Florida Man Cuts Girlfriend with Her Dead Mom’s Urn

Rupp, Chad

Weapons come in all forms. Sometimes, our people get very creative and expand from the standard repertoire of guns and machetes.

Chad Rupp is a 26-year-old Florida Man who lives in Key West. On Wednesday night, he earned his awful wings and ended up on our site for weaponizing a sacred object.

Him and his girlfriend were out on a nice date at Burger King, when they got into an argument in the parking lot. Full Story »

Florida Woman stabs her electrocuted boyfriend, tells cops a ‘black man with a mohawk’ did it

Christina Ann MacCornack and Christopher Thomas Jacobs
Christina Ann MacCornack and Christopher Thomas Jacobs

The lives of Florida Couples remain a mystery to many. They are reclusive creatures who only venture out late at night to party, and are rarely seen in broad daylight.

Thanks to the blunders of an Avon Park duo, we have yet another narrative of what really happens inside these Florida Couple habitats.

It all started on a Sunday evening, August 27th, when Christopher Thomas Jacobs, a Florida Man, tried changing a light bulb.

Because he’s from Florida, that very simple task of changing a light bulb resulted in him getting electrocuted.

He survived and went to the hospital.

This near-death experience didn’t stop his Florida Woman girlfriend, Christina Ann MacCornack, from arguing with him. Upon his return from the hospital that night, the couple continued arguing about drugs. Full Story »

77-year-old Pinellas Man douses girlfriend in lube for denying him sex

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A 77-year-old Florida man doused his girlfriend in “sex lube,” after she denied his sexual advances.

Police arrived at their Clearwater apartment Friday night, and found his 72-year-old girlfriend locked outside.

Roger Archambault denied locking the woman outside, and denied having anything to do with the bruises on her body…

Earlier that day, a police report says that they were in a verbal altercation.

Allegedly, Roger got upset and kicked her in the butt while grabbing her hand. Couples in the Tampa Bay tend to behave like this in order to show their love to one another, these types of things are often seen as romantic gestures in certain contexts… not for these two.

The victim said that she was too scared to call the police at that time.

Some time passed. Around 11:00 PM, Roger’s fate decided to up the ante, and go from “jackass woman abuser” to classic “Florida Man.” Full Story »

Florida Man Set Pregnant Ex-Girlfriend On Fire In Front Of Her 2 Young Kids

Noel Grullon

Police in Hialeah, Florida are searching for a 32-year-old man who they say doused his pregnant ex-girlfriend in gasoline before setting her on fire in front of her two young children.

Noel Grullon, who also goes by the name Noel Castro, got into an argument with Allyson Rivera at her house early Thursday morning, police said. Rivera, 27, and Grullon had broken up the night before after dating for six months. She is pregnant with Grullon’s child.

According to CBS Miami, the pair were fighting over cigarettes when Grullon allegedly poured gasoline on Rivera and lit her on fire. Rivera’s children, a 1-year-old and a 4-year-old from a previous relationship, witnessed the entire attack, said police. Full Story »

Woman stabs boyfriend after he farts in her face during argument

A drunken Florida woman stabbed her boyfriend with an 8-inch blade after he farted in her face during an argument, police say.

Deborah Ann Burns, 37, allegedly knifed her lover of six years — Willie Butler, 53 — as they watched television in their Immokalee apartment last week.

Burns told cops they were fighting about cash when Butler got up to go to the kitchen and broke wind on her head.

She confronted him and things turned ugly — with Butler allegedly throwing a knife at her, which missed. Full Story »

Florida Man beats girlfriend with sex toy because of his ‘inability to perform’

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STUART, FL — A man accused of hitting his girlfriend with a sex toy and punching her after she criticized him was arrested, a report states.

The 58-year-old woman identified as the victim flagged down a deputy and asked him to call the police, saying she’d been beat up. The deputy told her he was the police and asked what happened.

She said her live-in boyfriend — Pritsch — “punched her in the face because, as they were having sex, she told him, ‘You’re not a man, you’re a mouse,’ in reference to his apparent inability to perform,” the report states. Full Story »

Florida Man, 76, shoots wife in butt after she refuses sex

Donald Royce

An elderly newlywed who told police he had yet to consummate his marriage allegedly shot his wife in the butt for refusing his advances.

Donald Royce, 76, of Lehigh Acres, Florida, admitted to authorities that he shot his wife after an argument about the couple’s sleeping arrangements. Royce told deputies from the Lee County Sheriff’s Office that the couple had been married since August but had yet to solidify their union in the bedroom.

“I shot her and the gun is in my room,” Royce told responding officers. Full Story »

Florida Woman Arrested after Hitting Ex-Boyfriend for Kissing Her Mother

A 19-year-old woman from north of Tampa is behind bars on charges of hitting her ex-boyfriend after seeing him kiss her mother.

According to NBC affiliate WFLA-TV, cops went to a home in Spring Hill where Breanua Bolton told Hernando County deputies she found her mother sitting on her ex-boyfriend’s lap while they were kissing.

After breaking in through a window, Bolton says she began to cry and pushed the victim over a chair and punched him in the head when he tried to stand up. Full Story »