To be fair though, yes, Florida’s fucked up, but have you seen America lately?
Ocala, Florida: Home of the Dopest Drive-Thrus.
From the WTF_Florida subreddit.
Like mother, like daughter. Like father, like son. Like country, like state.
Florida’s fucked up, but the United States is far more fucked up than our little peninsula.
There’s a lot of reasons for the rest of the world to laugh at us and accuse the U.S. of being crazy.
That being said, just like United States citizens constantly flock into Florida despite talking shit about us all the time, people from other countries just can’t resist coming to America.
The United States is the Florida of the world.
The massive, toxic algae bloom currently swirling around the peninsula of Florida has its origins in an ongoing cycle of political manipulations, kickbacks, loosening of environmental and water regulations, an aging water-transfer infrastructure in and around Lake Okeechobee, and a Governor in the pocket of Big Sugar. It all adds up to one vicious chain, and guess who gets to foot the bill?
Cartoon by Ed Hall.
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