Fort Walton Beach (WTFF) – A new business is opening downtown that allows Floridians to drink alcohol and throw axes at a wall.
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A resource officer at Elliot Point Elementary School stupidly left her deadly gun in the bathroom. Full Story »
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Liberals are always looking for a way to take away our guns. This incident will add more ammo to their attack on our Second Amendment rights. Full Story »
Okaloosa County (WTFF) – An elementary school resource officer accidentally left her service weapon in a faculty bathroom. Full Story »
Navarre (WTFF) – A man with one arm allegedly stole a vehicle from a Whataburger in Fort Walton Beach and later crashed it. Full Story »
Walton County (WTFF) – Florida Man was arrested after a witness identified him as the man who stole a package from the victim’s porch. Full Story »
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. Full Story »
Jeff “Swede” Swedenhjelm is a 21-year-old Florida Man from Destin. Several years ago he moved to Bali, but Florida never left him. Full Story »
Don’t worry about buying Christmas cards this year, we did all the work for you. Share the Florida Christmas spirit via Puddles, the plastered possum from the Panhandle. Full Story »
Fort Walton Beach (WTFF) – An oppossum that got drunk on bourbon after breaking into a Florida liquor store had to sober up at a wildlife rescue center. Full Story »
Niceville (WTFF) – A woman who was pulled over for a faulty tail light told officers that she smokes meth “occasionally” to “help her stay awake,” after they found paraphernalia.
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OKALOOSA COUNTY, Fla. (WEAR) — Two teens being detained at the Department of Juvenile Justice were arrested for a violent attack on a fellow detainee.
The victim told investigators he was stabbed in the face with a chicken bone while being attacked by 15-year-olds Dakota James Davis and John Horak III.
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Nothing sane ever happens in a Waffle House, it’s basically just a place where people go to sober up via carbs. Nothing proper ever happens in North Florida, it’s basically just lower Alabama. So, when you combine these two forces, they reverse polarity and create something amazing…
Take for instance, this drunk 28-year-old man in Okaloosa County.
He was at a Destin Waffle House, and reached over to the plate of a guest, snatching her bacon and eating it right in front of her.
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CRESTVIEW, Fla. (WFLA) – A mysterious pooper was caught on camera relieving himself outside of a Florida business. Full Story »
CRESTVIEW, Florida (WKRG) — According to Crestview police, a 32-year old Freeport man is in custody following a Saturday night rampage.
The rampage caused more than $100,000 in damage to the liquor store under construction at the Crestview Wal-mart and to construction equipment.
NICEVILLE – A 14-year-old boy who rolled through a stop sign on his bike, and then failed to stop for law enforcement officers ditched his bike and fled on foot. Full Story »
FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (WKRG) — A Florida Man used a beach umbrella to hit another Florida Man who brought a gun to the beach, and it was all caught on camera.
“This is what happens when you bring an umbrella to a gun fight,” wrote Wes Woodin in a post online.
Apparently, the man with the gun had gotten into an argument Monday with a group on the beach over a child’s toy.
“It was over a $2 inflatable octopus, and I guess he had gone under their tent and taken it,” Woodin told News 5. Full Story »
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VALPARAISO — A 26-year-old Valparaiso man is facing multiple charges in connection with the molestation of a horse.
Darius Galloway of Okaloosa Avenue is charged with sexual activities involving animals, burglary of an unoccupied structure and petit theft. Burglary is a felony, while the two other charges are misdemeanors.
According to an arrest report from the Valparaiso Police Department, on April 25, the owner of Athena, a female horse that boards at a stable on Valparaiso Parkway, noticed oil on the horse’s rump. On June 20, the owner again observed oil on the horse, as well as a visible handprint in the oil.
A week later, on June 27, the horse’s owner notified the owner of the stable that she had again noticed oil on the equine’s rump, as well as a white substance she believed to be semen on the horse’s vagina, the report said. A trail camera was set up in the stable as a result. Full Story »
CRESTVIEW – A woman who grabbed a deputy’s crotch and refused to let go was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer and simple assault.
The 35-year-old Crestview woman, whose house was too cluttered to allow officers to enter safely, also armed herself with a hammer before coming out of the house.
Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office deputies had gone to the home on Sandy Lane after getting a report about a disturbance.
The suspect was in her bedroom, but deputies noted that “excessive clutter” kept them from going in. Full Story »
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute.
Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected right is clear and viewed my many as absolute. Floridians For Freedom believes adults right to whole plant cannabis should be comparable and hopes you agree. Full Story »
When a Florida man’s cocaine disappeared from his car, he made a phone call. Full Story »
CRESTVIEW — A Niceville man on felony probation led a Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office deputy on a chase through a hay field early Wednesday morning after he was caught speeding. Full Story »
The hunt for this idiot, or group of idiots, is still on. This happened in Niceville FL, in the Bluewater Bay subdivision, between 1/27 and 1/28. If anyone has information that leads to arrest, please contact the police.
Meet Carrie Richburg, arrested for child neglect. This Holt resident was “cursing in a loud voice at unseen persons in trees” when the cops showed up, so apparently she was tripping balls throughout this whole ungracefully tragic Florida drama:
This is all started when Carrie got into an argument with her other white trash neighbor about white trash stuff. Carrie Richburg did what any Floridian would do, and set her 16-month-old child down in the middle of the road so she go bitch mode (the remnants of which can seen in the photo)Carrie Richburg
So now that her kid was strategically placed in the middle of street, she could continue to bitch at her neighbor, un-intruded by the pesky boy-thing. This slowly began to gather some attention, and someone eventually called the cops.
While this loud, obnoxious confrontation was taking place, our brave trailer-baby crawled to safety into a dog kennel, 100 feet away on a neighboring property.
The mom refused to get the child once the cops showed up, so deputies went to pick him up and found that the toddler was covered in ant bites from being inside the dog kennel.
Richburg was charged with a felony count of child neglect and a misdemeanor for “disturbing the peace…”
Okaloosa County, she put you on the map.