Panama City (WTFF) – An argument in North Florida between a mother and her son led to a shooting. »
Believing He Stole Her Phone, Florida Woman Shoots at Her Son as He Bicycles Away
County: Bay
Florida Man Armed with Assault Hammer Gets Canned by Sheriff’s Deputy
Youngstown (WTFF) – A Florida man wielding a hammer was brought down by a veteran Bay County Sheriff’s deputy armed with canned goods. »
Alberto Slams the Panhandle
Panama City Beach (WTFF) – Subtropical Storm Alberto is splashing up news stories all over the Panhandle. »
Sheriffs find 90 pounds of panties in Florida man’s trailer
Panama City (WTFF) – A Florida man was busted with about 90 pounds of panties while being served a warrant. »
Father and Daughter Caught Boinking in Backyard
Panama City (WTFF) – A Florida man and his 19-year-old daughter are in jail for allegedly committing incest. »
North Florida Man Tries to Steal Two Airplanes, Crashes Fuel Truck
Tampa (WTFF) – A man from Panama City Beach tried stealing two planes from the Peter O. Knight Airport in Tampa, but ended up crashing a fuel truck into a hangar and getting arrested. »
Steak Salesman Steals a Box from a Porch
Walton County (WTFF) – Florida Man was arrested after a witness identified him as the man who stole a package from the victim’s porch. »
Buried Alive
There was once this young girl who became very sick, and her condition became so bad that everyone thought she was dead. This was before the time of embalming. Some ladies came and fixed the girl, put her in her casket, and then they had her funeral. »
It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »
MTV’s “Jersey Shore” devolves into “Floribama Shore”
(WTFF) – We regrettably inform our dear Floridians that MTV is coming to The Panhandle to film a new scripted reality show called “Floribama Shore.” »
Panama City Police Called on Sisters Arguing about Toilet Paper
Last week, deputies were called to a home on Cluster Road over a verbal disturbance. They arrived and spoke to a man and his two sisters. The girls had been fighting about the correct method of mounting the toilet paper. One said over, the other said under. The disagreement become loud, and disturbed the neighbors […] »
Drunk Florida Man Opens Fire on Target Shooting Neighbors
Guns on top of guns… here’s a story that exemplifies North Florida perfectly… Fountain is a tiny little hick town in Bay County, where quality family time is often spent shooting things. From varmints to cans to hay stacks, there’s a whole slew of exciting objects to practice your marksmanship on while soaking up the […] »
Florida Man steals $17 worth of potato chips using a machete
BAY COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE (Press Release) – The Bay County Sheriff’s Office was called to a business on Panama City Beach this [Monday] morning at about 11 a.m. in reference to a report of a man with a machete stealing items. »
Panhandle Man masturbates at Panama City Beach wearing a ‘Be Free’ shirt.
Where do people from Georgia come to vacation? Well, the panhandle of course. It’s still the south, but with way better beaches. They can feel right at home surrounded by confederate battle flags and high school drop outs. An off duty cop from the Peach State brought his wife to Panama City Beach for a […] »
Florida couple arrested for ‘malicious’ punishment of child
PARKER, Fla. (AP) — Florida police arrested a couple for allegedly using “malicious” methods to punish children. »
Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »
Floridians For Freedom
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »
Group of 80 People at Panama City Beach Form a Human Chain to Save a Drowning Family
Beachgoers formed a human chain near the M.B. Miller County Pier on Saturday afternoon off Panama City Beach, Florida, to rescue nine swimmers who were drowning. [The News Herald] Apparently some people from Alabama knew about disaster recovery because of tornadoes, and upon seeing distressed beach-goers, Jessica Simmons thought: “These people are not drowning today. […] »
Florida man accused of stealing neighbor’s underwear, leaving others he wanted her to wear
PANAMA CITY — A Bay County man has been arrested after he allegedly broke into a woman’s vehicle and home to leave underwear he wanted her to wear, according to arrest reports. Isitro Sanches, 58, was charged Wednesday with stalking, three counts of burglary of an unoccupied dwelling and a count of burglary of an […] »
