Florida by zone… From The Panhandle to The Keys…
Northwest
The Panhandle
Counties:
Bay County, Calhoun County, Escambia County, Franklin County, Gadsden County, Gulf County, Holmes County, Jackson County, Jefferson County, Leon County, Liberty County, Okaloosa County, Santa Rosa County, Wakulla County, Walton County, Washington County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Florida Woman Dances Naked Outside Waffle House, Licks Employee’s Face
- ‘Priest’ John Bulla Jailed for Knife Threats on Neighbors
- Another Cowardly White Republican Goes on Shooting Spree, This Time at a Yoga Studio
- Panhandle Man Drunkenly Breaks into Homes Looking to Fight
- PSA: Trump Rally Scheduled in Pensacola on November 3
- Florida Man Ron DeSantis Starts First Day of Gubernatorial Race with Racist Remark against Andrew Gillum
- Pensacola man shoots at cigarette tosser to ‘deescalate the situation’
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Big Bend
Hickville
Counties:
Alachua County, Baker County, Bradford County, Citrus County, Clay County, Columbia County, Dixie County, Gilchrist County, Hamilton County, Hernando County, Lafayette County, Levy County, Madison County, Putnam County, Suwannee County, Taylor County, Union County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Citrus County Sheriff Falsely Conflates Cannabis with Fentanyl in Scare Tactic
- Florida Man Shoplifts from Kohl’s after Job Interview
- Spice Emergencies Lead to Arrests
- 2018 Hulaween Arrests – Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park
- Florida Man Flings ‘Holy Blood’ onto a Deputy
- Florida man demands 10’s, 20’s, and ‘some donuts’ from Krispy Kreme, gets arrested
- Alpaca dies after motorist repeatedly fed him junk food
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Northeast
Daytona Beach
Counties:
Duval County, Flagler County, Nassau County, St. Johns County, Volusia County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Florida Man Stabs Florida Woman over Undercooked Potato
- Florida Man Jumps into Crocodile Pit Wearing Crocs, Gets Chomped
- Florida Boy Strangles His Mom, Buries Her at a Church, Stages Fake Burglary with Friends
- Naked Florida Man Tries Fighting in Chick-Fil-A Parking Lot
- Florida Man Complains about Florida Woman’s Long Bathroom Usage, Gets Beer Mug Thrown at Head
- Bicycling Florida Man Shot During Tattoo Argument
- Florida Man Catches Felony for Cleaning Up a Dried Plant at the Beach
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Central West
Tampa Bay
Counties:
Hardee County, Hillsborough County, Manatee County, Pasco County, Pinellas County, Sarasota County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Florida Man Wears Dog Costume, Rapes Dog, Posts Video Online
- Florida man terrorizes Iraqi family, tells sheriff: ‘Trump will handle it’
- Florida Mom Leaves Two Kids in Hot Car with Meth while Shopping at Dollar Tree
- Florida Woman Beats her Elderly Husband with Vacuum Cleaner Attachment during Cleaning Binge
- Florida Man Caught Fapping in Laundromat Tells Cop it “Helps With His Anxiety”
- Florida Man Jailed after Dumping Buckets of Feces and Urine in 7-Eleven
- Judge delays trial for shark-dragging suspects again
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Central
Where Old People and Mickey Mouse Live
Counties:
Lake County, Marion County, Orange County, Osceola County, Polk County, Seminole County, Sumter County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- In Revenge Scheme, ‘HIV Positive’ Florida Man Bites Cop after Dancing in Intersection
- Dollar General Pop Tarts Theft Leads to Felony Arrest
- Billboard on 441 Gets Hacked on Christmas
- Florida man rapes pony, but ‘used a condom each time’
- Drunken Trailer Park Tift on Florida Street Leads to Florida Man’s Arrest
- Florida woman gives her 3-year-old a swirly as a ‘joke,’ gets investigated by DCF
- Florida Woman Tries Stealing 80-Year-Old Lady’s Car, Gets Tackled by Burger King Manager
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Central East
North Miami
Counties:
Brevard County, Indian River County, Martin County, Okeechobee County, St. Lucie County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Deputy Jails Floridian for 41 Days over Laundry Detergent
- Corrections Officer Masturbates in Dollar General while Following Woman Around
- McDonald’s Employee Turns Down Weed as Payment
- Florida Man Caught Fapping at Water Treatment Plant
- Florida Grandma Tries Scaring Off Naked Florida Man by Pulling her Dentures Out
- Neighbors Mad at Naked Florida Man
- Drunk Florida Man Sings ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ During Journey to Jail
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Southwest
The Everglades
Counties:
Charlotte County, Collier County, Glades County, Hendry County, Highlands County, Lee County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Florida Pair Busted for Sidewalk Blowjob
- Deputy Quits after Stealing Commissary Candy
- Florida Man Falls Asleep in SUV Full of Stolen Goods
- Algae Overwhelms Florida Man Fleeing From Cops
- Enraged Tourist Attacks Hotel Employees
- To those who say it’s ‘just natural red tide’
- Naked Florida Man Dances Around Fire Holding Knife and Speaking Gibberish
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Southeast
Miami
Counties:
Broward County, Miami-Dade County, Palm Beach County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Sinkhole Reveals Tunnel Heading Towards Bank
- Florida Woman Farts at Dollar General, Pulls Knife on Offended Shopper
- Florida Man Busted for Tricking Over 150 Straight Dudes into Doing Gay Porn
- Priests caught having oral sex in car near playground
- Florida Man Reportedly Sprays Coast Guard with Sewage for Raiding his Party Boat
- Cycling Floridian beats traffic on I-95 while staying cool
- Florida man planned to burn his condo building down ‘with all the f*cking Jews”
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The Keys
Florida Keys
Counties:
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Florida Man Kicks a ‘F*cking Faggot’ at Gay Bar
- Tent-Dwelling Marathon Man Machetes Man who Unplugged his Bootleg Electricity
- It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
- Florida Man tells cop his new scooter came packed with meth, coke
- Florida Keys Man Steals a Bulldozer, Leaves Behind Beers and Wallet
- Florida Chicken takes her pet human paddleboarding
- Key West Welcome Sign Mysteriously Vanishes, Replaced With Crappy One
