It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem

(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »

Pasco County Man Beats Alleged Child Molester

Spencer Joyce
HUDSON (FOX 13) – A man being beaten in a fast food parking lot had just been caught molesting a young girl, Pasco County deputies say. It was just before midnight Monday when deputies were called to the McDonald’s on State Road 52 in Hudson. They had been told that a younger man was beating […] »

Naked Hurricane Party

A man rides a bike past a bar with boarded up windows ahead for the arrival of Hurricane Irma in Tampa
OK, so Reuters fucked up the information, but thankfully a Facebook fan corrected us. This is actually in Land O’ Lakes, Florida at a clothing optional resort called “Caliente.” »

Florida Man loses 2-year-old while playing fantasy football

babysitter fantasy football
Not everyone is cut out for babysitting. Take Holiday, Florida man Jesus Martinez for an example. He’s 27 years old, and like most people who have no real talent or interesting hobbies, he plays fantasy football to numb his miserable existence and fill his brain with irrelevant distractions. While thumbing away mindlessly at his draft […] »

Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up

Let's Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »