Don’t worry about buying Christmas cards this year, we did all the work for you. Share the Florida Christmas spirit via Puddles, the plastered possum from the Panhandle. Full Story »
Fort Walton Beach (WTFF) – An oppossum that got drunk on bourbon after breaking into a Florida liquor store had to sober up at a wildlife rescue center. Full Story »
Niceville (WTFF) – A woman who was pulled over for a faulty tail light told officers that she smokes meth “occasionally” to “help her stay awake,” after they found paraphernalia.
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OKALOOSA COUNTY, Fla. (WEAR) — Two teens being detained at the Department of Juvenile Justice were arrested for a violent attack on a fellow detainee.
The victim told investigators he was stabbed in the face with a chicken bone while being attacked by 15-year-olds Dakota James Davis and John Horak III.
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Nothing sane ever happens in a Waffle House, it’s basically just a place where people go to sober up via carbs. Nothing proper ever happens in North Florida, it’s basically just lower Alabama. So, when you combine these two forces, they reverse polarity and create something amazing…
Take for instance, this drunk 28-year-old man in Okaloosa County.
He was at a Destin Waffle House, and reached over to the plate of a guest, snatching her bacon and eating it right in front of her.
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CRESTVIEW, Fla. (WFLA) – A mysterious pooper was caught on camera relieving himself outside of a Florida business. Full Story »
CRESTVIEW, Florida (WKRG) — According to Crestview police, a 32-year old Freeport man is in custody following a Saturday night rampage.
The rampage caused more than $100,000 in damage to the liquor store under construction at the Crestview Wal-mart and to construction equipment.
NICEVILLE – A 14-year-old boy who rolled through a stop sign on his bike, and then failed to stop for law enforcement officers ditched his bike and fled on foot. Full Story »
FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (WKRG) — A Florida Man used a beach umbrella to hit another Florida Man who brought a gun to the beach, and it was all caught on camera.
“This is what happens when you bring an umbrella to a gun fight,” wrote Wes Woodin in a post online.
Apparently, the man with the gun had gotten into an argument Monday with a group on the beach over a child’s toy.
“It was over a $2 inflatable octopus, and I guess he had gone under their tent and taken it,” Woodin told News 5. Full Story »
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