Hudson (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after reportedly leaving two small children in a hot car with a bag of meth while shopping at a Dollar Tree store. Full Story »
Holiday (WTFF) – A Florida woman is in jail after reportedly assaulting her geriatric husband. Full Story »
Port Richey (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after allegedly pointing a firearm at a Florida woman because she was texting and driving. Full Story »
New Port Richey (WTFF) – Deputies are searching for a missing gun that was accidentally left behind in a Burger King bathroom by a plainclothes detective. Full Story »
Zephyrhills (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for allegedly shooting a dog after the pooch pooped in his house on Sunday evening. Full Story »
New Port Richey (WTFF) – A transplant disrupted the trailer park on Kiowa Dr. when he nakedly ran into someone’s home and attacked them with a rake. Full Story »
Holiday (WTFF) – A Florida man driving a stolen vehicle around with his pet monkey was arrested. Full Story »
Pasco County (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for allegedly attacking some people with a sword after accusing them of stealing his socks. Full Story »
Pasco County (WTFF) – A Florida man who led deputies on a high speed chase was found hiding in a swamp. Full Story »
Pasco County (WTFF) – A woman in Florida was jailed for 5 months because of a failed field drug test administered by a Pasco County sheriff. The lab test took 7 months to come back, revealing it was only a vitamin. She was initially charged with trafficking oxycodone. Full Story »
This littler feller’ was found by a resident in Sable Ridge who called the Pasco Sheriff’s office who called a State Alligator Trapper to remove to 8.5-foot long reptile. Full Story »
New Port Richey (WTFF) – A woman was arrested after allegedly breaking into someone’s home, poking around their stuff, and then taking a bath. Full Story »
Hudson (WTFF) – Two gopher tortoises were caught on video fighting in Pasco County. Full Story »
Zephyrhills (WTFF) – A North Carolina native slashed another man with a machete after they got involved in a road rage incident. Full Story »
Holiday (WTFF) – A Pasco County man got robbed after replying to a sex ad on Craigslist. Full Story »
Port Richey (WTFF) – A casino shuttle boat caught on fire Sunday, forcing 50 casino-going passengers to jump into the cold Gulf of Mexico.
The boat never made it to the offshore casino ship, where gambling is technically legal. Full Story »
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. Full Story »
Port Richey (WTFF) – A Pasco County man was arrested after pulling out two guns and pistol whipping his neighbor. Full Story »
New Port Richey (WTFF) – A man was arrested after attempting to burglarize an unmarked Pasco County Sheriff’s vehicle.
Stephen Titland is the 49-year-old Florida Man in this case.
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Occupational hazards are no joke.
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HUDSON (FOX 13) – A man being beaten in a fast food parking lot had just been caught molesting a young girl, Pasco County deputies say.
It was just before midnight Monday when deputies were called to the McDonald’s on State Road 52 in Hudson. They had been told that a younger man was beating up an older man.
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ZEPHYRHILLS, Fla. – A Pasco County senior citizen and her son say the nursing home where she lives is denying her potential pain relief, by refusing to allow her to have the medical marijuana she has a legal prescription to take. Full Story »
NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (WFLA) — A Pasco County man is facing charges for hitting a person with his car following an argument involving bananas. Full Story »
“Stop hitting me!” cried out a Florida Man at 2am on Thursday.
Florida Woman Rebecca Lynn Phelps smacked him in retaliation to the request.
She screamed with anger and left red marks on his face. She then scratched him.
Blood dripped down from the scratch on his arm as he threatened to call 911.
Just two Floridians doing some late-night S&M? Nope, not in this case (that woulda been Tampa) …
This man was getting his ass kicked because he refused to have sex with her. Full Story »
OK, so Reuters fucked up the information, but thankfully a Facebook fan corrected us. This is actually in Land O’ Lakes, Florida at a clothing optional resort called “Caliente.”
Not everyone is cut out for babysitting.
Take Holiday, Florida man Jesus Martinez for an example.
He’s 27 years old, and like most people who have no real talent or interesting hobbies, he plays fantasy football to numb his miserable existence and fill his brain with irrelevant distractions.
While thumbing away mindlessly at his draft picks, a 6-year-old in the house snapped him back to reality and reminded him of something very important… Full Story »
NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. – Five known felons were arrested in Pasco County after an undercover investigation unveiled countless illegal activities including hundreds of pages of American Nazi Family propaganda. Full Story »
PASCO COUNTY, FL (WFLA) — Eva Brennan is accused of trying to kill her estranged husband by torching his bed as he slept.
But, her intended victim is defending her and doesn’t believe investigator’s version of what happened. Full Story »
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PASCO COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) — A Pasco County woman was charged with attempted murder after deputies say she set her estranged husband’s bed on fire while he was sleeping in it.
James Brennan, age 58, told investigators that he is estranged from his wife Eva Brennan, age 48, who no longer lives with him at his home in New Port Richey.
James said that on Wednesday, a female was visiting his house when Eva stopped by. During her visit, Eva told him she was angry that another woman was at the house. Eva left the house in the early evening and then James went to sleep in his bed. Full Story »
The dating pool here is slim… Full Story »
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute.
Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected right is clear and viewed my many as absolute. Floridians For Freedom believes adults right to whole plant cannabis should be comparable and hopes you agree. Full Story »
PORT RICHEY, Fla. – A 25-year-old Florida woman accused of having sex with an 11-year-old boy was arrested on a slew of new charges Tuesday.
Police arrested Marissa Ashley Mowry outside the Busch Gardens theme park in Tampa where she works as a food vendor, according to the Tampa Bay Times. Full Story »
PASCO COUNTY, Fla. – A man sought by Pasco County sheriff’s deputies and known as Bazooka Ricky was off the streets Saturday, officials said. Full Story »