Milton (WTFF) – A Florida man is dead Tuesday morning after eating 7 grams of cocaine during a routine traffic stop. Full Story »
Milton (WTFF) – A Pensacola woman was arrested and charged with battery after allegedly assaulting her nephew who picked her up after she drunkenly fell on a goat. Full Story »
Navarre (WTFF) – A man with one arm allegedly stole a vehicle from a Whataburger in Fort Walton Beach and later crashed it. Full Story »
Milton (WTFF) – Florida Man was arrested on Saturday for a DUI and fleeing the scene of an accident after he allegedly drove his vehicle into an attorney’s office. Full Story »
Now that it’s finally warming up (above 60-ish), Florida Woman gets to be free and check her mail in the nude. Full Story »
Gulf Breeze (WTFF) – Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s are investigating a shooting that was reported on Tuesday, January 2. Full Story »
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. Full Story »
A Florida school district has signed on with an abstinence-only center to provide sex education — or, rather, “relationship education” — to teens, replacing curriculum that had been informed by the Florida Department of Health.
The Santa Rosa County School District has decided to have the Pregnancy Resource Center in Milton, Fla., provide sex education to high school students in the form of 12 lessons in two 50-minute sessions over two days, according to this report in the Pensacola News Journal. Lesson No. 8 is “Steps of intimacy and how to stop them”; Lesson No. 12: “Saving sex for marriage.”
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A three-hour fight turned into quite the haul for four local alligator hunters.
Nick Naylor, John Booker, Kenny Way and Casey Shields caught and killed the 11-foot, 375-pound alligator in Blackwater Bay below Interstate 10.
They battled the alligator starting late Tuesday night and into the early morning Wednesday.
The animal was caught on a 40-pound test from a spinning reel on opening day of alligator hunting season.
Welp. So long big feller. Rest In Peace. Also, this is really bad news for anyone who was on team Angry Gator…
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