Animals

Written by: Venerable K. Sri Dhammananda Maha Thera Animals are said to be conscious only of the present. They live with no concern for the past or future. Likewise, little children seem to have no notion of the future. They also live in the present until their faculties of memory and imagination are developed. »

Terms of Use in a Nutshell

Basically, we ain’t responsible for shit, you ain’t responsible for shit, everyone can say whatever the fuck they want. Nobody can (successfully) sue us for libel, because our shit’s tight and we only report facts directly from arrest affidavits or other news sources. Nobody can sue use for making fun of them because of 17 […] »

Flo Rida

One of our readers asked several important questions about WTF Florida: “Hey you know how you guys are in Florida and there’s that one guy called Flo Rida? Are you both related? Am I racist for asking?” Here is our answer: We’re all related, in some abstract way. But no, he’s not an official sponsor. […] »

Write a post

Still banned, can’t reply to Facebook messages or make any posts. We started an account on a Mastodon instance: https://mastodon.xyz/@WTFFlorida You can sign up to any federated instance to interact. It’s like Twitter but without all the data harvesting and bullshit. Find a big list here: https://instances.social/ Mastodon.social seems to have the most users, but […] »

Dewie Brewton, Brad King, and why we care

This case is about being held accountable for your actions. What Dewie did was illegal. His actions violate FSS 828.24. The FWC guidelines set by the AVMA explicitly prohibit drowning as a means for euthanizing an animal. There were other options, including release in a safe area outside of the school. Morally, of course, there […] »

The Buddhist Attitude to Animal Life

Written by: Venerable K. Sri Dhammananda Maha Thera From the book: What Buddhists Believe (Download PDF) Animals are said to be conscious only of the present. They live with no concern for the past or future. Likewise, little children seem to have no notion of the future. They also live in the present until their faculties of […] »

Dramatic Journalism

Not all is as it seems. News media must be dramatic. There are bits of truth and delusion in every article and meme we are exposed to. Without fail, with every expression of reality things are lost, and other things are added. Do not allow your mind to be swayed too quickly, nor respond too […] »

“Stand Your Ground” and Race

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“Stand Your Ground” legislation has a “quantifiable racial bias” according to a study published in 2015. Vice reports that “from 2005 to 2013, juries were twice as likely to convict the perpetrator of a crime against a white person than against a person of color.” Hopefully by talking openly about these statistics we can one […] »

Emma Gonzalez

Meet the Queen of WTF Florida. The one who triggered all the radical gun nuts. The high school student who made grown men quiver in fear and retaliate with threats, conspiracies, and insults. The one who made so-called “patriots” ridicule survivors for doing their American duty of fighting for civility and humanity by exercising their […] »

News and Advertising

You may have stumbled upon this page from clicking on one of our silly joke ads. Here’s our disclaimer: those ads are not real, they’re only jokes. If you would like to help support WTF Florida, please purchase a donation item on Shop.WTFFlorida.com We try not to inundate our readers with annoying ads. We just […] »

Ordinance of Secession, 1861

About This Document In the wake of Abraham Lincoln’s election to the presidency on November 6, 1860, Governor Madison Starke Perry called for Florida to prepare for secession and to join with other southern states in organizing an independent confederacy. The state legislature voted to hold a statewide election on December 22 for the selection […] »

The Villages

The Villages is the world’s largest retirement community, spanning 3 counties in the middle of Florida. They drive golf carts everywhere, from Publix to the doctor to any place that sells alcohol. Happy hour goes on all day, every day. They line dance, twerk, party and get drunk every night on the three main squares […] »

Introducing The Florida Button

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Now on every post there will be a “Florida Button” where you can vote for the Floridaness of whatever you’re reading/seeing. Just click/tap on the Florida Button to “FloridApprove” it. Fuck a Like button, we got our own. You don’t need to register or anything, it’s open, free, and anonymous. »

Site Updates – March 2018

We will rolling out a big upgrade to the site soon. New features include: The Florida Button, which when pressed, will add a vote to the article or image. Fuck a Like button, we got our own now. It’s very preliminary, so please report any bugs or suggestions. Florida Points are the number of FloridApprovals […] »

Banned from Facebook for 30 Days

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Facebook status posts will be delayed for an entire month because they banned me again for posting memes and being silly. Fuck Facebook’s algorithms. And fuck being politically correct. Facebook’s just trying to compensate because they know they fucked up by selling millions of ads to Russians during the elections. Yep, all those “Keep America […] »

Politics are Polytricks

Just to be clear, we don’t take “political party” sides. All of them are stupid, in their own unique way. Peaceful ideals are not enough to cure the divide as the corporate machine has dug its vacuum into politics and extracts power from us for profit. We provide to them the most valuable assets in […] »

Politically Correct in 2018

In order to keep up with these changing times, we have decided to re-brand into something more “politically correct” for the modern era. Our site name is changing from “Wow, That’s Fascinating, Florida,” to “What The Fuck, Florida.” If you don’t swear, just call it the former name. WTFF News is proudly committed to staying […] »

Banned from Facebook Again

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So, we got banned from Facebook again. That’s what we get for shit-posting. It’s all in good fun, but sometimes people get offended. On the good side, it shows that people do still care, on the bad side, it shows that people care more about stupid jokes than they do about actual problems plaguing our […] »

Oranges

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Evil actions are like oranges. At first they’re sweet, but after a while they spoil, turn rotten, and bring you suffering. Good actions are like a fruit that only ever ripens, and never turns sour. »