Holiday (WTFF) – A Florida woman is in jail after reportedly assaulting her geriatric husband.
31-year-old Holly Jane Akers faces a charge of felony battery on a person 65 or older.
Pasco County deputies said her husband, Charles Plagens, claimed she hit him on the nose with a vacuum cleaner.
This reportedly happened during a cleaning binge early in the morning at their home on Jackson Drive.
The Tampa Bay Times pulled the arrest affidavit, which reads:
Plagens said he argued with Akers after she started cleaning the house around 3 a.m. Tuesday. He moved from room to room to try to sleep, but she followed him with the vacuum cleaner. Akers struck him on the bridge of the nose with a vacuum cleaner attachment, Plagens told deputies, causing a minor abrasion that did not require medical treatment.
Akers acknowledged the argument, the report said, but denied hitting her husband with the vacuum cleaner part. Because of Plagens’ statement and a visible injury, deputies arrested Akers and took her to the Pasco County jail, where she was being held Wednesday without bond.
It’s Pasco, what do you expect?
Just because she’s probably attractive doesn’t guarantee compatibility.