Oldsmar (WTFF) – A Florida man is in jail for raping his Siberian Husky and posting a video of the act online.Full Story »
Mims (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly masturbating in a Dollar General store.Full Story »
Miami (WTFF) – A Florida man who posed as a housewife plead guilty to to making secret sex tapes with unsuspecting straight men. Full Story »
Citra (WTFF) – A Central Florida man is behind bars after admitting to to having sex with a miniature pony several times. Full Story »
Palm Bay (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly masturbating outside of a water treatment plant because he’s “dumb,” according to the Palm Bay Police Department. Full Story »
Cape Canaveral (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly giving her step-father a handjob/blowjob in public on a park bench. He was arrested too. Full Story »
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Tampa Bay man caught masturbating at a bus stop reportedly told cops he was Captain Kirk. Full Story »
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Florida man allegedly climbed onto a playground Sunday and told some kids the truth about where babies come from. Full Story »
Panama City (WTFF) – A Florida man was busted with about 90 pounds of panties while being served a warrant. Full Story »
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Floridian found an inappropriate question in his daughter’s homework. Duval county school officials have blamed it on “another teacher in the district.” Full Story »
Stuart (WTFF) – A Florida woman allegedly flashed her boobs and stuck her tongue out along a highway in Martin County. Full Story »
Umatilla (WTFF) – A Florida man driving an unregistered car was arrested for several offenses. Full Story »
Public service announcement to all the young, naïve girls dating a Florida Man:
Nobody really dies from blue balls. They’re just trying to guilt you into having sex. The sperm does not “crawl into the brain” or anything like that, as they will try to make you believe. Yes, someone actually said that once. Full Story »
Holiday (WTFF) – A Pasco County man got robbed after replying to a sex ad on Craigslist. Full Story »
Hobe Sound (WTFF) – Florida Woman was arrested by Martin County Sheriff’s deputies after she attacked a woman that was dancing suggestively on her fiancé. Full Story »
Panama City (WTFF) – Some guy in Panama City has converted his home into a place that offers a “90 day feminizing boot camp” taught by “wealthy men” to “25-40 year olds” with “shattered dreams.” Full Story »
This is a real billboard in Inverness, FL.
It reads “Getting drunk is never an excuse. She’s your daughter. Not your date. We’re calling incest out.” Full Story »
Pinellas Park (WTFF) – This all started like any typical afternoon in the Tampa Bay. Full Story »
Freeport (WTFF) – A 31-year-old North Florida Man was arrested for beating up his sister, mother, and grandmother after they caught him having sex in the front yard with his girlfriend. Full Story »
Indiantown (WTFF) – A man trespassing and taking a nap in someone’s yard was arrested after swinging a dildo at cops.
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Brevard County (WTFF) – A man who allegedly had a baby with a relative was arrested for illicit sexual relations with a minor.
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A church in Edgewater had to change their sign about forgiveness after it was mistaken for a sexual innuendo.
“We apologize if anyone was offended,” officials from the church wrote, according to clickorlando.com.
St. Petersburg (WTFF) — A Trampite was arrested for prostitution on Wednesday after offering an undercover cop a blowjob in exchange for $5 and a Beanie Baby teddy bear.
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Some advice from Bob Barker… Full Story »
PEMBROKE PINES, Fla. – A South Florida man was arrested Thursday, months after he was seen masturbating at a Panera Bread in Pembroke Pines, authorities said.
Anthony Walker, 49, was arrested on an exposure of sexual organs charge.
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A Florida school district has signed on with an abstinence-only center to provide sex education — or, rather, “relationship education” — to teens, replacing curriculum that had been informed by the Florida Department of Health.
The Santa Rosa County School District has decided to have the Pregnancy Resource Center in Milton, Fla., provide sex education to high school students in the form of 12 lessons in two 50-minute sessions over two days, according to this report in the Pensacola News Journal. Lesson No. 8 is “Steps of intimacy and how to stop them”; Lesson No. 12: “Saving sex for marriage.”
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There’s a seemingly infinite well of horror stories about Airbnb hosts returning home to find their houses robbed, trashed, or turned into impromptu brothels. But it turns out things can get pretty weird for Airbnb guests, too. An Indiana couple on vacation in Florida was horrified earlier this week when they discovered a hidden camera inside the bedroom of their Airbnb, ABC reports.
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Brian Patrick Davis, 47, of Clermont, was arrested Saturday and charged with indecent exposure of sexual organs.
The incident happened at the Reed Nissan dealership on Hwy 50, just before 10 a.m.
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A South Florida man who invited two other men over to have sex with him as Hurricane Irma pummeled the state, was killed by one of them, police said. Full Story »
What would you do?
Doctors in Florida aren’t too bright. Ely Pelta, who used to be a psychiatrist, proves our point… and gets his license suspended in the same motion.
Instead of doing what most lonely people with money do and rent hookers, he decided to be a creep.
He suggested to a brand new patient, via text, that he become her “sugar daddy” to fix her problems. The text messages kept getting worse, and he finally got into a little bit of trouble. He’s been doing this kind of thing for a while, perhaps inspired by the devious bits of Freud’s legacy.
She had come to him for help with work-related anxiety and depression.
Florida Counties by STD Rate:
Total Gonorrhea, Chlamydia & Infectious Syphilis, 2015
* – Indicates the county rate is statistically significantly different from the statewide rate.
Sorted by Rate from highest to lowest. Full Story »
Trampites are a peculiar species. Here in Florida, we just get used to their antics. We smile and nod as they describe their disturbing sexual escapades. We adapt to their unpredictability; from their avoidance of using turn signals to their random public masturbation, we find ways to safely share the beautiful state of Florida with these invasive creatures.
Floridians are not afraid of hurricanes… except Paul West. Full Story »
ABC Action News reports:
FORT MYERS, Fla. — A Florida woman got creative with spare spray paint and plywood and made a sign to get the power company’s attention.
“I thought that all of my neighbors would get a huge kick out of it,” said Kynse Agles.
She posed for a photo next to her pink sign that reads, “Hot single female seeks sexy lineman to electrify her life.”
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Living in Florida can be stressful.
More often than not, an ejaculation can safely unravel the knotted web of frustration spun into our minds by the scolding heat and insanity that we face on a daily basis.
Porn helps with this release immensely, especially for those on a tight schedule. Most people can agree it’s harmless, and even has medical benefits such as lowering blood pressure.
Not Ross Spano… Full Story »
Let’s meet Garrett and Flavia Higgs, a Port St. Lucie couple in their early 40’s.
Like most Florida couples, they have issues.
For over a year, they’ve been sleeping in separate beds and have been denying each other the sweet release of orgasm. The avoidance of intimacy influences human emotions with great intensity. Unless you’ve replaced your sexual desires with something more profound and valuable, such as when people become celibate to live a monastic life, then you will suffer.
Garrett was suffering.
So, when he came home late Wednesday night and heard the intense moans of his estranged wife coming from her bedroom, he reacted.
He banged on the door and did not get a response. This disturbed him, as images of another man on top of his wife plagued his worried mind. Full Story »
“Stop hitting me!” cried out a Florida Man at 2am on Thursday.
Florida Woman Rebecca Lynn Phelps smacked him in retaliation to the request.
She screamed with anger and left red marks on his face. She then scratched him.
Blood dripped down from the scratch on his arm as he threatened to call 911.
Just two Floridians doing some late-night S&M? Nope, not in this case (that woulda been Tampa) …
This man was getting his ass kicked because he refused to have sex with her. Full Story »