Jacksonville (WFLA/CNN) – A Florida man is calling himself “The Beast” after fighting back against a home intruder and taking gruesome action to keep him subdued until police showed up. Full Story »
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Florida man’s claim that his McDonald’s drink was spiked with a Tide Pod went somewhat viral. Full Story »
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A fight broke out between two people in the gym of Ribault High School, leading to a massive brawl as trespassers joined the fight. (more…)-->
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A fight broke out between two people in the gym of Ribault High School, leading to a massive brawl as trespassers joined the fight. Full Story »
Spotted in Jacksonville by a Florida man.
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Floridian found an inappropriate question in his daughter’s homework. Duval county school officials have blamed it on “another teacher in the district.” Full Story »
Jacksonville (WTFF) – An alligator crawled out of its swamp to hang out on the shoulder of I-295 near the exit to J. Turner Butler Boulevard. Full Story »
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Florida Woman filmed a six-foot-long rattlesnake in portrait mode as a nearby Florida Man narrated. Here is the video: Full Story »
Jacksonville (WTFF) – Residents who evacuated their condo because of a suspicious package were relieved and pleasured to find out that it was only a dildo resting firmly inside. Full Story »
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Floridian was able to defend himself during an armed home invasion by pulling out his own guns and shooting at the intruders.
“They messed with the wrong house,” said the homeowner to Action News Jax, wearing a menacing eye patch and all black attire.
The two men put a gun to his face and forced him inside his living room.
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A man was arrested after allegedly hiding a a tiny camera in a shower loofah. Full Story »
Jackonsville (WTFF) – A woman accidentally set her home on fire and killed her 13-year-old Chihuahua. Full Story »
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. Full Story »
A Green Cove Springs man took a stand against freedom of speech by exercising his 1st Amendment rights on Sunday.
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North Florida is mostly known for shootouts, meth, and inbreeding. Positive traits such as social science, compassion, and intelligence are hardly ever found there. North Florida is also known for its rampant racism, because the further north you go here, the deeper in the south you are.
So, when two freshmen students at UNF berated a group of people exercising their constitutional right to free speech, they were simply marking their territory and verifying this stereotype.
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A Duval County teacher is suspended without pay after students allegedly flashed their breasts and twerked in his classroom. Full Story »
On Monday, September 11, 2017 an unknown male suspect became involved in a physical altercation with a 66 year old female victim at Texaco located at 7148 Philips Highway. The suspect punched the victim in the face and she fell to the ground. The victim sustained a serious head injury and is now in critical condition. Full Story »
Meanwhile at a Jacksonville Jaguars game…
Two men were arrested in Jacksonville for trying to steal a power utility pole after Hurricane Irma. Full Story »
Just in case you’re interested, here’s the original link:
do you need a place to ride out storm (jacksonville)
hello ladys single man here looking for any single women needing a place to stay in Jacksonville to ride out the hericane i live alone but hate to sleep alone its more fun to cuddle hold someone i dont smoke drink or do drugs but 420 friendly.i have a clean home with room to spare im white 5 8 160 blue eyes and lonely ive always wanted to be with 2 women at once so we can work something out lol you must respond with picture and tell me what you want to do or looking for if youre looking for something long term with a good man 50 dont look it or act it lol no picture no reply i like younger women age is just a number if you send a phone nuber with your picture ill call you not text call if i cant talk to you im not interested plain and simple too old for games
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height: 5’8″ (172cm)
For the first time in state history, Florida is expecting to execute a white man Thursday for killing a black person — and it plans to do so with the help of a drug that has never been used before in any U.S. execution.
Barring a stay, Mark Asay, 53, is scheduled to die by lethal injection after 6 p.m. Asay was convicted by a jury of two racially motivated, premeditated murders in Jacksonville in 1987. Full Story »
A Southside Jacksonville man says a pack of coyotes attacked two of his donkeys on Friday.
Donald Hart says this is a coyote injured one of the donkeys so badly, it had to be put down.
The other donkey was also badly injured and is still roaming around scared. They want to capture her and take her to safety.
A trail of paw prints are from the animal that injured the donkey, according to the owner. Full Story »
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Spotted in Jacksonville, FL at Butler Blvd. Full Story »
JACKSONVILLE BEACH, Fla. – Jaxon Social tried to cover up a health inspector’s sign temporarily shutting the restaurant down, the Department of Business and Professional Regulation confirms.
The Jacksonville Beach restaurant has been shut down because of a roach infestation since July 18.
A former employee sent Action News Jax a photo showing a handwritten sign covering up the orange one left on the door by inspectors.
The handwritten sign said “Closed for technical difficulties.” Full Story »
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute.
Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected right is clear and viewed my many as absolute. Floridians For Freedom believes adults right to whole plant cannabis should be comparable and hopes you agree. Full Story »
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – A Jacksonville man accidentally shot himself in the penis early Friday morning when he sat on a gun in the driver’s seat of his car, police said.
The 38-year-old man was taken to Memorial Hospital by a woman, who told police that the man was sitting in his Nissan Altima by himself and came into their home on Freedom Crossing Trail in a panic and ran straight to the bathroom.
She said she followed him and saw that he had a gunshot wound to his penis, so she took him to the hospital, where he underwent surgery. Full Story »
The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office is reviewing video of an officer’s heated interaction with a man cited for crossing the street illegally.
Action News Jax brought the video to JSO — and spoke with the man who shot the footage.
It happened Tuesday near the intersection of Arlington and Lillian Roads. The man involved crossed the street with the red hand up — which is against the law. Full Story »
Jacksonville officers are looking for a man accused of shooting a Popeyes employee in the leg Wednesday night.
According to the police report, officers were called to Popeyes Chicken on North Edgewood Avenue at about 9 p.m. in reference to an employee who was shot in the leg.
Officers interviewed the restaurant’s employees, who said a man pulled up to the restaurant in a dark-colored pickup truck.
The man tried to place an order inside the restaurant but had to order at the drive-thru because the store was closed, employees said.
The man ordered his food but was upset that his meal “cost too much.” He drove from the drive-thru but stopped his car in front of the store. The police report said the employees were in the lobby when the man entered the restaurant.
An employee said the man walked up to another employee, punched him in the face and shot him once.
The man fled the scene.
The injured employee was taken to UF Health with non life-threatening injuries.
Officers are looking for the man and believe he was last seen in an older-model Ford pickup truck with a standard cab and a tool box in the back.
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – A couple has been arrested after police found six containers of methamphetamine in the remains of a recreational vehicle that burned up Wednesday morning in an RV park along Philips Highway, according to the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office.
Jaclyn Jirout, 24, was arrested Wednesday on a charge of arson in the hours after firefighters had put out the blaze at the Fleetwood Mobile Home and RV Park. Full Story »
A senior citizen was arrested at a Florida massage parlor after an undercover sting, the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office said in a report.
Sun Hee Gribat, 70, was arrested Tuesday at Jax Therapy after she offered a sex act after a massage, JSO said.
The hour-long massage cost $70, JSO said, and an additional service in the form of a sex act was offered for another $60, the police report said.
Gribat, listed as a non-resident with a Missouri driver’s license, was charged with prostitution and practicing massage therapy without a license.
Priorities…Ain’t that love? These two went out with a bang…
This 30-year-old Jacksonville local, Leanne Hunn, was cooped up in a mobile home with her boo thang, 34-year-old Ryan Patrick Bautista. This guy was wanted by the police, who showed up at the trailer park to arrest him. The cops tried getting in for 45 minutes, and even called Leanne on the telephone..
She told the cops to wait, because she wanted to finish having sex with Ryan “one last time” before they arrested him… So in a stunning moment of white privilege, our good ‘ol boys in blue let them finish. The SWAT team then showed up and our lovers were arrested and charged with resisting arrest and false imprisonment.
This really is a beautiful story though. I think anyone facing jail time would add a couple extra resisting arrest months to bust a nut.
So even though Florida is a giant shit hole full of trailer parks, at least there is still love…
These two put the Fuck in What the Fuck. Thank you Florida Woman and Florida Man, your bravery and dedication will be honored all over crappy news sites like this one, forever.