Stuart (WTFF) – A Floridian is facing a felony and three misdemeanors after reportedly mooning people in Target and having a little weed at his house. Full Story »
One of our readers asked several important questions about WTF Florida:
“Hey you know how you guys are in Florida and there’s that one guy called Flo Rida? Are you both related? Am I racist for asking?”
Here is our answer:
We’re all related, in some abstract way. But no, he’s not an official sponsor. Though he do rep Florida. It’s not racist to ask. Floridians love everybody and ask questions out of innocence. Full Story »
Miami (WTFF) – A Floridian with no arms was arrested after defending himself against a tourist who punched him in the head while he was sleeping. Full Story »
Clermont (WTFF) – A New York born Transplant reportedly chased down and punched a father driving with his two young daughters. Full Story »
Silver Springs (WTFF) – First they destroyed Wild Waters. Now Rick Scott and his bureaucrats are chipping away at Silver Springs Park, directly against the wishes and demands of Floridians. Full Story »
Altamonte Springs (WTFF) – A Floridian woman was able to fight off two men who broke into her apartment with an AK-47. Full Story »
Meet the Queen of WTF Florida.
The one who triggered all the radical gun nuts.
The high school student who made grown men quiver in fear and retaliate with threats, conspiracies, and insults.
The one who made so-called “patriots” ridicule survivors for doing their American duty of fighting for civility and humanity by exercising their First Amendment rights.
The one who stood up against crooked politicians and called BS on the hypocrites, saying “Never Again.”
The one who allowed good gun owners to differentiate themselves from the angry, trigger-happy imbeciles who gleefully suck on mainstream fear-mongering propaganda.
The high school student from Florida who has more class and leadership skills than our current politicians.
Emma Gonzalez. Full Story »
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Floridian was able to defend himself during an armed home invasion by pulling out his own guns and shooting at the intruders.
“They messed with the wrong house,” said the homeowner to Action News Jax, wearing a menacing eye patch and all black attire.
The two men put a gun to his face and forced him inside his living room.
This is why you should never try to leave the scene of an accident in Florida. Our people will block you, and chase you with hammers. Here’s the video to prove it… Full Story »
Hialeah (WTFF) A hit-and-run incident turned into chaos on Sunday when the driver tried to get away and was blocked by various drivers, including one wielding a sledge hammer. #FloridaStrong Full Story »