Florida by zone… From The Panhandle to The Keys…
Northwest
The Panhandle
Counties:
Bay County, Calhoun County, Escambia County, Franklin County, Gadsden County, Gulf County, Holmes County, Jackson County, Jefferson County, Leon County, Liberty County, Okaloosa County, Santa Rosa County, Wakulla County, Walton County, Washington County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Because His Testicles Hurt, Florida Man Threatened to Kill His Neighbors
- Florida Man Armed with Assault Hammer Gets Canned by Sheriff’s Deputy
- Alberto Slams the Panhandle
- Florida Man Randomly Punches Shoppers at Lucky’s Market
- Naked Florida Man Carrying Cooking Oil Tazed by Deputy
- Publix Line Dispute Ends with Florida Woman Pulling Out a Gun
- Declaring Her Love, Florida Woman Spray Paints Boyfriend’s Full Name at Park, Gets Caught
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Big Bend
Hickville
Counties:
Alachua County, Baker County, Bradford County, Citrus County, Clay County, Columbia County, Dixie County, Gilchrist County, Hamilton County, Hernando County, Lafayette County, Levy County, Madison County, Putnam County, Suwannee County, Taylor County, Union County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Florida Woman’s Ex-Husband Tries Taking Her Air Conditioner, Gets Shot in the Balls
- After a “bad reaction,” Florida Man calls the cops to complain about the meth he bought
- Florida Pair Lose 24 Guns During Home Invasion
- Florida Girl Steals Golf Cart, Tries Driving to her Grandma’s House
- Florida Man Huffs Air Duster in Front of a Cop, Tries Driving Away
- Pajama-Wearing Florida Man Tries to Kill the Devil by Choking Man with Hose, Drowning Cat
- Florida Man Hides from Pasco Deputies in Swamp, Gets Licked by K9
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Northeast
Daytona Beach
Counties:
Duval County, Flagler County, Nassau County, St. Johns County, Volusia County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- After calling him a flashy n*gger, Florida Man blows up neighbor’s car
- Florida Man Flees from Car Crash, Crashes Twice Again, Cusses Out Good Samaritan Victims
- Another Florida Boy Sent a School Shooting Prank
- Florida Man and Three Others Break into Home, Rob Kids at Gunpoint
- Floridian Stands His Ground Against a Clown at a Holly Hill Little Caesars
- Crystal Methvin Arrested With Meth Again
- Drunk Florida Man Pulls out Knife and Taser at McDonald’s, yells “Get Out of My Country!”
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Central West
Tampa Bay
Counties:
Hardee County, Hillsborough County, Manatee County, Pasco County, Pinellas County, Sarasota County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Florida Man Pair Dump a Gator into Wawa on Friday Night
- Pasco Detective Loses Gun in Burger King Bathroom
- Pasco County Man Shoots Dog for Pooping in House
- Naked Transplant Breaks into Mobile Home, Attacks Resident with Rake
- Florida Man Brings Pet Monkey Along While Stealing a Vehicle, Gets Busted
- “I’m Jesus Christ!” Proclaims Florida Man While Shooting at Bicyclist
- Fapping Trampite Tells Cops he’s Captain Kirk
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Central
Where Old People and Mickey Mouse Live
Counties:
Lake County, Marion County, Orange County, Osceola County, Polk County, Seminole County, Sumter County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Drunk Florida Man Speeds Away from Troopers, Crashes into Tree, Shouts Racial Slurs, Pulls out Penis
- Okahumpka Boy Pushes, Chases, Swings On Stepfather for Refusing to Give Him $200
- Drunk Florida Pair Nearly Drop Their Kid on the Floor at Gator’s Dockside
- Florida Woman Pair Found with Meth in Nailed Up Trailer
- Two Florida Mans Evict Neighbors Using Acid Bombs
- Locals are Loving their Brand New Bravo Supermarket
- After Crashing Golf Cart, Florida Woman Tells Cops She’s Too “F*cked Up” for Breath Sample
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Central East
North Miami
Counties:
Brevard County, Indian River County, Martin County, Okeechobee County, St. Lucie County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Floridian Attacked by Monkey in Home Depot
- Florida Man Tries Fighting Floridians at Chili’s
- Lazy Florida Woman with Suspended License Crashes into Cop Car at Jail
- Drunk Florida Man Wakes Up in Parking Lot, Tells Cop His Name is “F*ck you, *sshole!”
- Drunk, Shirtless Florida Woman Boasts of “Freedom of Speak”
- Florida Man Points Rifle at Deputy, Gets Tackled
- Naked Florida Man Kicks Trash Can, Jumps on Car at Publix
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Southwest
The Everglades
Counties:
Charlotte County, Collier County, Glades County, Hendry County, Highlands County, Lee County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Old, Mean, Racist Florida Man Gets Arrested After Flight for Harassing Stewardess
- Florida Man’s Pickup Truck Lands in a Cape Coral Canal after Failed Jump
- Burmese Pythons Found Having Massive Orgy
- Florida Man Target Shoots at Books in his Apartment, Nearly Hits Neighbors
- Drunk Florida Man Does a Sloppy Cartwheel During Sobriety Test
- 7-Eleven Clerk Fights off a Florida Man trying to Rob the Store
- Winn-Dixie Liquor Clerk Tries to Scam Lottery Winner out of $600 Ticket
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Southeast
Miami
Counties:
Broward County, Miami-Dade County, Palm Beach County
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Police Have Arrested the Scumbag that Allegedly Murdered Musical Genius XXXTentacion
- Gun Grabber David Hogg Gets Raided by SWAT Team
- David Hogg Got Swatted
- Lake Worth Power Outage Due to “Extreme Zombie Activity,” According to Alert
- Chicago Man Gropes Woman on Flight from Miami, Gets Tased and Removed
- Florida Man Shows Dashboard Cam to Police, Gets Arrested
- Parkland teacher left his loaded gun in a public bathroom
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The Keys
Florida Keys
Counties:
Latest Articles in this Zone:
- Tent-Dwelling Marathon Man Machetes Man who Unplugged his Bootleg Electricity
- It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
- Florida Man tells cop his new scooter came packed with meth, coke
- Florida Keys Man Steals a Bulldozer, Leaves Behind Beers and Wallet
- Florida Chicken takes her pet human paddleboarding
- Key West Welcome Sign Mysteriously Vanishes, Replaced With Crappy One
- Mosquitoes forced to feed off diseased rats because of pythons taking over the Everglades
