Florida by zone… From The Panhandle to The Keys…
Northwest
The Panhandle
Counties:
Bay County, Calhoun County, Escambia County, Franklin County, Gadsden County, Gulf County, Holmes County, Jackson County, Jefferson County, Leon County, Liberty County, Okaloosa County, Santa Rosa County, Wakulla County, Walton County, Washington County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Pensacola man shoots at cigarette tosser to ‘deescalate the situation’
- Attempt to block early voting sites at college campuses thwarted by U.S. District Court
- Because His Testicles Hurt, Florida Man Threatened to Kill His Neighbors
- Believing He Stole Her Phone, Florida Woman Shoots at Her Son as He Bicycles Away
- Florida Man Armed with Assault Hammer Gets Canned by Sheriff’s Deputy
- Alberto Slams the Panhandle
- Florida Man Randomly Punches Shoppers at Lucky’s Market
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Big Bend
Hickville
Counties:
Alachua County, Baker County, Bradford County, Citrus County, Clay County, Columbia County, Dixie County, Gilchrist County, Hamilton County, Hernando County, Lafayette County, Levy County, Madison County, Putnam County, Suwannee County, Taylor County, Union County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Florida transient to Gainesville NAACP President: “I’m going to hang your n*gger ass”
- Florida Woman’s Ex-Husband Tries Taking Her Air Conditioner, Gets Shot in the Balls
- After a “bad reaction,” Florida Man calls the cops to complain about the meth he bought
- Florida Pair Lose 24 Guns During Home Invasion
- Florida Girl Steals Golf Cart, Tries Driving to her Grandma’s House
- Florida Man Huffs Air Duster in Front of a Cop, Tries Driving Away
- Pajama-Wearing Florida Man Tries to Kill the Devil by Choking Man with Hose, Drowning Cat
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Northeast
Daytona Beach
Counties:
Duval County, Flagler County, Nassau County, St. Johns County, Volusia County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Drunk Florida Man Goes on Beer Run with Gator
- Former Pastor Arrested for Taking Upskirt Photo at Church
- Florida man calling himself ‘The Beast’ gouges eyes of armed home intruder
- BMW-swerving Florida Man Busted for DUI
- Exactis Leaked 340 Million Records of Americans’ Hijacked Data
- Florida Woman Tries Kidnapping Two Kids at Toronita Avenue Beach Park
- After calling him a flashy n*gger, Florida Man blows up neighbor’s car
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Central West
Tampa Bay
Counties:
Hardee County, Hillsborough County, Manatee County, Pasco County, Pinellas County, Sarasota County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Florida Man Finally Charged in Parking Lot Shooting
- Unhinged Liberal Snowflake Shoots Friend in Ass After Political Argument on Facebook
- Florida Man F*cks Dolphin, Stars in Documentary
- Trump Supporters are Delusional Traitors
- Florida Woman Steals From Walmart, Smokes Crack in Police Cruiser
- Florida Man Who Killed Unarmed Man Over a Parking Space Won’t Be Arrested
- Florida Man Points Gun at Florida Woman for Texting While Driving
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Central
Where Old People and Mickey Mouse Live
Counties:
Lake County, Marion County, Orange County, Osceola County, Polk County, Seminole County, Sumter County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Drunk Florida Teen Refuses to Leave Hospital
- Florida Woman Beats Florida Man Because He Refused to Drive Her to Ocala
- Xanaxed Transplant Arrested for Domestic Violence
- Naked Florida Woman Busts Up Her Boyfriend’s Home
- Florida Man Drinks Coffee at Circle K
- Drunk Florida Man Flicks Off Cop After Trespassing
- Mount Dora City Council admits defeat, lets the ‘Starry Night’ house stay
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Central East
North Miami
Counties:
Brevard County, Indian River County, Martin County, Okeechobee County, St. Lucie County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Floridian arrested after mooning people in Target
- Florida Man Blows Fingers Off the Day Before Fourth of July
- Florida Man Gets BJ in Public Park… From His Step-Daughter
- Florida Man Gets Out of Jail, Can’t Pay Cab Fare, Gets Arrested Again
- Floridian Attacked by Monkey in Home Depot
- Florida Man Tries Fighting Floridians at Chili’s
- Lazy Florida Woman with Suspended License Crashes into Cop Car at Jail
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Southwest
The Everglades
Counties:
Charlotte County, Collier County, Glades County, Hendry County, Highlands County, Lee County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Enraged Tourist Attacks Hotel Employees
- To those who say it’s ‘just natural red tide’
- Naked Florida Man Dances Around Fire Holding Knife and Speaking Gibberish
- Old, Mean, Racist Florida Man Gets Arrested After Flight for Harassing Stewardess
- Florida Man’s Pickup Truck Lands in a Cape Coral Canal after Failed Jump
- Burmese Pythons Found Having Massive Orgy
- Florida Man Target Shoots at Books in his Apartment, Nearly Hits Neighbors
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Southeast
Miami
Counties:
Broward County, Miami-Dade County, Palm Beach County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Florida man planned to burn his condo building down ‘with all the f*cking Jews”
- Police Chief Told Cops to Arrest Random Black People to Boost Stats
- Armless Floridian Stabs Tourist After Getting Punched in Head
- Florida Man Loses Finger in Fireworks Accident, Another Gets Burnt
- Predictably, Florida Man Blows Off Part of His Hand in July 4th Fireworks Accident
- Florida Man Lights Fireworks Inside Dollar Tree to Celebrate Fourth of July
- Police Have Arrested the Scumbag that Allegedly Murdered Musical Genius XXXTentacion
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The Keys
Florida Keys
Counties:
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Tent-Dwelling Marathon Man Machetes Man who Unplugged his Bootleg Electricity
- It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
- Florida Man tells cop his new scooter came packed with meth, coke
- Florida Keys Man Steals a Bulldozer, Leaves Behind Beers and Wallet
- Florida Chicken takes her pet human paddleboarding
- Key West Welcome Sign Mysteriously Vanishes, Replaced With Crappy One
- Mosquitoes forced to feed off diseased rats because of pythons taking over the Everglades
