About WTF Florida?

Basically, WTF Florida is a collection of fucked up things in Florida that make functional people wonder “WTF?” We collect “Florida Man” and “Florida Woman” articles, write them somewhat terribly, and post them here to prove our hypothesis that Florida is the most fucked up state in the country. It’s a cathartic process; reiterating the fuckery of Florida for the world to laugh at, solidifying people’s bad decisions in cyberspace forever in a journal of degradation. Sometimes the stories are sad. Sometimes the stories are funny. Sometimes the stories are upsetting. Often, if not always, they are a melange of all three.

WTF Florida is powered by a bizarre balance of love and hate for the state of Florida. I started the site because of my hatred for the state. Over the years though, love found a way in. Much of that love manifested from the snarky comments our readers leave on the articles we post. Your sarcasm and funny comments create a solidarity where we can find refuge from the ugly realities of living here. The rest of my love for Florida was scraped from the bottom of my heart by the beautiful people I’ve met while living in this God-forsaken state. Also animals. Wildlife and puppies and lizards and gators make living here tolerable. And beaches and springs. Let’s get back on track though…

Several others admin the Facebook page and website. We’re all from Florida, so don’t worry about authenticity.

Sometimes we say things we don’t really mean. We call that sarcasm. Don’t be so fucking eager to get offended.

Sometimes we say things we really do mean. Not everyone will agree. We welcome friendly discourse, and tolerate downright nasty rebuttals… to a degree. Just don’t insult our fans too harshly, say anything overtly racist, or threaten to kill anyone, or else we’ll ban you from writing comments.

That’s enough for now. I can’t fully describe what this site is, because this site, like everything in this impermanent universe, is constantly changing and can never be adequately defined or quantified as this or that. It’s whatever you want it to be. It is a living, breathing, always evolving manifestation of Florida and the fuckery that happens here. Enjoy.

-WTF Florida

We occasionally do some good and try to Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up.

Site updates and other stuff can be found in the Information section.

If you’re bored and/or new here, check out the Randomizer that will show you a random news article.

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Thank you for visiting, and enjoy the What The Fuckery!