Panama City (WTFF) – An argument in North Florida between a mother and her son led to a shooting. Full Story »
Youngstown (WTFF) – A Florida man wielding a hammer was brought down by a veteran Bay County Sheriff’s deputy armed with canned goods. Full Story »
Panama City Beach (WTFF) – Subtropical Storm Alberto is splashing up news stories all over the Panhandle. Full Story »
Panama City (WTFF) – A Florida man was busted with about 90 pounds of panties while being served a warrant. Full Story »
Panama City (WTFF) – A Florida man and his 19-year-old daughter are in jail for allegedly committing incest. Full Story »
Tampa (WTFF) – A man from Panama City Beach tried stealing two planes from the Peter O. Knight Airport in Tampa, but ended up crashing a fuel truck into a hangar and getting arrested. Full Story »
Walton County (WTFF) – Florida Man was arrested after a witness identified him as the man who stole a package from the victim’s porch. Full Story »
There was once this young girl who became very sick, and her condition became so bad that everyone thought she was dead. This was before the time of embalming. Some ladies came and fixed the girl, put her in her casket, and then they had her funeral. Full Story »
Panama City (WTFF) – Some guy in Panama City has converted his home into a place that offers a “90 day feminizing boot camp” taught by “wealthy men” to “25-40 year olds” with “shattered dreams.” Full Story »
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. Full Story »
(WTFF) – We regrettably inform our dear Floridians that MTV is coming to The Panhandle to film a new scripted reality show called “Floribama Shore.”
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Last week, deputies were called to a home on Cluster Road over a verbal disturbance.
They arrived and spoke to a man and his two sisters.
The girls had been fighting about the correct method of mounting the toilet paper. One said over, the other said under. The disagreement become loud, and disturbed the neighbors enough to call the police.
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Guns on top of guns… here’s a story that exemplifies North Florida perfectly…
Fountain is a tiny little hick town in Bay County, where quality family time is often spent shooting things.
From varmints to cans to hay stacks, there’s a whole slew of exciting objects to practice your marksmanship on while soaking up the hot Florida sun.
One family was fulfilling this incredibly accurate stereotype, by doing just that over the weekend. Full Story »
BAY COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE (Press Release) – The Bay County Sheriff’s Office was called to a business on Panama City Beach this [Monday] morning at about 11 a.m. in reference to a report of a man with a machete stealing items. Full Story »
Where do people from Georgia come to vacation? Well, the panhandle of course. It’s still the south, but with way better beaches. They can feel right at home surrounded by confederate battle flags and high school drop outs.
An off duty cop from the Peach State brought his wife to Panama City Beach for a vacation, as many do.
They were not familiar though, with our culture.
You see, in Florida it’s totally normal to pull your dick out in public and start masturbating furiously.
When they both spotted Jason Glenn Bloutwell, 41 years of age, doing just that, they both freaked out and called the cops.
He was proudly fapping at the City Pier parking lot on Front Beach Road around 3:00 on a sunny afternoon.
Panama City Beach Police took Bloutwell into custody where he confessed to committing the crime, and was charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition. He has been transported to the Bay County Jail where he awaits his first appearance.
PARKER, Fla. (AP) — Florida police arrested a couple for allegedly using “malicious” methods to punish children. Full Story »
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Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute.
Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected right is clear and viewed my many as absolute. Floridians For Freedom believes adults right to whole plant cannabis should be comparable and hopes you agree. Full Story »
Beachgoers formed a human chain near the M.B. Miller County Pier on Saturday afternoon off Panama City Beach, Florida, to rescue nine swimmers who were drowning. [The News Herald]
Apparently some people from Alabama knew about disaster recovery because of tornadoes, and upon seeing distressed beach-goers, Jessica Simmons thought:
“These people are not drowning today. It’s not happening. We’re going to get them out.”
She dove in to save the Florida People. Her husband got to work on gathering beach-goers to help him form a human chain, interlocked on a unique rescue mission.
The News Herald reports that as Jessica Simmons paddled, the human chain grew, with 80 people stretching over 100 yards out to the distressed swimmers. Some of them couldn’t swim, Simmons said, but wanted to help and stayed in the shallows. Others stood in water up to their necks, waiting for Simmons and her husband to cover the last few feet so they could pass the swimmers to shore.
“It was the most remarkable thing to see,” Simmons said. “These people who don’t even know each other and they trust each other that much to get them to safety.”
The Florida family was saved by all these brave people. Nobody died, but there were a few injuries.
“I am so grateful,” Ursrey said. “These people were God’s angels that were in the right place at the right time. I owe my life and my family’s life to them. Without them, we wouldn’t be here.”
If you have any extra money around (and you know you do, and you know what the right thing to do is), you should make a donation to the family on their GoFundMe page.
Looking back, Simmons said it wasn’t so much about what she did to help rescue the family, but everyone dropping what they were doing to help.
“It’s so cool to see how we have our own lives and we’re constantly at a fast pace, but when somebody needs help, everybody drops everything and helps,” Simmons said. “That was really inspiring to see that we still have that.
“With everything going on in the world, we still have humanity.”
PANAMA CITY — A Bay County man has been arrested after he allegedly broke into a woman’s vehicle and home to leave underwear he wanted her to wear, according to arrest reports.
Isitro Sanches, 58, was charged Wednesday with stalking, three counts of burglary of an unoccupied dwelling and a count of burglary of an occupied dwelling.
The Bay County Sheriff’s Office initially responded in January to a stalking complaint.
The victim complained of finding ladies’ underwear left in her unlocked vehicle and at her home on the railing on the front porch. Handwritten notes to the victim were left with the underwear.