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Newton’s Florida Laws

Newton’s First Law of Florida:

Every peninsula in a state of uniform fuckery tends to remain in that state of fuckery unless a logical force is applied to it.

Newton’s Second Law of Florida:

The relationship between a person’s stupidity s, their bravery b, and their overall Floridaness F is F = sb. As stupidity and bravery increase, so does their overall Floridaness.

Newton’s Third Law of Florida:

For every Florida Man or Florida Woman there is an equal and opposite Floridian.

Newton’s Florida Laws

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