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Hurricane Dorian Survival Tips
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Category: Nature
Nature and Wildlife… think “gators, snakes, and bears.” Florida Man is wildlife too, but his antics are found in the “crime” section.
Hurricane Dorian Headed Towards Florida
Florida (WTFF) – Hurricane Dorian is en route to slam our peninsula this weekend. »
Over 250,000 Gallons of Raw Sewage Spill at Wastewater Treatment Facility
Longwood (WTFF) – A broken force main caused around 252,700 gallons of raw sewage to release at a wastewater treatment facility in Seminole County. »
Anthropogenic Climate Change is Real. Fuck You.
Florida (WTFF) – Deadly climate change is real, and has been exasperated by humans under Capitalism to the benefit of an elite few. »
200 Gallons of Sulfuric Acid Spilled After Pipeline Leak at Mosaic
Mulberry (WTFF) – Approximately 200 gallons of sulfuric acid was released last Tuesday after a pipeline leaked at Mosaic’s New Wales facility. »
Gator Captured After Burglarizing Home
Clearwater (WTFF) – An alligator was captured after breaking through windows to enter a home. »
These F*ckers Are Back
Florida (WTFF) – We’re at the cusp of Lovebug season again, as Floridians and tourists are reporting sightings of the flying f*ckers all over the peninsula. »
Iguana Rescued From Fort Lauderdale Toilet
Fort Lauderdale (WTFF) – A Florida man dialed 911 after opening his toilet lid and finding a lizard inside the bowl. »
Cat 4 Florence Fixin’ to Fly Past Florida
Florida (WTFF) – Hey y’all, that hurricane ain’t gonna hit us none. »
Alpaca dies after motorist repeatedly fed him junk food
Fleming Island (WTFF) – The search is on for a man who fed a young alpaca to his death. »
To those who say it’s ‘just natural red tide’
It’s more than just “red tide,” a naturally-occurring microscopic alga that has been documented along Florida’s Gulf Coast since the 1840’s. Floridians are upset about the overall treatment of our environment. Mainstream media tends to downplay the effect of dumping phosphorus-laden pollutants into our ecological water system. Water moves freely along the peninsula, carrying all its […] »
Florida Man Pair Dump a Gator into Wawa on Friday Night
Lakewood Ranch (WTFF) – Two “Florida Mans” dropped off an injured alligator inside a Wawa store around 2:30 am on Friday. »
Floridian Attacked by Monkey in Home Depot
Okeechobee (WTFF) – A pet spider monkey attacked a Home Depot employee on Monday. »
Alberto Slams the Panhandle
Panama City Beach (WTFF) – Subtropical Storm Alberto is splashing up news stories all over the Panhandle. »
Burmese Pythons Found Having Massive Orgy
“It was a frenzy,” said wildlife biologist Ian Bartoszek of the Conservancy of Southwest Florida. »
Gator Chills on 295 in Jacksonville
Jacksonville (WTFF) – An alligator crawled out of its swamp to hang out on the shoulder of I-295 near the exit to J. Turner Butler Boulevard. »
Florida Man Narrates Rattlesnake Discovery as Florida Woman Films
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Florida Woman filmed a six-foot-long rattlesnake in portrait mode as a nearby Florida Man narrated. Here is the video: »
Longwood Bear Gets Scolded for Raiding Fridge
Longwood, FL (WTFF) – A black bear got yelled at for opening a homeowner’s refrigerator in Wekiwa Springs. »
Charlotte County Golf Ball Retriever Gets Chomped by a Gator
So, in Florida we actually pay some of our unfortunate Natives to dive into alligator-infested water to retrieve golf balls erroneously launched by snowbirds. »
Mosquitoes forced to feed off diseased rats because of pythons taking over the Everglades
It now appears that two of Florida’s worst environmental issues have joined forces. Invasive Burmese pythons are disrupting the Everglades to the point where mammals are now extremely scarce, and mosquitoes are forced to feed off rats that carry dangerous viruses. A new study published in the journal Biology Letters from the University of Florida […] »
Florida bears becoming more active as winter nears
GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) — Florida officials are reminding rural residents that bears are becoming more active as they try to add calories in preparation for winter. »
7-foot gator goes for a swim in a neighbor’s pool in Lithia
LITHIA, FL (WFLA) – A Florida family woke up Wednesday morning to find an uninvited guest in their pool, a big alligator. »
