Dog Days of Summer

WEATHER FORECAST: Still the Dog Days of Summer, just stay the fuck inside. Or go to the beach, or lounge in a swimming pool. I’m not even a meteorologist. You already know it’s going to be hot and sunny, and it’s going to pour for a few minutes in the afternoon. Weather reports are useless. This is no longer a weather report. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Everybody be nice to each other, even though it’s hot out and we’re all kinda crazy.