Florida Man Rigs Door in Attempt to Electrocute Wife

Palm Coast (Flagler County Sheriff’s Office) – Flagler County Sheriff’s deputies responded to 110 White Hall Drive in Palm Coast on December 26 to conduct a security check of the property after the homeowner contacted authorities about suspicious statements made by his son-in-law regarding not letting a child touch the front door of the home. »

Florida Man Cuts Girlfriend with Her Dead Mom’s Urn

Rupp, Chad
Weapons come in all forms. Sometimes, our people get very creative and expand from the standard repertoire of guns and machetes. Chad Rupp is a 26-year-old Florida Man who lives in Key West. On Wednesday night, he earned his awful wings and ended up on our site for weaponizing a sacred object. Him and his […] »

Florida Woman stabs her electrocuted boyfriend, tells cops a ‘black man with a mohawk’ did it

Christina Ann MacCornack and Christopher Thomas Jacobs
The lives of Florida Couples remain a mystery to many. They are reclusive creatures who only venture out late at night to party, and are rarely seen in broad daylight. Thanks to the blunders of an Avon Park duo, we have yet another narrative of what really happens inside these Florida Couple habitats. It all […] »

77-year-old Pinellas Man douses girlfriend in lube for denying him sex

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A 77-year-old Florida man doused his girlfriend in “sex lube,” after she denied his sexual advances. Police arrived at their Clearwater apartment Friday night, and found his 72-year-old girlfriend locked outside. Roger Archambault denied locking the woman outside, and denied having anything to do with the bruises on her body… Earlier that day, a police report […] »

Florida Man, 76, shoots wife in butt after she refuses sex

Donald Royce
An elderly newlywed who told police he had yet to consummate his marriage allegedly shot his wife in the butt for refusing his advances. Donald Royce, 76, of Lehigh Acres, Florida, admitted to authorities that he shot his wife after an argument about the couple’s sleeping arrangements. Royce told deputies from the Lee County Sheriff’s […] »

Florida man headbutts mom because he didn’t want to eat Chick-fil-A

LARGO, Fla. – It appears a Central Florida man didn’t have an appetite for Chick-fil-A. Derek Foreman, 30, was arrested in the past week after striking his mom at their Largo, Fla., home. Foreman and his mom live together. On a recent evening, she brought home Chick-fil-A. Foreman became upset and head-butted her in the […] »

Florida Woman attacks husband with Toilet Lid

Angela Austin-Knight
Here in Sebastian we have a 48-year-old woman who, according to an affidavit, attacked her husband with a toilet lid. Angela Austin-Knight was arrested for domestic violence after police showed up in the 900 block of Truman Street in Sebastian, Florida. The frightened husband told the 911 dispatcher that he “locked himself in the bathroom and his […] »

Florida Woman covered in chicken wing sauce and blue cheese gets arrested for assaulting her boyfriend

Apparently her boyfriend had been lying about how much money he was making, so this woman, Trisha Brower, shows up at the hamburger joint he works at and confronts him about the $145 difference. You see, rent was due and this live-in boyfriend of hers was holding out. After a little argument she starts walking out […] »