St. Augustine (WTFF) – A Florida woman named Crystal Methvin was arrested for meth, along with a Florida man, Douglas Nickerson. Full Story »
St. Augustine (WTFF) – An altercation at McDonald’s ended with a Florida man pulling out a knife and a stun gun after yelling “get out of my country!” Full Story »
Fruit Cove (WTFF) – A St. Johns County woman claims that her dentist gave her a foot massage during an appointment. Full Story »
St. Augustine – A road rage incident led a man to allegedly pull out his AR-15 and aim it across a road at the other driver, authorities said.
Britt Meyer, 56, was arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill, reports AJC.
Ponte Vedra Beach (WTFF) – A woman was arrested after injuring her boyfriend during an argument about who would win the Super Bowl. Full Story »
Daytona Beach (WTFF) – Florida Man convinced his wife to conceal a plastic baggie of cocaine up her vagina while they were both sitting in the back of a cop car. Full Story »
St. Johns County (WTFF) – Some old guy was rescued from Crescent Beach after getting buried in the sand and having a heart attack. Full Story »
Meet “Crystal Methvin,” a 40-year-old Florida Woman who lives in St. Augustine.
On her rap sheet, St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office has listed 14 third-degree felonies of “possession of a controlled substance without prescription” (893.13.6a) and one first-degree misdemeanor drug possession/use (893.147.1). Full Story »
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. Full Story »
St. Augustine (WTFF) — A woman who wore “black face” to work for Halloween caused students to protest the restaurant.
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Floridians know that everything is better when done naked, so when 63-year-old St. Augustine woman Mary Hamilton stripped down and took a walk on a Wednesday afternoon, she was still far from earning the Florida Woman title. This is normal here… but the story does progress…
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A newly licensed teen and her family were victimized by road rage early Thursday evening when the driver of a pickup truck rammed their vehicle on the Shands Bridge, according to the St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office. Full Story »
St. Johns County deputies arrested a woman after she bit a man’s fishing line and swam off with his lure, according to a police report.
Deputies were called to the St. Johns County Pier on Tuesday at approximately 6 p.m.
A fisherman told deputies that 22-year-old Alexandria Turner appeared to be intoxicated when she swam up to his fishing line and cursed him out.
She bit the line and swam away with the rigging, according to the police report.
When deputies asked Turner to come to the pier office where the fisherman had rented the pole, she became belligerent and refused to walk inside, the report said.
Deputies said Turner began creating a scene and upsetting the “sense of public norm at the pier” when they tried to take her into protective custody.
It was all pretty normal for Florida, up until that point. We hate seeing our people get arrested for silly things.
She refused to let deputies handcuff her and screamed, “I’m (expletive) naked!” several times, the report said.
Deputies arrested Turner on suspicion of disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest without violence. Full Story »
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Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute.
Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected right is clear and viewed my many as absolute. Floridians For Freedom believes adults right to whole plant cannabis should be comparable and hopes you agree. Full Story »
Tavares Jones, 25, faces a misdemeanor battery charge after becoming angry when he was served allegedly cold fries and was called a racial epithet by the store employee, says an offense report from the St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office.
Jones told deputies when he called them he demanded new fries and some ketchup from the employee before throwing the fries back at her, the report says. Full Story »
Billy Joseph-Edward Taylor is a 25 year old Florida Man. He thought it would be a good idea to email his own personal sex tape to his girlfriend, I guess to turn her on or whatever Florida couples do, but in any case:
The video featured Billy Joseph-Edward-I-have-too-many-names Taylor having sexual contact with a young pit bull.
They broke up later and she turned him in out of spite. There exists a $10,000 bond for anyone disgusting enough to release this Florida Man.
He had been arrested twice before this, but only over stealing some rings to fund his dreams of becoming a tattoo artist…
ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. – Call him the ‘Beef Bandit.’
A 33-year-old St. Johns County man was arrested after running out of a Publix on Tuesday. He was charged with walking out with $246 of steaks.
According to SJCO, Adam Barber entered the Publix at Mission Trace off State Route 16 around 7 p.m. In the police report, Barber proceeded “made a direct path toward the meat department and selected several steaks before exiting the store.”
Barber is in jail on $1,500 bond.
“I don’t understand why they would want to do that, I don’t know why you would need $200 worth of steak in the first place,” said local Morgan Miller.
Employees saw Barber leave the store without paying, and when confronted, Barber tried to get away in a vehicle, which was occupied by two other men. Publix employees blocked the vehicle, and Barber then threw the steaks on the ground and ran into the woods. Barber, wearing flip-flips, was seen running on Four Mile Road and was quickly apprehended.
The car’s other occupants, Michael Mahoney and Wayne Manning, remained at the scene and told police that Barber was the one who had stolen the steaks. Barber was taken back to the scene, where Publix employee made a positive ID as the subject who had stolen the steaks.
The incident inside the store was recorded on video, which was turned over to the SJCO.