Florida by zone… From The Panhandle to The Keys…
Northwest
The Panhandle
Counties:
Bay County, Calhoun County, Escambia County, Franklin County, Gadsden County, Gulf County, Holmes County, Jackson County, Jefferson County, Leon County, Liberty County, Okaloosa County, Santa Rosa County, Wakulla County, Walton County, Washington County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Florida Man Arrested After Bringing a Knife to a Shovel Fight
- Topless Florida Woman Bicycling Down Center of Highway Arrested for Stealing Flip Flops
- Florida Man Accused of Spying on Bathing Woman
- Homeless Florida Man’s Delusional Vandalism Spree Makes Great Headlines
- Florida Man Kicks Naked Wife Out of Car Before Torching It
- Florida Man Tries Getting Out of Prison Early by Threatening 9/11 Style Terror Attacks
- Florida Man Pranks Sleeping 9-Year-Old Girl with Firecrackers
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Big Bend
Hickville
Counties:
Alachua County, Baker County, Bradford County, Citrus County, Clay County, Columbia County, Dixie County, Gilchrist County, Hamilton County, Hernando County, Lafayette County, Levy County, Madison County, Putnam County, Suwannee County, Taylor County, Union County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Protect Ginnie Springs from Nestlé
- Florida Man Chops Penis Off Wife’s Lover
- U.S. Air Force Accidentally Drops Bombs on Florida
- Taylor County Fails ‘1st Amendment Audit’
- Florida Woman Waves Shotgun at Kids Swimming in Canal
- Hepatitis A on the rise, especially in central Florida and Gasparilla’s zone
- Floridian Arrested for ‘Derogatory’ Sticker on Truck
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Northeast
Daytona Beach
Counties:
Duval County, Flagler County, Nassau County, St. Johns County, Volusia County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Knife-Wielding Florida Teen Chases Grandpa After Being Denied More Tomatoes at Dinner
- Florida Pair Have Sex in Cop Car After Bicycle DUI Arrests
- Gun Stolen During Masked Orgy
- Florida Man Reportedly Pulls Gun on Woman Who Refused to Try His Vape Pen at McDonald’s
- Hepatitis A on the rise, especially in central Florida and Gasparilla’s zone
- Florida Man Trolls 911 While Fleeing Cops
- Man in Pickup Truck Hits and Kills Dog After ‘Intentionally’ Swerving Towards Him
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Central West
Tampa Bay
Counties:
Hardee County, Hillsborough County, Manatee County, Pasco County, Pinellas County, Sarasota County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Florida Woman Goes on Racist Rant After Teen Drops Gum Wrapper in St. Petersburg
- Mother of Convicted Animal Abuser Issues Defensive Statement
- Republican Mayor Finally Realizes ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Aren’t Working, Then Proposes Disarming the Proletariat
- Drunk Florida Man Steals Walmart Scooter
- Florida Man Throws Urine at Man Who Passed Drug Test
- Florida Man Drives Golf Cart Through Walmart
- Florida Man Pulls Gun on Delivery Men for Being Late
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Central
Where Old People and Mickey Mouse Live
Counties:
Lake County, Marion County, Orange County, Osceola County, Polk County, Seminole County, Sumter County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- 6-Year-Old Arrested for Tantrum
- Obsolete pop rock band Trapt aims to perform free concert in Central Florida amidst controversy
- “Life Insurance Representative” Posts Typo-Ridden Pyramid Marketing Scheme Ad Targeting Ocala Women
- Florida Teen Reportedly Steals Parent’s Debit Card to Pay for Their Assassination
- Drunk Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself, Blames it on Robber
- Over 250,000 Gallons of Raw Sewage Spill at Wastewater Treatment Facility
- 200 Gallons of Sulfuric Acid Spilled After Pipeline Leak at Mosaic
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Central East
North Miami
Counties:
Brevard County, Indian River County, Martin County, Okeechobee County, St. Lucie County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Florida Men Pour Beer in Gator’s Mouth
- Drunk Florida Woman Masturbates in Walmart Parking Lot
- Homeless Florida Man Reportedly Throws Raw Hamburger Meat on Car
- 26 Kilos of Cocaine Wash up on Shore, Thanks to Hurricane Dorian
- Anti-Gun Activist Attempts False Flag Operation at Walmart
- Florida Man Steals Around 75 Pool Floats For Sex, ‘Instead of Raping Women’
- Five Guys Fight at Five Guys
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Southwest
The Everglades
Counties:
Charlotte County, Collier County, Glades County, Hendry County, Highlands County, Lee County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Kinky Castration Lands Florida Man in Jail
- Naked Florida Man Found in Dollar Tree Bathroom With Meth and Heroin
- Florida Woman Found With Live Gator in Yoga Pants
- Feral Florida Man Drunkenly Eats Spaghetti With Bare Hands Outside of Olive Garden
- The Biddles Celebrate a Beautiful Weddin’
- Drunk Florida Man Passes Out in Wendy’s Drive-Thru Lane
- Robert E. Lee Statue Knocked Down
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Southeast
Miami
Counties:
Broward County, Miami-Dade County, Palm Beach County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Assault Balloon Causes Panic, Injuries at Mall
- Miami Cop Under Investigation After Fake Arrest of Lingerie-Clad Women
- Florida Man Throws Urine at Prosecutor
- Florida Woman Pair Attack Burger King Employee After Being Denied Free Fries
- Measles Contracted in Pasco County
- ‘Click Orlando’ Publishes Fake News About an Alligator in a Pool, Presumably for Clicks
- Off-Duty Cop Accidentally Shoots Woman at Publix
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The Keys
Florida Keys
Counties:
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Drunk Florida Pair Have Make-Up Sex in Random Yard
- Stripper gets Felony for Throwing Coconut at Creeper
- Maryland Man Who Attacked a Pelican in Key West Arrested
- Tourist Attacks Pelican, Posts Video Online, Starts GoFundMe
- Fapping Florida Man Walks to Porn Store
- Florida Man Kicks a ‘F*cking Faggot’ at Gay Bar
- Tent-Dwelling Marathon Man Machetes Man who Unplugged his Bootleg Electricity
