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Category: Crime

The chronicles of Florida Man and Florida Woman.

Anti-Masker Pulls Gun On Walmart Shopper

Royal Palm Beach (WTFF) – An unmasked Florida man brandished a firearm and threatened the life of a masked man in Walmart during an apparent argument. »
Location: Palm Beach
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Coronavirus, Florida Man, Guns, Walmart8 Comments
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Florida Man Intentionally Coughs on Retail Employee, Complains Social Distancing is ‘Getting Out of Hand’

Orange City (WTFF) – In the midst of the COVID-19 outbreak and 30-day stay at home mandate, a Florida man was arrested for aggravated assault after intentionally coughing on a store employee, deputies say. »
Location: Volusia
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Assault, Coronavirus, Florida Man8 Comments
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Florida Considers On-Site Religious Services an ‘Essential Activity’ During COVID-19 Quarantine

Florida (WTFF) – Physical churches, synagogues and houses of worship are to remain open to the public during the coronavirus outbreak, according to an Executive Order released on April 1, 2020 by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. »
Location: Hillsborough
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Coronavirus, Fanatical Religions, Religions2 Comments
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Florida Man Masturbates to Porn in Library

Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly masturbating in a public library while watching pornography on one of the computers. »
Location: Lake
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Battery, Florida Man, Masturbation, Public Masturbation, Running5 Comments
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Burglars Arrested, One Tries Hiding in Gopher Tortoise Hole

Melrose (WTFF) – Two Florida men were arrested after a home was burglarized. »
Location: Putnam
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Burglary, Florida Man, Meth, Pills, Stealing, Tortoises1 Comment
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Florida Man Dumps Bucket of Cow Manure on Victim

Crystal Springs (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after deputies say he dumped a bucket of cow manure on a person. »
Location: Hillsborough, Polk
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Farms, Poop, Violence3 Comments
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Elderly Florida Man Points Gun & Knife at Escort, Assaults Her

Naples (WTFF) – A 71-year-old man was arrested for threatening and assaulting a woman he met on a sugar daddy website. »
Location: Collier
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Assault, Guns, Knives, Old People, Prostitution1 Comment
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Florida Man Pulls Gun on Drive-Thru Honker

"I’ll kill anybody in here!" he said after being honked at in a Burger King drive-thru. »
Location: Manatee
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Anger, Fast Food, Guns, Road Rage3 Comments
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Convicted Sex Offender Strikes Again

Jason Minton Wanted For Sexual Battery From a post made by Sheriff Mike Chitwood. UPDATE – Jason Minton turned himself in at his attorney’s office tonight »
Location: Volusia
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Battery, Injustice, Lawyers, Rape2 Comments
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Florida Men Pour Beer in Gator’s Mouth

Palm City (WTFF) – Two Florida men were arrested for unlawfully taking an alligator. »
Location: Martin
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Alligators, Animal Abuse, Beer, Florida Man, Rednecks, Wildlife3 Comments
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Drunk Florida Woman Masturbates in Walmart Parking Lot

Barefoot Bay (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested in the Walmart parking lot on Malabar Road after customers dialed 911, according to the Palm Bay Police Department. »
Location: Brevard
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Alcohol, Drunk, Florida Woman, Masturbation, Public Masturbation, Walmart12 Comments
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Drunk Florida Pair Have Make-Up Sex in Random Yard

Key West (WTFF) – A Florida couple was arrested after reportedly having sex in a woman’s yard. »
Location: Monroe
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Alcohol, Drunk, Florida Couple, Florida Man, Florida Woman, Public Sex, Sex, Trespassing1 Comment
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Knife-Wielding Florida Teen Chases Grandpa After Being Denied More Tomatoes at Dinner

Callahan (WTFF) – A Florida teen reportedly chased her grandfather with a knife after being told she was not allowed to eat any more tomatoes. »
Location: Nassau
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Family, Florida Teen, Knives, Old People10 Comments
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Florida Man Arrested After Bringing a Knife to a Shovel Fight

Cantonment (WTFF) – A verbal argument reportedly led to two men arming themselves with shovels before one of them pulled out a knife. »
Location: Escambia
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Fighting, Florida Man, Knives, Shovels1 Comment
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Topless Florida Woman Bicycling Down Center of Highway Arrested for Stealing Flip Flops

Okaloosa Island (WTFF) – A Florida Woman seen bicycling topless down the center of Highway 98 turned out to be a shoplifting suspect making her getaway. »
Location: Okaloosa
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Bicycles, Flip Flops, Florida Woman, Naked, Stealing6 Comments
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Florida Pair Have Sex in Cop Car After Bicycle DUI Arrests

Nassau County (WTFF) – A Florida man and a Florida woman reportedly had sex in a patrol car after they were arrested for drunkenly riding their bikes. »
Location: Nassau
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Alcohol, Bicycles, DUI, Florida Man, Florida Pair, Florida Woman, Public Sex, Sex1 Comment
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Florida Man Accused of Spying on Bathing Woman

Milton (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after deputies say he used a mirror to spy on a woman while she bathed. »
Location: Santa Rosa
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Bathing, Florida Man, Peeping3 Comments
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Homeless Florida Man Reportedly Throws Raw Hamburger Meat on Car

Cocoa (WTFF) – A homeless Florida man was arrested after allegedly throwing raw hamburger meat on the hood of another man’s car. »
Location: Brevard
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Cars, Florida Man, Food Assault, Homelessness1 Comment
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Final Defendant in Shark Dragging Case Will Serve 10 Days in Jail

Sarasota (WTFF) – The final defendant in the case involving a shark dragging video has taken a plea deal. »
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Animal Abuse, Shark Case1 Comment
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Homeless Florida Man’s Delusional Vandalism Spree Makes Great Headlines

Okaloosa Island (WTFF) – A homeless man with apparent mental illness was arrested for reportedly vandalizing at least twenty cars in a parking lot, resulting in a mass media click-bait frenzy. »
Location: Okaloosa
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Florida Man, Homelessness, Mainstream Media, Mental Illness, Vandalism1 Comment
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Florida Teen Reportedly Steals Parent’s Debit Card to Pay for Their Assassination

Umatilla (WTFF) – A 17-year-old Florida girl has been charged with Criminal Solicitation for Murder after deputies say she paid two different individuals to have parents killed. »
Location: Lake
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Cocaine, Drugs, Florida Girl, Hitmen1 Comment
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Florida Man Throws Urine at Prosecutor

Fort Lauderdale (WTFF) – A convict awaiting sentencing threw “urine fluid all over” the prosecutor, police say. »
Location: Broward
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Domestic Abuse, Florida Man, Guns, UrineLeave a comment
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Drunk Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself, Blames it on Robber

Ocala (WTFF) – A convicted felon was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison after an investigation revealed that he was in possession of a firearm and ammunition. »
Location: Marion
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Accidental Gunfire, Accidental Shooting, Drunk, Florida Man, Guns, Lying3 Comments
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Gun Stolen During Masked Orgy

Deltona (WTFF) – A 9mm Glock was stolen from a bedroom during a sex party in which guests wore masks and used code names. »
Location: Volusia
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Guns, Orgies, Sex, Stealing2 Comments
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Kinky Castration Lands Florida Man in Jail

Sebring (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly performing a castration on a willing participant. »
Location: Highlands
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Castration, Florida Man, Sex3 Comments
Crime

Drunk Florida Man Steals Walmart Scooter

St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida man has been accused of stealing a courtesy scooter from a Walmart on Friday night. »
Location: Pinellas
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Drunk, Florida Man, Scooters, Stealing, WalmartLeave a comment
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Florida Man Throws Urine at Man Who Passed Drug Test

Hudson (WTFF) – A Pasco County man was arrested after deputies say he threw a cup of urine on an acquaintance because he was angry that a drug test came back clean. »
Location: Pasco
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Assault, Drugs, Florida Man, Urine1 Comment
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Florida Man Drives Golf Cart Through Walmart

Gibsonton (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after crashing his golf cart into a Walmart on Thursday, according to the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office. »
Location: Hillsborough
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Alcohol, Anger, Florida Man, Golf Carts, Old People, WalmartLeave a comment
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Florida Man Pulls Gun on Delivery Men for Being Late

Manatee County (WTFF) – A Florida man pulled a gun on delivery men because his furniture didn’t arrive on time. »
Location: Manatee
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Anger, Florida Man, GunsLeave a comment
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Florida Man Reportedly Pulls Gun on Woman Who Refused to Try His Vape Pen at McDonald’s

St. Augustine (WTFF) – A Florida man is behind bars after deputies say he pulled a gun on a woman at McDonald’s after she refused to try his vape pen. »
Location: St. Johns
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Fast Food, Florida Man, Guns, Vaping1 Comment
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Wanted Florida Man Gives Cops His Brother’s Name, Who Also Had a Warrant

Bradenton (WTFF) – A Florida man with a warrant out for his arrest gave cops his brother’s name in an effort to avoid incarceration. Turns out his brother was wanted too. »
Location: Manatee
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Bad Decisions, Florida Man, Lying3 Comments
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Florida Man Steals Around 75 Pool Floats For Sex, ‘Instead of Raping Women’

Palm Bay (WTFF) – A Florida man accused of stealing multiple pool floats told police that he has sex with the inflatables instead of raping women. »
Location: Brevard
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Bicycles, Florida Man, Perverts, Pools, Sex, Stealing1 Comment
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Florida Transplant Gropes a Mother, Tells Her Husband: ‘Go Back to the Country You Came From’

Tarpon Springs (WTFF) – A Polk County woman was arrested for battery after groping a woman in front of her 6-year-old daughter and telling her husband to “go back” to his country. »
Location: Pasco, Pinellas
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Alcohol, Drunk, Florida Woman, Groping, Old People, Racism, Transplants2 Comments
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Five Guys Fight at Five Guys

Stuart (WTFF) – Five Florida guys were arrested after a fight broke out in Five Guys. »
Location: Martin
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Fast Food, Fighting, Florida ManLeave a comment
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Naked Florida Man Found in Dollar Tree Bathroom With Meth and Heroin

Cape Coral (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after police say they found him naked with drugs inside a bathroom at Dollar Tree. »
Location: Lee
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Dollar Tree, Drugs, Florida Man, Heroin, Meth, Naked2 Comments
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Florida Man Chops Penis Off Wife’s Lover

Bell (WTFF) – A Florida man used a pair of scissors to cut off the penis of a man he suspected of sleeping with his wife, deputies say. »
Location: Gilchrist
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Florida Man, Guns, Jealousy, Knives3 Comments
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Florida Man Kicks Naked Wife Out of Car Before Torching It

Pensacola (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested on battery and arson charges for reportedly leaving his naked wife at the side of a highway after a beach trip and setting her car on fire. »
Location: Escambia
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Arson, Beaches, Domestic Abuse, Naked, RednecksLeave a comment
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Masturbating Florida Man “Looking for Girls” Arrested Twice in One Weekend With Meth and Coke

Leesburg (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested twice in one weekend for prowling with meth on Saturday, and masturbating in a gas station with coke on Sunday. »
Location: Lake
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Drugs, Florida Man, Gas Stations, Hotels, Meth, Perverts, Public Masturbation11 Comments
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Florida Man Tries Getting Out of Prison Early by Threatening 9/11 Style Terror Attacks

Milton (WTFF) – A Florida inmate was arrested after reportedly making written threats of terrorism. »
Location: Santa Rosa
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Bombs, Death Threats, Florida Man, Prison1 Comment
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Drunk Florida Man Reportedly Urinates in Front of Villagers at Gator’s Dockside

The Villages (WTFF) – An intoxicated Florida man was arrested after reportedly urinating on a light pole in front of a Gator’s Dockside restaurant in the world’s largest retirement community. »
Location: Lake
Category: CrimeFlorida Tags: Alcohol, Drunk, Florida Man, Old People, Public Urination, The Villages, Transplants9 Comments
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