentally Stolen Baby
• Florida Man Accidentally Shoots his Hand with a 9MM
• Around Cocaine and Alcohol in Miami
• ‘Suspicious package’ causing evacuations turned out to be a sex toy
• ‘The Salamander Smuggelers’
• Florida Man Throws Whisky Bottle Bomb at Chickens
• Journalism
• FIU ‘Instant Bridge’ Collapses Days After Installation
• Drunk North Florida Woman Falls on a Goat, Assaults Nephew
• Snek
• Florida Man Applies to a Job
• Floridian Tells Cops “you’re not gonna search me,” Gets Searched and Arrested
• Fake Rednecks
• Floridian Stands His Ground Against Armed Burglars in Jacksonville
• Pollen
• The 2nd Amendment
• The Villages: Beer and STDs
• The Villages
• Florida Woman Snoops Through Trash, Gets Caught with Meth
• Florida Woman Breaks into Couple’s Home, Attacks Woman for her ‘Parenting’
• Floridians block a hit-and-run driver in Hialeah
• Floridians block hit-and-run driver from escaping, smash his car with a sledge hammer
• Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Head while Unloading Gun
• Introducing The Florida Button
• False positive on field drug test puts an innocent woman in jail for 5 months
• Miami Woman Rides Terrified Horse into Nightclub
• Miami monkey importer mailed white powder to his mom, blamed animal rights group
• Upset with Hospital Wait Time, Florida Man Steals an Ambulance
• Florida woman calls 911 thirty-two times, flirts with cop, asks for ice cream
• Belligerently Stupid Drivers
• Move Over Florida
• Florida man pulls out an AR-15 in road rage incident
• Animal abusers in ‘Shark Case’ going to court today
• How many children have to die before you support gun control?
• Senator says ‘thoughts and prayers are really the only thing’ to stop mass shootings
• Florida Man Runs into his Burning Mobile Home, Attacks and Flashes Gun at Firefighters
• NRA Lobbying for Schools
• Senate Passes Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School Public Safety Act
• Middle School Teacher has a White Nationalist Podcast
• Site Updates – March 2018
• Florida Man Living in Old School Bus gets Busted for Meth and Stolen Dirt Dike
• Happy Birthday Florida (March 3, 1845)
• Father and Daughter Caught Boinking in Backyard
• Russia Reminds the World They Could Blow Up Florida with Nukes
• People from Michigan
• Central Florida Stick Fight Leads to an Arrest
• Clay County Man Stabs Brother over a Krystal Burger
• Florida Woman Shoots Dog Because Fiancé Wouldn’t Crack Her Back
• Florida Man arrested for tweeting an incoherent death threat
• Panhandling Florida Man and Dog in The Panhandle
• Smiling Gator at Cocoa Apartment
• Florida Woman Beats Up Boyfriend for Interrupting Sex to Check on Dinner
• White Supremacist Site Offers Memes to Help Republicans Spread More Nonsense
• Confederate Statue Gets Vandalized in Marion County
• Florida Man Attacks Clerk With a Corn Dog after she Refused to Sell him Beer
• Land O’ Lakes Gator Chills Under a Truck
• Florida Man Target Shoots at Books in his Apartment, Nearly Hits Neighbors
• Jacksonville man hides a camera in a loofah, tells cops: “I’m an old dirty man”
• Florida Woman Gets Out of Rehab, Opens a 12-Pack of Beer with Child in Car
• Top 10 Most White Trash Cities in Florida
• Banned from Facebook for 30 Days
• Florida Man Falls Asleep in Idling Car, Gets Busted for Drugs
• Lawmaker Ridicules Spano’s Anti-Porn Bill by Amending Other Public Health Risks
• Raw Pork Parasite Crawls into Florida Man’s Eye
• Active Shooter Situation Reported at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School
• Florida Man Exploits a Tragedy to Trick Fearful People
• Happy Valentine’s Day
• Georgia Man Breaks into an Assisted Living Facility in Eustis, Wreaks Havoc
• Lake Wales Punk Carjacks an Old Man in Front of his Home
• Miami Man with ‘No Love’ Tattoo Calls Cops over Baby Mama Drama, Gets Arrested
• Villager Arrested for Violating a DUI Probation
• Florida Train Challenge
• Missing Honda Odyssey
• Another Florida Man Hit by a Train
• BMXing Florida Man with SS Tattoo Busted with Weed, Meth, and a 3 Dollar Bill
• High School Teacher Arrested Downtown with Meth, Weed, Hash, and a Yuengling
• Naked Florida Woman Crashes into Daycare, Growls at First Responders
• Machete-wielding Florida Man Shot Dead by Police
• Florida Man Points Gun at Neighbor over Argument about a Fence
• 15-Year-Old Myakka City Boy Accidentally Kills Himself Shooting at Trash Animals
• Flagler County Jail Reveals its New Sign: Green Roof Inn
• Polk County Man puts Plumber’s Lye in the Yum Yum Sauce
• 98-Year-Old Michigan Man Kills 2 Teens in Wrong-Way RV Accident
• Florida Boy Gets Stuck in a Claw Machine
• 1-800-Ask-Gary arrested for drunk driving
• Facebook is not the place to report crime
• Browsing Snapchat: Green Cove Spring
• Florida fan beat up girlfriend for dissing Tom Brady: cops
• Drunk Florida Man Does a Sloppy Cartwheel During Sobriety Test
• Florida Woman Breaks into Home, Takes a Bath
• Drunk Florida Woman Attacks Boyfriend over Super Bowl Argument
• Florida Man convinces Florida Woman to Hide Cocaine up her Cooter in a Cop Car
• Black History Month Worksheet in a Florida School
• Magistrate Lets Mount Dora Fine ‘Starry Night’ Home $100 Daily, Indefinitely
• Mainstream Media Accountability Survey
• Politics are Polytricks
• Elementary Students Almost Die after Resource Officer Loses Her Gun
• School Officer Makes Innocent Mistake, Liberals Freak Out About a Forgotten Gun
• School Resource Officer Leaves Her Gun in the Bathroom
• Pasco County Gopher Tortoises Caught on Video Fighting
• Tent-Dwelling Marathon Man Machetes Man who Unplugged his Bootleg Electricity
• Animal abusers in ‘Shark Case’ will appear in court on March 6, 2018
• You don’t need to use turn signals as long as you change lanes reeaally sloooooowly
• ‘Bored’ Florida Man Breaks into Funeral Home and Steals Things
• Tampa Bay Man made plans to kidnap Lana Del Rey
• Symbiotic Grandparents
• 7-Eleven Clerk Fights off a Florida Man trying to Rob the Store
• Couple convince kid he has terminal brain cancer to collect donations
• Site Feedback
• South Florida Man Stabs Two Publix Employees Over a Caesar Salad
• Naked Florida Man Masturbates at Apartment Community Center, Rides Exercise Bike
• Man gets cut off in traffic and cuts the driver with a machete
• Loaded Grenade Launcher Donated to Goodwill
• North Florida Man Tries to Steal Two Airplanes, Crashes Fuel Truck
• White Springs Man Calls Flight Attendant a “N*gger B*tch, Slave,” Makes Death Threats on Newark Flight
• It’s easier to catch a felony than it is to escape Florida.
• Florida Man Breaks into Garage and Makes Coffee
• Florida Boy Beats Teacher; Social Media Upset over his Arrest
• Tampa Bay Man Stabs Sister, Flees to Mexico, Ends up in Georgia
• Florida Boy who reported classmate to ICE ends up far left and far right websites
• Felony Offenses in Florida
• Banned from Facebook Again, Again
• Florida Man Beats Armless, Legless Girlfriend; Takes her to Walmart to be Rescued
• People are shocked that Florida was ranked ‘worst state in nation’
• Florida’s Number One for Head Injuries
• Old man tourist has a heart attack after getting buried in sand
• New bill would let ‘bullied’ students escape to private schools via tax money
• Winn-Dixie Liquor Clerk Tries to Scam Lottery Winner out of $600 Ticket
• The Burden of the Hex
• Indian burial ground, Fountain of Youth Park, St. Augustine, Florida
• Blue Balls
• Florida Man who threatened Obama gets 4 more years in prison for threatening Trump
• Florida Man Shoots his Neighbor Because their Dogs Were Fighting
• Florida Man Steals $1,000 worth of Video Games in Armed Robbery
• Politically Correct in 2018
• Volusia County Sheriff Mike Chitwood
• Moving day through the Everglades, Florida
• Patriots Fan Barricades Himself in Hospital Room to Watch Jaguars Lose
• Wall
• Paul Mango is Running for President of Palm Chase Condos
• Clearwater Man Shoves Exotic Fish Down Pants to Steal from Pet Shop
• Florida is not for the faint…
• Florida Man Arrested for Attacking Girlfriend with Fried Chicken
• Proposed Amendment Would Treat Abortions as First-Degree Murder
• Flares Mistaken for Pipe Bombs in Lake Wales Mall “Explosion”
• Crime Going Down, Fear Going Up
• South Florida Man Drives an Armchair down the Street
• One-Armed Florida Man Steals Car from Whataburger, Crashes It, Blames Disability
• Banned from Facebook Again
• Drunk Tampa Man Mistakes Bank Drive-Thru for Taco Bell
• Cigarette Smoking Florida Woman Blows Up Trailer while Sharing Oxygen with her Dog
• Robbers beat up an old man, shoot him, steal his cellphone and gun
• Florida Man Parks his Cadillac Escalade in Lake Weir
• Origin of Spanish Moss
• Pasco County Man Gets Robbed by a Fake Hooker’s Boyfriend
• Pickin’ Oranges
• Two Florida Mans Busted for Opening 21 Fire Hydrants
• Lap Dance Leads to Trailer Park Brawl
• Strong Legs
• Snake versus Gator
• Casino Shuttle Boat Blows Up
• Jesus Car
• This meme will get you banned from Facebook for 24 hours
• Drunk Milton Man Crashes into Attorney’s Office
• Florida Attorney / Former Cop gets Busted for Trafficking Cocaine
• Trump, the “35th President”
• Florida Fire Chief Attacks Teen in Road Rage Incident, Steals Phone
• Steak Salesman Steals a Box from a Porch
• Buried Alive
• McDonald’s Employees Fight, One Pulls Out a Gun
• Naked Florida Woman Checks her Mail in Floridatown
• Not everything is as it seems
• Drunk Florida Woman Crashes Car with Toddler and Takes a Piss on I-4
• Florida Bear Smacks a Floridian
• Florida Man jumps off bridge escaping his drunk, angry Florida Woman
• Road Raging Florida Man Points Gun at Another Car
• Traditional Rivals
• Miami Cop Busted for Snorting Cocaine in a Nightclub
• Alachua County Sheriff’s Deputy Fired for Stealing $9,900 in Cash
• Florida Man rips urinal from wall and runs naked into the woods
• Accidental Shootings in 2017 – Winners and Losers
• Larger than Life
• Republican and Democrat work together on bill that loosens gun laws and restores freedom
• Florida Man and his Buddy get Busted with Weed, Handgun, and a Grenade
• Florida Man on Concealed Carry
• Outsiders
• Getting a Driver’s License in SoFla
• Florida Man Internet Troll will Fight Tara LaRosa to Prove that “Women Can’t Fight”
• Florida Woman Runs Herself Over while Escaping Cat Attack
• Florida Contractor Sues over Cat Attack, Claims it was a Bobcat
• Drunk Florida Man Calls 911 on Himself for a DUI
• Lizard in a Blizzard
• I want you to draw me like one of your Florida girls…
• Frozen Iguanas are Falling From Trees in South Florida
• Jesus
• North Florida Man Shoots Neighbor Taking Out his Garbage
• Uncouth Brooklyner Sexually Assaults Customer and Cabaret Dancer
• Florida Woman named Crystal Methvin gets her 15th drug charge
• Florida Man named Blood bites his girlfriend’s hand, draws blood
• Humidity
• It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
• Offensive
• Drunk Florida Man Strips Naked and Crawls into Another Man’s Bed
• Florida Man Breaks into Home and Masturbates in Nursery Closet
• Weeki Wachee Springs State Park Hiring Mermaids
• Florida Man Rigs Door in Attempt to Electrocute Wife
• Billboard in Inverness, FL reminds dads not to drunkenly rape their daughters
• Florida Man Smashes Veterinarian Clinic Window Trying to Free the Kittens
• Drunk Florida Woman Jills Off at Bus Stop, Licks a Cop
• Florida Man Tries to Board a Plane with Gun and Ammo
• Civilized Places versus Florida
• Publix Parking Lot Guide
• Clearwater Woman Punches Clerk for Denying Fake $100 Bill
• Florida Woman Caught Stealing Stuff from a Graveyard
• Florida Man Pistol Whips Neighbor after Guns Wouldn’t Fire
• Wildwood man headbutts his brother for pushing his girlfriend through a wall
• Florida Man Moves to Bali, Chases a Monkey, Falls off Roof
• Girl gets jumped at West Boca High School, everyone just records it
• Florida Man Punches Girlfriend over Missing Cookie
• Florida Man carries lumber through his car
• North Floridian Visits Boca Raton
• Florida Couple Stalked a Woman for Being French
• Visit Florida Ads
• Tampa man tries to rob a pawn shop with two guns, gets shot dead by clerk
• Stubborn Stuart Baby Boomer Calls 911 Twice to Complain About Tiny Clams
• Cop at Cordova Mall Goes Ham on Alleged Shoplifter
• Winter Solstice 2017
• Florida Man tells cop his new scooter came packed with meth, coke
• Rotary Riverfront Park Public Restroom
• Love in Florida
• Tampa lawyer busted for videotaping steamy conjugal visits with inmates
• Oranges
• Eyesore on I-4
• The Differences between Rednecks and Yankees
• Jersey Man Beats Up Driver, Steals Taxi, Drives into Trump National Gate
• Florida somehow scores number 2 on ‘best drivers’ list
• South Florida Raccoon Nabs an Iguana
• Florida Man rescued after losing control of the swan-shaped boat he stole
• Open Letter to the 13th Judicial Circuit
• UPS driver delivers package containing iPhone X, goes back to steal it
• Net Neutrality was Slashed and Florida’s Doing Nothing About It
• Florida Man who threw a dog into oncoming traffic gets probation
• Florida Man mistakes firefighters for burglars, shoots at them through door
• Florida Woman punches woman who complained about stale bacon
• Train-struck semi-trailer scatters free food in Lakeland
• Mother and son catch on fire after pouring gasoline onto a bonfire
• Florida bill would allow some felons to have their gun and voting rights restored
• Three charged in shark dragging video
• 2017 Christmas Card
• Teen steals an AR-15 from an unlocked Opa-locka police car
• Florida Man Tries to Rob a Floridian at Walgreens
• Florida Man Steals a Freezer Full of Dead Dogs
• Florida Man Takes a Piss in Dining Area of a Tampa Steak ‘n Shake
• Doc Brown goes to Florida
• West Palm Man Punches, Pistol Whips Woman over KFC
• Middle schoolers snitch on teacher after she sells them bad drugs
• Walton County Man beats up sister, mom, and grandma after they caught him fornicating in the front yard
• Homeless Florida Man Peeing Outside Publix Offers Cop a Joint
• Does it snow in Florida?
• 2017 Accidental Shootings
• Florida Man Arrested for Drawing Violent Chaos on Kid’s Homework
• Florida Possum Breaks into Liquor Store and Gets Drunk on Cognac
• Florida Man Uses Dildo to Fend Off Cops
• Hialeah Family Finds an Iguana in their Toilet
• Mudboggin’ Brevard Man Arrested for Incest
• Pinellas mosquito control worker found dead in a creek
• Orlando Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Road Rage Incident
• Florida Man Slashes and Kills a Homeless Guy using a 3-Foot Sword
• Face-Tattooed Florida Man Gets Another GTA Charge
• 420 Family Meal Deal
• Florida Man attempts to steal a truck full of cops
• Twerking in a Traffic Jam
• Clermont Man Purposely Crashes SUV to Prove Intersection is Dangerous
• Mystery substance on hospital bed looks and smells like poop
• River at Tampa Bay Church
• Florida Man leaves two kids in car while at strip club
• Man at the pump
• Dead Frog Found in Drink at Tallahassee Waffle House
• Florida Woman Spits on Dad, Attacks Cop with an Electric Toothbrush
• Melbourne Man Beats and Stabs His Friend For Eating His Pizza
• 50-lb. block of cocaine washes ashore on Melbourne Beach
• Larson Dairy Farm Workers Caught Torturing and Stabbing Cows
• Angry Florida Man Pries Open Steak ‘n Shake Drive-Thru Window
• Florida Man in eight-hour standoff was shooting at rats
• The Florida Code
• Florida Man Facing Eviction Over Emotional Support Squirrel
• Naked Florida Man Runs into Old Lady’s House, Wears Her Clothes
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• Port St. Lucie Man Gets a DUI on a Lawn Mower
• Florida Woman Tries Ordering French Fries at Taco Bell
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• Florida license plate proclaims “NOT DUMB”
• Palm Bay Woman Gets a DUI in Police Station Parking Lot
• Pensacola Man Beats Someone With A PlayStation 4
• Man crawls through baggage carousel, sneaks onto tarmac at Miami airport
• Cocoa Man Falls Three Stories While Possibly Trying Parkour
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• Florida police sergeant acquitted in choking of 5-year-old
• 82,000 stolen guns in Florida have never been found
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• Small Plane Lands on I-4 near Longwood
• Polk County Woman Gets a DUI on a Horse
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• Florida Woman Bites Husband for Changing Password
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• Palm Beach Woman Offers to Tap Dance During Sobriety Test
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• MTV’s “Jersey Shore” devolves into “Floribama Shore”
• Florida Man Attacks Lawn Mowing Neighbor with a Rake
• Florida Woman Smacks Bouncer with Case of PBR at Country Music Bar
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• Florida Woman Cop Accidentally Tazes 10-Year-Old During Gun Safety Lesson
• Halloween Costume Ignites Protest in St. Augustine
• Homeless Dudes Fight Over Beer, One Gets Punched and Dies
• Drunk Florida Woman Pisses in Men’s Urinal at Miami Dolphins Game
• Florida Woman Sells a BJ for $5 and a Beanie Baby
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• Florida Woman Crashes Wedding to Spy on Boyfriend, Gets into Bathroom Brawl with Bridesmaids
• Amazon Accidentally Ships 65 Pounds of Marijuana to Florida Couple
• Coked-Out Florida Man Smacks a Police Horse’s Ass in Downtown Orlando
• Florida Woman sets her Ex’s House on Fire, Stabs a Cop
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• Florida Woman Steals Cement Pavers, Threatens to Sue for Back Injury
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• Reality TV Actor Tyga tries to Buy a Bengal Tiger
• Tallahassee Woman Chases a Sunday-Strolling Stranger with a Butcher Knife
• Cocoa Woman Dies from Cocaine and Fire Ant Bites
• Panama City Police Called on Sisters Arguing about Toilet Paper
• Charlotte County Golf Ball Retriever Gets Chomped by a Gator
• Florida Mom Runs Over 15-year-old Price-Gouging Pot Dealer
• How to pull over and talk to your friends in Florida
• Cadet Steals his Dad’s Police Car, Pulls Over Ex and her New Boyfriend
• Florida Chicken takes her pet human paddleboarding
• Bushnell Hotel Owner Crawls into Guest’s Room
• Jacksonville Woman Plows Her Car into Winn-Dixie
• No charges pressed for two men who killed an Everglades fisherman
• Jupiter man who went “Guat Hunting” claims “Stand Your Ground”
• Florida Boy Defends Himself Against a Clown Using a Selfie Stick
• Florida Man Beats Girlfriend’s Toddler, Pawns Her Stuff While She’s at the Hospital with Dying Son
• Florida Man hires pilot to drag a “Boycott Jags, NFL” banner above EverBank Field
• Florida Man is over 100 years old
• Fake DEA Agent Handcuffs Prostitute at Gunpoint, Lets Her Escape to Buy Drugs
• Florida Man Starts Fire at Spyglass Apartments to “Quiet the Demons”
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• “The customer is always right!” yells Florida Woman, throwing Hot Cheese at 7-Eleven Clerk
• Pro-Trump UNF Freshmen Act like Monkeys to Mock Black Students
• North Florida Dad Leaves Child in Hot Car at Hardee’s, says, “What’s the big deal?”
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• Jacksonville Woman Fights Prostitution in her Neighborhood with a Sign
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• Florida teens arrested for stabbing a boy in the face with a chicken bone
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• Racist Idiot Screams “Nothing but a n*gger” at Black Servicewoman
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• Lady Lake Man Drowned Toddler Because Wife was Divorcing Him
• Drunk Florida Man Crashes Car, Abandons Three Kids Inside to Escape on Foot
• Florida school district picks abstinence-only center to provide sex education
• Pinellas Park man Googled ‘how to rob a bank’ then robbed a bank
• Pasco County Man Beats Alleged Child Molester
• Florida Man Says Hidden Cameras in His Airbnb Were for Sex Parties, Not Spying
• Florida Man shouts “I am God” and punches a cop in the head
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• Florida Burglar learned his skills from Naruto
• Florida Man Tries Jumping a Canal with his Corolla
• Clermont Man gets caught fapping to porn in car dealership waiting room
• Church members seek cover from military re-enactment gunfire
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• Florida Man sprays people with fire extinguisher at Lawrence hotel
• Packers Fan Sets Himself on Fire With Flaming Jersey after Losing Bet to Cowboys
• Mount Dora City Council Wages War Against Van Gogh Mural
• Miami Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster snorts a line
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• Two Florida Moms Overdose on Heroin with their Newborn Babies in Car
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• George Zimmerman says he’s homeless and suffering from PTSD
• Leesburg Electric Bills Go Way Up After Hurricane Irma Outages
• Leesburg Woman says ‘Jesus commanded’ her to tailgate deputy
• Florida Man Tells Airport Worker to Check his Bag “Before it Explodes”
• Day care worker in wheelchair allegedly caught raping baby in Orlando Chick-fil-A bathroom
• Florida Teen Steals a Police Car and Pulls People Over to Impress His Girlfriend
• Florida nursing home denies use of medical marijuana by chronic pain patient
• Pensacola Woman and her Pet Baby Monkey
• Tampa Bay Man Tries Paying for Coffee with Prescription Muscle Relaxants
• Mosquitoes forced to feed off diseased rats because of pythons taking over the Everglades
• Arrest Made After Hurricane Irma Threesome Turned Deadly
• Drunk Florida Man Opens Fire on Target Shooting Neighbors
• Publix-branded ground turkey recalled for possible metal shavings
• Boy, 5, fatally shoots himself in day care parking lot
• Naked 66-Year-Old Florida Man Drunkenly Discharges Weapons
• Drunken Florida Man Makes a Hobby out of Threatening Rape and Beheadings
• Florida lawmaker files bill to make it a hate crime to attack someone’s political affiliation
• Delray Dealer Invites Police into Home, Exposing $300,000, Drugs, and Guns
• Florida bears becoming more active as winter nears
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• St. Lucie Man tells the FBI he’s a very good bomb maker
• Casey Anthony and O.J. Simpson Want to Star in a Reality Show
• OJ Simpson’s lawyer calls Pam Bondi a stupid b*tch for her stupid remarks
• Pam Bondi doesn’t want O.J. Simpson moving to Florida
• Fall Season in Florida
• Florida Man Cuts Girlfriend with Her Dead Mom’s Urn
• Ex-Boyfriend and Ex-Best-Friend of Florida Woman Attack Her Over Snapchat Comment
• Florida Doctor texts his patient ‘You need a sugar daddy’
• Florida Man steals from Kmart, blames Illuminati and fags
• Florida Man Uses Air Gun to Protect his Curb Trash from Kids
• New Web Site Owner – Baphomet
• Fire Ants Attack a Tampa Man in SUV, Causing Vehicle to Flip Over on I-10
• Gun Duel over Sloppy Parking Job ends in One Death – Charges Not Pressed
• Volusia County Man opens fire after mistaking blown transformers for gunshots
• Florida Woman suspected of putting glass in food to get free meals
• 1-year-old overdoses on heroin in suburban West Palm Beach, caretakers arrested
• Florida Man brings fake bomb to Reb Lobster “just to make you smile”
• Florida Man bullies Publix employees and gets tazed by cops
• Florida Mom tried to run over son-in-law for exposing their affair to her daughter
• Drunk Ocoee Man arrested for impersonating a cop
• Florida Whataburger sued for ‘only white’ hiring policy
• Publix Rap
• Union County: #1 in the Country for AIDS, Lung Cancer, and Melanoma Deaths
• Florida Man Brings Cocaine to Hospital Patient
• Palm Bay Weed Man Accidentally Texts Police Officer
• The Green Parrot Bar in Key West
• Florida Driver renews his own tag with permanent marker
• Fort Myers homeowner uses Jiu-Jitsu skills on burglar
• Pet Snake in Pensacola
• Andy the Arhat Anole
• Killer Clown Florida Woman Arrested After 27 Years
• South Florida high school dance team criticized for ‘risqué’ uniforms
• Florida Man steals $17 worth of potato chips using a machete
• Florida Man throws broken remote control at paramedic’s head
• Florida Man pulls a shotgun on wife and friends for “not having his back” during arrest
• Road-raging Palm Beach Woman pulls out a 9mm threatening to “kill a n*gger”
• Odessa Man crashes homemade helicopter into house
• Rednecks go Shark Fishin’ Using a Fat Belly as Bait
• Coked out Florida Man drifts a Scion through Publix parking lot
• What’s your favorite reason to STAND YOUR GROUND?
• Good Samaritan fatally shot while helping elderly man in Florida
• Florida Ranks Number One in Fatal Child Drownings
• Seafood delivery driver allegedly ejaculates on woman at Sabine Sandbar
• Florida Man robs bank, goes to KFC with bag of money
• Neighborhood Watch Volunteers Pull Guns on Lost Uber Drive
• Florida elementary school teacher arrested on meth charges
• Florida Man calls 12-year-old boy the n-word, punches out his teeth; is not arrested
• Vero Beach Man Asks Police To Punch Him: “I Deserve It”
• Pasco man arrested for driving into person who set bananas on his car
• Childcare workers caught berating 8-year-old kid with autism
• Girl, 4, shoots self while grabbing candy in grandma’s purse
• Flaming Pumpkins Block Traffic on I-75 near Tampa
• Florida Man Stops For Gas During Police Chase
• Store Owner May Be Charged For Shooting When Florida Man Stole Beer
• Almost 30 animals removed from Florida home covered in feces, urine
• Florida Women beat another driver in middle of Pasco roadway
• Florida Man arrested for flashing people while begging for money
• Florida Man Gives Up Trying to Teach Middle Schoolers in Jacksonville
• Twitter account of Florida lawmaker, who’s trying to declare porn a public health crisis, ‘liked’ a porn clip
• STD Rates in Florida
• Tampa Man Escaping Irma Gets Arrested for Lewdness in Massachusetts
• Ringtones and The Villages
• Florida Man in women’s restroom gets phone stolen
• Florida Woman Seduces Linemen into Fixing Her Power after Irma
• Republican Ross Spano Proposes a Bill Declaring Porn a Public Health Crisis
• Jacksonville Man Punches a 66-Year-Old Woman in the Face
• Jacksonville Man Bellyflops into Pool of Mayonnaise
• Stolen Bacon Leads to an Altercation in Waffle House
• Florida Man scams women by pretending to have cancer; pulls gun on reporter
• Tickling Old People
• Altamonte couple arrested for stealing downed power lines
• DeLand Man, 70, arrested after machete fight in bank parking lot
• Suicidal Woman Shot by Winter Park Police
• Prisoner Jumps out of Bus Trying to Escape and Dies
• 82-Year-Old Florida Woman Spits on Officer’s Face at Publix
• Florida Woman Punches Husband Who Interrupted Her Masturbating
• Florida Woman Attacks a Lady to Get Her Uterus Back
• Fixing Power Poles
• Teacher says classroom thefts happened when school was used as hurricane shelter
• Florida Man tries to steal fire truck while crews respond to emergency call
• Road raging Florida Man rams 16-year-old who was driving too slowly on Shands Bridge
• Sign language interpreter used gibberish, warned of bears, monsters during Hurricane Irma update
• Spiderman Cleans Up Irma’s Mess
• Florida Woman beats a man for denying her sex
• Orlando Karate Teacher Tries Seducing an 11-Year-Old Boy
• Florida Couple Escaping Hurricane Irma Crash Car into Atlanta Hotel Swimming Pool
• Wakeboarding in the parking lot of a Sears
• Catching Floridians
• Florida Strong
• Riding out Hurricane Irma on a Boat
• Florida Nun Cleans Up Irma’s Mess with a Chainsaw
• WTFF Theme Song
• Florida Man with pockets full of drugs says pants were borrowed
• Florida Man Drives ATV into Pool Without Spilling Beer
• Two Jacksonville Men Steal a Power Pole with an SUV
• Irma’s Aftermath
• Polk County Man Loots Alcohol after Hurricane Irma
• Ax-Wielding Guest Threatens Man who Gave Him a Place to Stay During Hurricane Irma
• Florida idiot plans to tie himself to post during Hurricane Irma
• Pinellas County Surviving Hurricane Irma
• Florida Man eloquently provides advice during Hurricane Irma
• Pasco County Sheriff encourages Florida people to NOT shoot at Hurricane Irma
• Miami Man Kite Surfs Hurricane Irma
• Hurricane Music
• Miami-Dade Trashcan 500 Race
• Lazy Person’s Guide to Surviving a Hurricane like a Pro
• Florida HQ on Hurricane Irma
• Florida Man seeks threesome to ‘ride out the hericane’
• Greedy Bitches
• Naked Hurricane Party
• Florida man falls to death installing storm shutters ahead of Hurricane Irma
• New Florida Record
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• Evacuations = Instant Concealed Weapon Licenses for Everyone in Florida
• Polk County Sheriff’s Office tells evacuees seeking shelter from Hurricane Irma that they will be escorted to jail if they have a warrant
• Florida Dad celebrates ‘one last drug binge’ with the mother of his child by overdosing
• Naked Florida Man Jumps Off Roof Onto Homeowner, Knocks Television Over, Empties Vacuum Cleaner, Masturbates
• Irmageddon
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• Florida Man loses 2-year-old while playing fantasy football
• Florida Man invites his overseas parents to help beat his wife
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• Tampa Man eats his girlfriend out at Clearwater Beach in front of families on Labor Day weekend
• Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Irma is Going to Kill You and Everything You Love
• Florida delivery man hit by police car and then arrested
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• Deer Passenger
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• Captain who admitted drinking Long Island Ice Teas before grounding yacht gets deal
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• Woman urinates herself, yells racial slurs during DUI arrest
• 7-foot gator goes for a swim in a neighbor’s pool in Lithia
• Florida Man caught stealing license tag off PBSO car with deputies inside
• Tampa Teacher fired after tweeting about Harvey being Karma
• Florida Man arrested for running naked through Wal-Mart parking lot
• Florida Man uses White Nationalist Flag to Attack a Costa Rican
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• Leftover chicken wings help police bust Cape Coral man for DUI
• Florida dad threatens to blow up school in Chipley
• Hell
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• Florida Man films a Florida Driver
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• Living as a Lizard
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• Panhandle Man masturbates at Panama City Beach wearing a ‘Be Free’ shirt.
• Schools in Venice refuse to close during flooding; school bus nearly capsizes
• Florida Man robs the woman who gave him a place to sleep
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• Kissimmee officials have voted to ban medical marijuana dispensaries
• Letter to State Attorney: Shark Dragging Incident
• Florida police fatally shoot woman threatening suicide
• Toe Truck
• Panhandle Man found not guilty of sexually abusing family dog, Baby Girl
• 2 dead bodies found in Weirsdale Dollar General parking lot
• Florida Man stuffs $1,000 in his rectum to hide it from deputies
• Talk Shit, Get Hit
• Floridian defends herself against a racist woman
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• Florida Man Is First To Die Under New Lethal Injection Protocol
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• Florida man tells deputy: I couldn’t pass field sobriety test ‘if I was sober’
• ‘Kiss my ass!’ yells Fort Pierce man as he moons police
• Florida man rode bicycle to meet child for sex, deputies say
• Florida Man builds a little bedroom for his French bulldog, Hennessy
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• White Supremacist from Orlando Runs for Republican Senate
• Off-duty deputy saves couple from burning car by shooting it
• Map of Florida for the Tourists
• Bill would block use of food stamps for soda in Florida
• Florida man dies after he’s sucker punched at gas station
• Real estate agent finds human remains while showing Florida property, police say
• Massive Manatee Orgies Underway
• Florida Man gets arrested while shopping for eclipse glasses
• Florida Culinary Arts School
• Apopka Man openly masturbated in hospital before punching security guard
• Sebastian Man Brings Fish Back To Life To Avoid Arrest
• West Palm Beach Couple in Target
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• POLL – Do you think they should remove the Confederate monument?
• ‘Shark Dragging’ Petition Delivered to Ed Brodsky
• Downtown Bradenton Covers Up Confederate Monument
• Panama City Beach homeowner responds to group of burglars with AK-47
• Drunk Florida Man hits 17 cars while trying to park
• Florida Man throws rocks at pizza restaurant for denying him free foood
• Gator of Peace
• Landlord facing first-degree murder charges after eviction goes wrong
• Stingrays injure a dozen swimmers on Clearwater Beach
• Brooksville man arrested wearing Confederate Flag mask
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• Local alligator hunters kill 11-foot, 375-pound gator in Blackwater Bay
• Florida Woman drunkenly bites man’s fishing line at St. Johns County pier
• Florida Woman caught snorting cocaine in parent pick-up line
• Florida Man pulls out replica AR-15 rifle after a McDonald’s ran out of ice cream
• Ybor City beating, robbery caught on camera
• MTV Siesta Key Audition Answers
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• Tampa stripper stabbed partner in both eyes, shoved piece of wood down throat
• Florida man gets 6 years for firing gun while taking selfie
• UF Prepares for White Nationalist Leader
• Tell Pedigree to STOP running ads on MTV’s ‘Siesta Key’
• South Florida man confesses to accidentally shooting wife 30 years after claiming suicide
• When you take a Floridian to a museum…
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• Tallahassee’s Witch Grave
• Miami men charged in rare deer theft pleads not guilty
• How medical marijuana prescription affects your right to bear arms
• Gunshots in Florida
• Florida Woman lights her cigarette while transporting a gas grill and blows up SUV
• Florida Man Causes $100,000 Of Damage To Liquor Store Construction Site
• Vintage Delta Airlines Florida Poster
• Commissioners should just Ask Gary what they can do for him
• Florida man dies after getting punched by his Uber driver
• Lightning at Crystal River
• Naked man runs away from police and gets tased on Florida’s U.S. Highway 1 [VIDEO] [NSFW]
• Florida couple arrested for ‘malicious’ punishment of child
• Drunk Florida Man sets scooter on fire because he ‘got mad’ at it
• Pompano Beach Firefighters Lose Their Jobs over Racist Noose Threat
• Florida Man discovers that a boa constrictor has been living in his attic for at least two years
• Cops arrest drugged, topless Leesburg woman
• Miami nightclub shuts down after women’s naked dance-off video goes viral
• ‘Ask Gary’ founder wants county to consider Siesta Key hotel
• Boycott 1-800-Ask-Gary Hotel on Siesta Key
• One donkey killed, one injured in suspected coyote attack off Beach Blvd.
• Quota? Florida troopers told to write 2 citations an hour per shift
• Email from Sarasota County Film & Entertainment Office
• Kendall Man Shoots AAA Contractor and Beats Dead Body With Cane
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• Florida Boy rolls through stop sign on bike, is threatened with Taser
• Boycott These MTV Siesta Key Sponsors
• 5 arrested after undercover operation unveils illegal activities, Nazi propaganda
• Andrew Van Sickle assigned as prosecutor in the infamous ‘shark’ case
• Meet “Joey,” Siesta Key’s New Resident!
• Sarasota native’s rant about the upcoming MTV reality show ‘Siesta Key’ goes viral
• Uber driver prevents a St. Petersburg man from killing himself
• Florida Man Arrested After Alleged Cocaine-Fueled 100 MPH Run in Red Chevy Corvette
• Heritage Not Hate
• Florida Man crashes into a Disney World bus, injures 5 people
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• 70-year-old Tequesta Man pulls a gun out in Publix checkout line
• Turtle Beach
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• Florida family booked for growing $1 million in marijuana, stealing electricity
• Florida Woman arrested after flashing her father in an argument
• South Florida man sentenced after disemboweling girlfriend during sex
• Statement from the FWC and Manatee County State Attorney’s Office
• Twitter Share Buttons Added
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• Divide and Conquer
• Marion County Sheriff’s Officer encounters a wild bear
• Exclusive interview with Miami rapper “The Joker” on Douchebag TV
• Boycott Siesta Key MTV
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• Alex Kompothecras from MTV’s ‘Siesta Key’ Shoots a Hammerhead Shark
• 77-year-old Pinellas Man douses girlfriend in lube for denying him sex
• Two former Marines take down purse snatcher at Cape Coral Publix
• 73-year-old “sugardaddy” banned from Daytona Beach for seeking “sugarbaby”
• Jacksonville Woman trashes Chick-fil-a restaurant over chicken nuggets
• Fight over free lipstick breaks out at MAC Cosmetics counter at Orlando mall Saturday
• Florida Man arrested after fighting his son about a hedgehog
• Pinellas has Florida’s first sexually transmitted Zika case of 2017
• Man Fishing
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• Federal agent shoots himself in the foot at Orlando International Airport
• Shark Lives Matter
• Voting Rights Restoration Efforts in Florida
• FWC is still gathering evidence about the shark incident
• Emails about the shark torture incident
• A strip club, a fight, two car crashes, gunfire and a bullet-riddled car and driver
• What’s the hottest month in Florida? VOTE HERE!
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• Florida man doesn’t believe wife tried to kill him by setting the bed on fire
• Florida woman arrested after pelting brother with chicken nuggets
• Vehicle burglary suspects crossdressed, hid window smasher in buttocks
• Wakulla County Man
• ‘Siesta Key’ red-carpet event canceled; protest was in works
• Toucan
• Deputies still searching for the man who caused an explosion in a McDonald’s bathroom
• Why did you come to Florida? Why are you still here?
• Space Shark
• Suicide Prevention Drones
• Detoxing in Florida
• Florida Man Set Pregnant Ex-Girlfriend On Fire In Front Of Her 2 Young Kids
• Explosion in a McDonald’s bathroom on OBT leads to an investigation
• Open Letter to the FWC
• Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
• It is perfectly legal for ex-cops to punch you in the face if they’re having a bad day in Florida
• Miami Teen Gets Caught With a Fraud To-Do List
• Winter Haven police officer arrested for sex with teenage girl
• Marion woman brings child to convenience store armed robbery, deputies say
• Ocean Ritual
• Tampa Bay Comic Con Leads to an Arrest for Stalking
• Couple Hugged Before Lying on Train Tracks in Suicide Pact
• Summoning Shark Boi
• Please Don’t “Barrel” Through Our Job Site
• Sign a petition making animal cruelty a second degree felony in Florida
• Valparaiso man charged with sexually molesting horse
• Old man waves his cane around and drags a table into the street, gets arrested
• Welcome to Miami
• Pasco woman set husband’s bed on fire while he was sleeping
• Choose Your Warrior – Death Match
• Argument over Magic the Gathering card game leads to stabbing
• Fort Lauderdale hotel guest caught on camera punching out valet
• Several new outlets mention our petition to indict Michael Wenzel and Robert Lee “Bo” Benac
• Pensacola Man rents his home for $250 on Craigslist
• Angry Gator arrested on the porch of a Boynton Beach home
• Inspection at Miami Checkers goes horribly wrong
• Florida Man tries to steal police car with officer in it
• Suspected Bank Robber Runs Naked in Fort Lauderdale
• Zimmerman
• Jaxon Social tried to cover up health inspector’s notice with handwritten sign
• Brooksville man threatens couple with samurai sword in road rage incident
• Fort Myers Woman claims to have found an iguana leg in her pizza sauce
• Boaters drag a tormented shark around while laughing
• Charlie the Gator Chomps on a Port Charlotte Man Bathing in Retention Pond
• Please be patient, I have autism
• Florida’s African Connection
• Traffic stop leads to meth arrest in Silver Springs
• Gaspar’s Lost Treasure
• Florida Man Cuts off Gator Tail to Impress Girlfriend and Tries to Sell it to Neighbors
• Missed Connections – Tampa Bay
• Florida Man Learns the Hard Way Not to Joke About Bar Tab Being Payment to ISIS
• Tampa’s a shitty place to live
• Florida deputy fired after taking naked photos on duty
• Florida to Pay Legal Fees in Case That Kept Doctors From Discussing Guns
• Snooty, the world’s oldest captive manatee, dies in Florida at 69 years old
• Florida Woman grabs deputy’s crotch, won’t let go
• lol drowning
• How to buy drugs in Florida
• What are Floridians Most Afraid Of?
• 85-year-old Florida Man loses $300K in online dating fraud
• Floridians For Freedom
• How Florida explains our polarized politics
• Lake County Vampires
• Florida Man asks neighbors for salt, then holds them hostage with gun and knife
• Drunk Florida Man Livestreams Himself Speeding Recklessly Down Crowded Clearwater Beach
• 10-year-old Florida Boy cuts off ankle monitor and steals another car
• Racial Epithet Truck in Florida
• Ex-escort gets 16 years for trying to have husband killed
• Florida Man says he stabbed dog for siding with girlfriend in arguments
• Imagine
• Naked Man Takes a Stroll Through Pine Hills [NSFW]
• Florida Teens Laugh at Drowning Man
• Don’t be a racist prick
• Vero Beach Couple Allegedly Argue Over Masturbating In Shower
• Hialeah Man shoots out AT&T truck tires
• Road Side Attractions
• Florida Animals in Love
• Bear killed in a car accident, partner found dead near by
• Florida Man Breaks Into Clubhouse, Steals Property, and Defecates in Shower
• Florida Man Punches Son in the Face at a Miami Chuck E. Cheese’s Restaurant
• The reasons that ‘White Pride’ is racist
• Cape Coral man backs rental truck into his own home
• Florida drug dealer calls 911 to report missing cocaine
• Vintage Florida Alligator Postcards
• Paul Congemi yells “Go Back To Africa” at audience during St. Petersburg mayoral race
• Florida Wildlife Mating Ritual Noises
• Three people shot outside a Florida health department
• Florida is Complicated
• When You Take Your Gator for a Walk
• Florida has about 1.3 million alligators in all 67 counties
• Alligator attacks Peace River swimmer in Arcadia
• 15 pounds of frozen Italian sausage crashes down on family’s roof
• Bradenton Heroin Dealer Arrested
• Florida Man Crashes Lexus into Lowe’s, Begins Cutting Lumber
• Florida Man Runs Off With Stacks of Lottery Tickets
• Florida Weather
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Gators
• Florida Teen Myths
• Aphrodisiac Ice Cream in Miami
• Max “Butt Size” for waterslide in Florida
• Florida Ass Orgy
• Guns and Beer
• Gator Climbing Fence
• Clearwater Courtroom
• Florida Woman’s Gun Accidentally Fires, Shoots Mall at Millenia Shopper in Leg
• Florida Man Survives Huge Chunk of Scrap Metal Crushing His Car
• Perverted Pastor Busted for Child Porn
• Sinkhole Swallows Two Homes in Land O’ Lakes
• Record Number of Gator Bites for 2017
• I-95 in Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade
• Meet One Florida Bear Who’s Gone Vegan
• Black Bear Eats From Bird Feeder in Oviedo
• Brevard County Football Player Catches Gators in His Spare Time
• Learning to Drive in Florida
• Angry Florida Man Shoots AAA Worker Because of Long Response Time
• Daytona Beach Woman Outdrinks Her 15-Year-Old Daughter
• Cocaine Found Inside Key West Cookie Monster
• Florida Man Gets Hug From Trump, Now Feels Like Trump’s Son
• Visit Florida
• Florida Man with ‘White Pride’ tattoo celebrates his 40th arrest by doing opiates, meth, and heroin in his Astatula trailer park
• Weird Florida
• Alligator Riding 4X4 ATV
• Swamp Uber
• Florida currently has 1,772,523 Concealed Weapon Permit Holders
• Naked Instagram Model Attacks an Officer in Clearwater
• Sinkholes
• Deputies Taze Naked Man in The Villages… Twice
• Boop
• Group of 80 People at Panama City Beach Form a Human Chain to Save a Drowning Family
• The South Will Derp a Derp
• Florida Stepfather Excuses Child Abuse Charges Because He’s From a ‘Rich, White Family’
• Global Warming and Florida Tourism
• Shark chomps off Florida Man’s legs at nude beach
• Huge rattlesnake spotted near Bartow
• Priest Pulls a Gun Out During Florida Road Rage Incident
• Old Man Crashes into Clearwater Art Studio
• Alligator attacks man diving for golf balls
• Tampa Man Fights Passengers and Tries to Open Exit Door on Delta Flight, Gets Bottle Smashed on Head, Unfazed
• Three Pensacola women allegedly attack man with sticks and beer bottle, steal his car
• Naked, drunk Cape Coral man arrested in Clearwater Beach hotel lobby
• Florida News – Mom Leaves Kid in Hot Car
• Florida Mom Leaves Son in Hot Car, Complains to Arresting Cops that it’s ‘too hot’ in Squad Car
• Daytona Beach’s Drive-in Church…
• Old Man Steals Kid’s Phone and Gets Gun Pulled on Him in Road Rage Incident
• Miami Man Dons Anti-Riot Gear to Remove Iguana From Toilet
• Florida News – Man Hid Wife’s Body in Freezer For Eight Years in Order to Collect Her Social Security Checks
• Florida Burglar Jumps into Pool to Hide From Police
• Florida Man Drives Car Filled With Propane Tanks Into Ex-Girlfriends Apartment
• Hot Air Balloon Crash Lands into Pond Full of Alligators
• How NOT To Pick a Password
• We Do Not Tolerate Racism
• Florida Man Hid Wife’s Body in a Freezer for 8 Years While Collecting Her Social Security
• Florida Man Beer
• How to Become Florida Man
• Wild Monkeys Attack Family at Silver Springs State Park in Ocala
• Three Endangered Deer Rescued From Car in Florida Keys
• Florida Boy, 11, Charged With Grand Theft After Crashing SUV
• Miami Convenience Store Clerk Fights Off Two Men Stealing ‘America’ Beer
• Jacksonville Racing Greyhounds Test Positive for Cocaine
• Cryo Squad Hacks St. Lucie County School District’s Twitter Page
• Florida Man Saves FHP Trooper’s Life by Lifting Vehicle With His Bare Hands
• Rick Scott Passes ‘Anti-Science’ Law In Florida
• Florida Woman Tries Swallowing Bag of Meth That Was Hidden in Her Butt
• Fun Things To Do In Florida
• WDYD?
• St. Petersburg under ‘triple butt’ vandalism attack
• Site Updates: All News Articles Now Have County Tags
• Jacksonville Man Sits on Gun, Shoots Self in Penis
• The Problem With Writing About Florida
• Say One Nice Thing About Florida
• Bradley Barefoot Steals Forklift Again Because He Doesn’t Feel Like Walking
• Y’all Stop Makin’ Fun of Florida
• Pinellas County Deputy boasts online, “Nothing Like Almost Shooting Someone to Set Your Head Right”
• Thinking…
• FREE Shit-Posting Licenses for 7 Lucky Winners! Help us reach 24,000 Likes!
• Police search for cross-dressing man who’s been tying pantyhose to cars
• Man shocked while trying to take mango off tree in Hialeah with metal pole
• Innocent Man Spends 90 Days in Jail After Cops Mistake Drywall Powder for Cocaine
• Vero Beach Man Hides in Bushes and Yells Obscenities at Passers-By
• Florida Woman Gets Impregnated by 11-Year-Old
• Server Room – Behind the Scenes at WTF Florida?
• Lakeland Dad Attacks Good Samaritan Who Found Their Lost Toddler
• Honest Descriptions of Florida Cities
• Honest Map of Florida
• Naked man arrested after Lake Wales couple finds him in their yard
• Empty Boat Crashes Full-Speed into Daytona Beach
• Remove Florida
• Florida Woman Trusts a Stranger to Borrow Her Car along with Her 4-Year-Old Daughter
• Cops Discover Meth Lab, Golf Cart Chop Shop In Villager’s Garage
• Bazooka Ricky gets caught in Pasco County
• Villager goes on wild golf cart ride after getting drunk at community pool
• Naked Florida Man Drunkenly Throws Feces at Clearwater Home
• Serial mailbox destroyer wreaks havoc on neighborhood
• TSA officer steals money from passenger during pat down at MCO
• Jacksonville Cop Threatens Jail Time for Jay Walking
• Florida is filled with stupid people
• Carsurfing in Publix parking lot in Davie, Florida – VIDEO
• Florida Man Loses Pants Trying to Steal a Car
• Turtle Relaxes in Pool
• Florida Man Puts Mouse Trap In Mailbox To Catch Thief – Catches Postal Worker Instead
• Before Florida, After Florida
• The Circle of Life… in Florida.
• Florida Mom tries to give her 2-year-old son away to strangers at Kountry Kitchen
• Florida man jailed after claiming cannibals wanted to eat his intestines
• You Guys, You All, or Y’all… How do you say it?
• Miami Uber Driver Fined for Not Speaking English
• Florida Man Fights Off 5 Shotgun Wielding Robbers With a Machete
• Florida Toddler pulls Loaded Gun from Toy Box during Child Welfare Investigation
• Century man caught with meth in his underwear at courthouse
• Gainesville woman gets butt lift after stealing money from city
• Bobcat Takes a Stroll at Siesta Key Beach
• Lawsuit disputes ownership of $1 million lottery ticket sold in Lakeland
• Putnam County sailor reported missing was on ship the entire time
• Niceville man leads deputies on car chase through hay field
• Florida Man Stuffs 15 Bottles of Motor Oil and 30 DVDs into Pants
• Florida Woman Stabs Her Mother in Head
• Immunity For Cop Who Raided Wrong Home, Shot Man’s Dog As It Ran Away
• Rogue Spider Causes Florida Woman to Crash her Car into a Pole
• Florida Man named Trigger accidentally shoots himself in ankle at Dollar General
• Anti-Gay Protestor Arrested At Pulse Nightclub On Massacre’s One-Year Anniversary
• Florida man attacks driver with baseball bat during road rage incident
• Federal Judge Says Florida Neo-Nazi with Explosives in His Garage Isn’t a Threat
• Naked Pensacola Man Runs Down Highway
• Naked Florida man steals truck with swan sculpture in back
• Anti-Racism Rally countering “Anti-Sharia March” in Orlando
• Florida Man Threatens Man With Machete To Go Steal Beer From Walmart
• Florida Man Shoots Python Eating his Goat
• Old Lady Drives Car into Marion County Sheriff’s Office
• Florida Teen Arrested For Nearly Suffocating Girlfriend After Fight Over Baby Name
• Florida woman pulls gun on clerk who refused dirty pennies
• Florida Man Calls 911 For Ride To Hooters, Gets Ride To Jail Instead
• Naked Florida Man Tries To Open Police Car
• Florida Mom Lets Snake Bite Baby, Puts Video Of It Online
• Duane
• Anti-Muslim March vs. Anti-Racism Rally – June 10, 2017 – Orlando, FL
• Lehigh Acres man hits a flamingo with a rock at Busch Gardens
• Is man-made climate change real? Florida’s top GOP leaders won’t say
• Hurricane Season
• Florida Man does Chicken Dance to Distract Police
• 11-year-old girl ‘forced to marry her rapist’ from church in Florida
• Florida man unplugs bounce house, trapping kids inside
• Florida Woman paid 15-year-old $300 for sex
• Tiger Woods blames DUI arrest on prescription medications
• Naked man masturbates on top of excavator on a Florida highway
• Man arrested after urinating in mailbox
• Teacher kisses fourth-grade student while cameras roll
• Florida Man Who Blamed Big Penis For Girlfriend’s Death Acquitted
• Bystander stops naked man from molesting cat
• Florida man drunkenly crashes car into sheriff’s ‘Don’t Drink and Drive’ unit
• White supremacist converts to Islam — then kills neo-Nazi pals for disrespecting his new faith
• Woman calls cops worried semen in thermos might explode
• Visit Florida signs marketing contract in Syria
• Most Googled Question in Florida
• Florida Woman Sues Over Camel Attack
• Man Exposes Penis During Church Service, Says ‘Lord Told Me To Do It’
• Orlando woman plans to take her gun into Target bathrooms to protect herself from transgender people
• Florida Man Fatally Stabs Himself With Shoplifted Knife
• Woman stabs boyfriend after he farts in her face during argument
• Naked Florida Man Attacks Mailboxes with Machete
• Trump signs executive order that could allow Oil Drilling on Florida coast
• Florida woman arrested for smoking crack while giving birth at home, hiding baby in backyard
• Florida Rated Number One Cheapest State for Retirement
• Gator-ade Turkey
• Bradley Barefoot steals forklift because it was better than walking
• Popeyes employee shot in leg after customer says meal cost too much
• Retirement: Top Three Greatest Places to Die in Florida
• Florida man accused of stealing neighbor’s underwear, leaving others he wanted her to wear
• Florida Senator Who Used Racial Slur Resigns
• Florida senator who used racial slur resigns
• Florida church sends $1,000 collection notice to single mother because she didn’t tithe
• Come to Florida
• More road rage gun violence in Florida than any other state
• Man put cigarette out on girl’s head
• Gulf Breeze woman spits on cop, says she’s Pakistani royalty
• Dolphin Rape
• Drunk man crashes stolen forklift in Florida Keys
• Florida Man Tries to Set Convenience Store On Fire to ‘Run the Arabs Out of Our Country,’ Sheriff Says
• Miami lawyer’s pants erupt in flames during arson trial in court
• You need to make at least $20 an hour to afford a two-bedroom in Florida, says report
• Girl Scout cookies, $20 lead to ‘mass chaos’ at Palm Coast Wal-Mart
• Florida Man defensively parks his gigantic truck on top of road-raging Camry
• FPL Wins Battle to Store Radioactive Waste Under Miami’s Drinking Water Aquifer
• Florida Man beats girlfriend with sex toy because of his ‘inability to perform’
• Ocala Man conspires to bomb Target stores to make company’s stock plummet
• Child found chewing on used condom at school playground
• Florida Man says he still loves the wife who tried to kill him in botched murder-suicide
• Florida Man, 76, shoots wife in butt after she refuses sex
• Florida Golfer Fights Off Alligator with Putter
• Naked Florida man takes a dump and bicycles away
• When you try to wrestle a gator, but you ain’t from Florida…
• Florida man shot cat ‘because it looked at him like he owned the place’
• Florida Man smears feces on his neighbor’s car over HOA rules
• Paul Congemi charged with felony elder abuse on his own mother
• Arsonist(s) burn ‘little library’ full of books in Niceville
• South Florida rapper busted for guns, drugs while illegally parked in handicapped spot
• Florida woman accused of throwing tampon at police officer
• Florida Man charged with kidnapping after mistaking a bike for his son’s.
• Climate change activist walking barefoot across U.S. killed by SUV in Florida
• Woman linked to theft of car after teeth found inside
• Naked Florida Man breaks into house for sesame seeds
• Day care owner is arrested for buying meth instead of paying his employees
• Woman, 70, arrested for prostitution in undercover sting
• Pit Bull Named Scarface Attacks 3 Over Christmas Sweater
• Eustis police officer accused of waving gun at woman in road-rage incident
• Jupiter woman with dagger threatens brother who ate dumplings
• Teen arrested after Palm Springs man robbed while holding son
• Florida Woman Arrested after Hitting Ex-Boyfriend for Kissing Her Mother
• Palmetto man kills girlfriend’s rabbits and continues abuse
• Florida Man used his baby’s stroller to steal shampoo, prosecco, and cocktail sausages
• Florida man punches drive-through employee over cold fries
• Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Weapon in Club while Taking Gun Selfie
• Florida teacher who threatened to get students ‘sent back to Africa’, gets suspended
• Florida Face Tattoo
• 1 Million Dollars Secretly Spent on Shitty Pitbull Song to Promote Florida Tourism
• Florida Man high on flakka tries to break into jail
• Gator Riding a Manatee
• ‘This is for Donald Trump’: White man repeatedly punches Hispanic worker in the back of the head
• St. Pete will be the first city in Florida to use 100 percent renewable energy
• Florida man breaks into home, cooks and eats pizza while inside
• Florida Cop accidentally shoots up wrong house
• Florida Woman tries to assault a 14 year old boy
• Vote NO on anti-solar Amendment 1
• Florida Mom arrested for mailing drugs to her incarcerated daughter
• Florida Man arrested after doing burnouts in front of news crews during hurricane
• Trump Supporter and Televangelist, Paula White, sells eternal life for $1,144
• Florida man chased teens with knife while hurling racial epithets
• 350-pound Florida Man flees from Walmart with two stolen TVs, leaving behind his pants and ID. Cops then find crack pipe stuffed with Brillo in his anus.
• Hurricane Matthew
• Florida Adults Fist Fighting At Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizza
• Florida candidate for U.S. Senate admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood
• Florida Cop bakes a ‘Sorry I Tased You’ cake for the innocent woman he attacked
• Bradenton Man Makes Underwater Glock 9mm to Hunt Lionfish
• Florida man, high on meth, ‘cuts off genitals, feeds them to alligator’
• More Florida People Shooting Stuff
• Tampa’s newest bikini-clad street performer makes Nebraska Avenue ‘Holla’
• Florida Cop Accidentally Shoots and Kills 73 Year Old Librarian As Crowd Watches in Horror
• Florida Man steals Jaguar to go buy cocaine, ends up getting car stolen
• Orlando man accused of attacking Pinky the flamingo
• Florida Man To Cops: Masturbating Makes Me Feel Like ‘Destroying Stuff’
• Racial Slur Burned Into Florida Man’s Front Lawn
• Florida man headbutts mom because he didn’t want to eat Chick-fil-A
• Donald Lee Hicks rams his Confederate Flag van into black couple while shouting racial slurs
• Tampa Mayor jokes about watching reporters ‘cry like little girls’ as he pointed machine gun at them
• Road Rage: Car runs over Motorcycle near Tampa, Florida
• Naples woman arrested for having sex with dogs
• Blowjob for a tip at this Tampa Bay Denny’s [NSFW]
• Florida Man Shot by Ohio Man During Argument Over Which State has the Best Strip Clubs
• “President Barack Obama Highway” replaces “Old Dixie Highway”
• Florida Woman purposely defecates in a cop car after being arrested for beating up an old man
• More Floridians accidentally shooting people
• Alligator enjoys eating a Python at a Florida Golf Course
• Florida Woman attacks husband with Toilet Lid
• Florida Cracker accidentally shoots his gun in Cracker Barrel
• Anonymous reveals Kent Guinn, mayor of Ocala, as a member of the KKK
• Woman exhibits road rage in a unique Florida fashion
• Florida Man robs bank with a Spatula
• Miami People Cheer as a Schizophrenic Woman Strips in Johnny Rockets
• Pinellas County cops arrest rogue alligator.
• Florida Mom arrested after cops find her child in a dog kennel
• Florida Man tries selling a stolen car back to the owner
• Florida Man gets a DUI in his Motorized Wheelchair
• Florida Woman tells cops to wait so she can have sex
• Selling stolen motorcycles on Facebook is a bad idea
• Florida Man is in jail after recording himself having sex with a puppy
• Small plane crashes into trailer park near Lake Worth
• Florida Woman covered in chicken wing sauce and blue cheese gets arrested for assaulting her boyfriend
• SunRail a.k.a. SunFAIL hits a dump truck
• Florida Man on probation for autotheft heads to police station (in a stolen vehicle) to pick up some stuff he left in another stolen vehicle.
• Florida Man tells cop his dog was driving
• Florida man attacks with a hot sauce bottle in fight over graham crackers
• Florida Man lights himself on fire for “Facebook Fire Challenge”
• Florida Man caught masturbating in Burger King
• Homeless man walks into Publix with a human skull, using it as a puppet
• Artist Covers Florida House in Aluminum Foil
• Florida Woman’s friend mistakes super glue for eye drops
• Graceful Florida Creature
• Florida Man snaps his wife’s sex toy in half out of jealousy.
• Seriously Florida…
• Brawl in the Deli Aisle – Baldwin Park Publix
• Florida Bear Takes a Nap After Eating a Stolen Bag of Dog Food
• Florida Man Punches Jimmy John’s Employee Because of Slow Service
• Florida man high on flakka attacked officer, said he was God, had sex with tree, police say
• Bobcat Nabs a Shark at Vero Beach
• Florida man steals $246 worth of steaks, runs into woods to escape Publix employee
• WTF Florida?
• Florida Man Philanders Stuffed Animal in Walmart
• Hahaha
• Freedom of information legislation – Open Records in Florida
• Florida Teen Kills his Nudist Grandma and Drives Around in a Minivan With her Dead Body
• Miami Boy Steals Mom’s Car Because He Didn’t Want To Go To School
• After being told to stop masturbating out in the open, Florida man sets apartment on fire
• Florida police accused of racial profiling after stopping man 258 times, charging him with trespassing at work
• Florida Man Drowns on Lawnmower
• Naked Florida Man Jumps Off Roof Onto Homeowner, Knocks Television Over, Empties Vacuum Cleaner, Masturbates
• Ocala man performed sex acts on miniature donkey
• Florida Man Mistakes Girlfriend for a Hog, Shoots Her
• Florida Man Fires AK-47 at Seafood Market for Running Out of Crawfish
• Florida Passes Anti-Bestiality Law
• Huge Alligator Swimming With Deer Shot and Killed
• Mayoral candidate Paul Congemi gets banned from KFC
• Bestiality could be banned in Fla. following goat rape
• Florida Man Attacks Girlfriend with Pet Gator and Beer
• Hurricane Floyd