Dania Beach (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after reportedly farting at Dollar General and pulling a knife on a Florida man who complained about it. Full Story »
Hudson (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after reportedly leaving two small children in a hot car with a bag of meth while shopping at a Dollar Tree store. Full Story »
Gainesville (WTFF) – Thirteen Floridians were taken to area hospitals after consuming “spice.” Four were arrested. Full Story »
Holiday (WTFF) – A Florida woman is in jail after reportedly assaulting her geriatric husband. Full Story »
Holly Hill (WTFF) – A Florida woman reportedly threw a beer mug at a Florida man’s head after he complained about her being in the bathroom too long. Full Story »
Fort Myers (WTFF) – A Florida man and a Florida woman were arrested for a wildly romantic romp that took place on a sidewalk in broad daylight. Full Story »
Leesburg (WTFF) – A Florida woman is being investigated by DCF after being seen on video shoving her 3-year-old son’s head into a toilet. Full Story »
Sanford (WTFF) – A Florida woman has been arrested for attempting to carjack an 80-year-old woman at Burger King. Full Story »
Fort Pierce (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly giving his girlfriend a “wet willy.”
47-year-old Joseph Sireci is facing a battery charge for the Aug. 15 “wet willy” attack, according to an arrest affidavit collected by TC Palm.
The girlfriend told St. Lucie County sheriff’s that Sireci was drunk on the living room floor when she got home from work.
She grabbed her daughter and her boyfriend and went to another home, where the Florida Man “continued to drink and be belligerent,” according to the arrest report.
While going home, she told police that Sireci grabbed her and pulled her arm.
He “continued by giving her a ‘wet willy’ sticking his finger in her ear.”
The daughter confirmed what happened.
Sireci said he wasn’t drunk, but refused to give a written statement.
Old Media went ape over this story. It’s not every day that domestic abuse is funny. An arrest affidavit that mentions a “wet willy” is a glorious click-bait ingredient.Collecting the shekels, MSM bringing you the important news
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Ocala (WTFF) – A Florida couple has been arrested after police raided their trailer. Full Story »
Altoona (WTFF) – A Central Florida couple’s several day long argument resulted in the arrest of a Florida woman. Full Story »
St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida woman arrested for stealing from Walmart was caught free-basing in the back of the police cruiser. Full Story »
Minneola (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after busting windows and damaging property in her boyfriend’s home, while naked, of course. Full Story »
Morgan Denise Jameson [LCSO]Leesburg (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested for battery after reportedly punching and kicking a Burger King employee over being “ignored” in the drive-thru. Full Story »
Cape Canaveral (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly giving her step-father a handjob/blowjob in public on a park bench. He was arrested too. Full Story »
(WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after reportedly attempting to abduct a 5-year-old boy and a 7-year-old girl. Full Story »
Port Richey (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after allegedly pointing a firearm at a Florida woman because she was texting and driving. Full Story »
Columbia County (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after failing to appear in court for an aggravated battery charge. Full Story »
Panama City (WTFF) – An argument in North Florida between a mother and her son led to a shooting. Full Story »
Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida woman and a Florida man are facing two child neglect charges each after getting obliterated at Gator’s Dockside with their child. Full Story »
Gainesville (WTFF) – Twenty-four new guns are on the street today, thanks to 77-year-old Lola Brady, 63-year-old Joe Caruso, and a couple of robbers. Full Story »
Astor (WTFF) – Two Florida Womans were arrested for meth in a trailer home they nailed shut. Full Story »
Umatilla (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after reportedly biting her boyfriend during a dispute. Full Story »
St. Augustine (WTFF) – A Florida woman named Crystal Methvin was arrested for meth, along with a Florida man, Douglas Nickerson. Full Story »
Fort Pierece (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly crashing into a St. Lucie County sheriff’s patrol car at the jail. Full Story »
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Florida woman allegedly battered her boyfriend after he said it was too hot to cuddle. Full Story »
Largo (WTFF) – A Florida couple reportedly stole a motorized shopping cart from a Largo Walmart and drove it to a bar. Full Story »
Tallahassee (WTFF) – A Florida woman has been accused of pulling a gun out on a shopper outside of a Leon County Publix. Full Story »
Ocala (WTFF) – A Florida woman is in jail after causing crash that killed a 60-year-old woman, according to the FHP. Full Story »
Santa Rosa Beach (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after spray painting her boyfriend’s full name at a park. Full Story »
Eustis (WTFF) – Two Florida Natives were arrested for GTA and drug charges after being found sleeping in a stolen vehicle in front of someone’s home on a dirt road. Full Story »
St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida woman called 911 twice to get beer, according to police. Full Story »
St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested at Tropicana Field after allegedly trying to start a paper towel holder on fire. Full Story »
Clearwater Beach (WTFF) – A drunk Florida couple got married on the beach and started fighting each other after the wedding, reportedly. Full Story »