Holiday (WTFF) – A Florida woman is in jail after reportedly assaulting her geriatric husband. Full Story »
Fort Pierce (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly giving his girlfriend a “wet willy.”
47-year-old Joseph Sireci is facing a battery charge for the Aug. 15 “wet willy” attack, according to an arrest affidavit collected by TC Palm.
The girlfriend told St. Lucie County sheriff’s that Sireci was drunk on the living room floor when she got home from work.
She grabbed her daughter and her boyfriend and went to another home, where the Florida Man “continued to drink and be belligerent,” according to the arrest report.
While going home, she told police that Sireci grabbed her and pulled her arm.
He “continued by giving her a ‘wet willy’ sticking his finger in her ear.”
The daughter confirmed what happened.
Sireci said he wasn’t drunk, but refused to give a written statement.
Old Media went ape over this story. It’s not every day that domestic abuse is funny. An arrest affidavit that mentions a “wet willy” is a glorious click-bait ingredient.Collecting the shekels, MSM bringing you the important news
Altoona (WTFF) – A Central Florida couple’s several day long argument resulted in the arrest of a Florida woman. Full Story »
Mascotte (WTFF) – A Florida Transplant was arrested after reportedly beating and threatening his girlfriend. Full Story »
Minneola (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after busting windows and damaging property in her boyfriend’s home, while naked, of course. Full Story »
Astor (WTFF) – James Battles, of Paisley, Florida was arrested for reportedly striking his girlfriend during an argument. Full Story »
Broward County (WTFF) – Dedrick Devonshay Williams of Pompano Beach was arrested on Wednesday and has been charged with murder. Full Story »
Columbia County (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after failing to appear in court for an aggravated battery charge. Full Story »
Fruitland Park (WTFF) – An 18-year-old Florida boy was arrested on a domestic battery charge after allegedly attacking his stepfather for denying him money. Full Story »
Umatilla (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after reportedly biting her boyfriend during a dispute. Full Story »
Mount Dora (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested on Thursday after reportedly tossing spaghetti on his mom and shoving her through a wall. Full Story »
Paisley (WTFF) – A Lake County man who had a warrant out for Domestic Battery charges tried to escape arrest by jumping into a lake.
Umatilla (WTFF) – A drunk Central Florida man was arrested after allegedly shoving his mother. Full Story »
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Florida woman allegedly battered her boyfriend after he said it was too hot to cuddle. Full Story »
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Florida man reportedly left his 4-year-old daughter locked inside a car during his domestic violence injunction hearing. Full Story »
Clearwater Beach (WTFF) – A drunk Florida couple got married on the beach and started fighting each other after the wedding, reportedly. Full Story »
Pasco County (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for allegedly attacking some people with a sword after accusing them of stealing his socks. Full Story »
Tampa (WTFF) – A 1-month-old infant is now safe after deputies located the Tampa parents who ran off with him. Full Story »
Tavares (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after a drunken argument with her husband allegedly led to to an assault. Full Story »
Deland (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested for violating probation from a previous domestic abuse charge. Full Story »
Molino (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested for allegedly shooting at her husband after he came home with divorce papers. Full Story »
Altamonte Springs (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for allegedly shooting at several roofers during a dispute. Full Story »
Deland (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after smashing things in his home with a hammer and threatening to kill a man who he accused of sleeping with his girlfriend. Full Story »
Ocala (WTFF) – A dispute taking place in the parking lot of a Walmart led to a domestic battery charge. Full Story »
Paisley (WTFF) – A woman was arrested for allegedly striking her boyfriend because he interrupted sex to check on dinner. Full Story »
Leesburg (WTFF) – A man was arrested for domestic battery after an argument with his girlfriend started over a text he received. Full Story »
Meet “Florida Fan,” a devolved version of Florida Man. Full Story »
Ponte Vedra Beach (WTFF) – A woman was arrested after injuring her boyfriend during an argument about who would win the Super Bowl. Full Story »
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A 6-foot-9 man beat his armless, legless girlfriend on Sunday and pushed her wheelchair through a Walmart because he wanted to confess. Full Story »
St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A man allegedly threw a piece of fried chicken at his girlfriend, causing an arrest for domestic battery. Full Story »
Florida Man was driving across a bridge over the Intracoastal Waterway in the 1200 block of North A1A, when his girlfriend started punching him. Full Story »
Palm Beach (WTFF) – A man was arrested in Palm Beach after allegedly biting his his girlfriend. Full Story »
Palm Coast (Flagler County Sheriff’s Office) – Flagler County Sheriff’s deputies responded to 110 White Hall Drive in Palm Coast on December 26 to conduct a security check of the property after the homeowner contacted authorities about suspicious statements made by his son-in-law regarding not letting a child touch the front door of the home. Full Story »
This is a real billboard in Inverness, FL.
It reads “Getting drunk is never an excuse. She’s your daughter. Not your date. We’re calling incest out.” Full Story »
Port St. Lucie (WTFF) – A man was arrested after punching his girlfriend for allegedly eating the last cookie.
Last Thursday, 31-year-old Richard Hessic was hanging out with his girlfriend of three years. Like most most people who get sick of seeing each other all the time, they were arguing. This time the argument was about a cookie. Full Story »
West Palm Beach (WTFF) – A man who punched and pistol whipped a woman during an argument that started over KFC was arrested by Palm Beach Sheriff’s deputies. Full Story »
Freeport (WTFF) – A 31-year-old North Florida Man was arrested for beating up his sister, mother, and grandmother after they caught him having sex in the front yard with his girlfriend. Full Story »
Tampa (WTFF) – A man from Riverview was arrested for murdering his girlfriend and setting her body on fire in a van on Interstate 75.
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Palm Bay (WTFF) – A woman was arrested after she bit her husband for changing their computer password.
Mary Jo King, who is supposedly only 53 (maybe in dog years), got into a verbal argument after her husband changed the password to their computer.
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Weapons come in all forms. Sometimes, our people get very creative and expand from the standard repertoire of guns and machetes.
Chad Rupp is a 26-year-old Florida Man who lives in Key West. On Wednesday night, he earned his awful wings and ended up on our site for weaponizing a sacred object.
Him and his girlfriend were out on a nice date at Burger King, when they got into an argument in the parking lot. Full Story »