Holly Hill (WTFF) – A Florida woman reportedly threw a beer mug at a Florida man’s head after he complained about her being in the bathroom too long. Full Story »
Daytona Beach (WTFF) – A Florida man was shot on Friday night during an argument about a tattoo. Full Story »
Palm Coast (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested and charged with a felony after cleaning up some weed from a beach in Flagler County. Full Story »
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Florida man was put in jail for masturbating in public. Full Story »
Fort Myers (WTFF) – A Florida man and a Florida woman were arrested for a wildly romantic romp that took place on a sidewalk in broad daylight. Full Story »
Palm Coast (WTFF) – A Florida man is behind bars after reportedly attacking a woman and her son over a “Twinkie the Kid” figurine, the mascot for Twinkies. Full Story »
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man arrested on a DUI charge started singing Journey on his way to jail. Full Story »
Cleveland, FL (WTFF) – A corrections officer has resigned after getting caught stealing candy from the Charlotte County Jail commissary. Full Story »
Avon Park (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after deputies found him sleeping inside of a vehicle full of stolen items. Full Story »
Miami Beach (WTFF) – Two Catholic Priests were arrested after being caught in a sexual act with each other in a car near a Miami Beach playground on Monday. Full Story »
Miami (WTFF) – An “illegal” party boat got busted by the feds. Full Story »
St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after allegedly throwing a bucket of feces and urine onto the floor of a 7-Eleven. Full Story »
Key West (WTFF) – A Republican from Pompano Beach was arrested after reportedly punching a bouncer and kicking a patron while shouting gay slurs at a gay bar on Duval Street. Full Story »
Sanford (WTFF) – A Florida woman has been arrested for attempting to carjack an 80-year-old woman at Burger King. Full Story »
Fort Pierce (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly giving his girlfriend a “wet willy.”
47-year-old Joseph Sireci is facing a battery charge for the Aug. 15 “wet willy” attack, according to an arrest affidavit collected by TC Palm.
The girlfriend told St. Lucie County sheriff’s that Sireci was drunk on the living room floor when she got home from work.
She grabbed her daughter and her boyfriend and went to another home, where the Florida Man “continued to drink and be belligerent,” according to the arrest report.
While going home, she told police that Sireci grabbed her and pulled her arm.
He “continued by giving her a ‘wet willy’ sticking his finger in her ear.”
The daughter confirmed what happened.
Sireci said he wasn’t drunk, but refused to give a written statement.
Old Media went ape over this story. It’s not every day that domestic abuse is funny. An arrest affidavit that mentions a “wet willy” is a glorious click-bait ingredient.Collecting the shekels, MSM bringing you the important news
Orlando (WTFF) – A Florida man is dead after being chased into a retention pond by cops. Full Story »
Orlando (WTFF) – A Florida man is in jail after reportedly shooting up the home of someone who left a bad review about the restaurant that his roommate’s mother owns. Full Story »
Ocala (WTFF) – A Florida couple has been arrested after police raided their trailer. Full Story »
Gainesville (WTFF) – A Florida man is behind bars after showing up at Krispy Kreme and reportedly demanding money and donuts. Full Story »
Groveland (WTFF) – A Florida man driving around with no pants and no license is facing several drug charges. Full Story »
Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida man reportedly stole a bicycle resting outside of a Goodwill store and posted it for sale on Facebook using his personal account. Full Story »
Tampa (WTFF) – The two men facing animal cruelty charges in the infamous shark dragging case will have another two months until their next court date. Full Story »
Orlando (WTFF) – A white Republican doctor from Florida came to an airport with a baggie of weed and complained that he was being “treated like a black person” while being arrested. Full Story »
Clermont (WTFF) – A 17-year-old Florida teen was arrested after causing a disturbance at South Lake Hospital on Tuesday night. Full Story »
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A Pennsylvania woman was arrested after reportedly attacking two hotel employees after being asked to prove that she was a guest. Full Story »
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Florida man who shot and killed an unarmed father over a parking lot dispute is now being charged with manslaughter. Full Story »
Gainesville (WTFF) – A Florida transient was arrested on Thursday for a couple death threats he made back in 2016. Full Story »
Altoona (WTFF) – A Central Florida couple’s several day long argument resulted in the arrest of a Florida woman. Full Story »
Tampa (WTFF) – A butthurt snowflake was arrested after showing up to his friend’s house and shooting him in the thigh and butt cheek after arguing about politics on Cuckbook. Full Story »
Mascotte (WTFF) – A Florida Transplant was arrested after reportedly beating and threatening his girlfriend. Full Story »
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Florida man carried a gator tucked under his arm while going on a beer run. Full Story »
Milton (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly shooting at a camper for tossing a cigarette on the ground. Full Story »
St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida woman arrested for stealing from Walmart was caught free-basing in the back of the police cruiser. Full Story »
Minneola (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after busting windows and damaging property in her boyfriend’s home, while naked, of course. Full Story »
Leesburg (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for trespassing after shouting racial slurs at a clerk who asked him to pay for his coffee. Full Story »
Umatilla (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after driving his pickup truck while intoxicated. Full Story »
Stuart (WTFF) – A Floridian is facing a felony and three misdemeanors after reportedly mooning people in Target and having a little weed at his house. Full Story »
Savannah, GA (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested in our neighboring state after grabbing the buttocks of a waitress who immediately tackled him. Full Story »