Florida Woman Punches Husband Who Interrupted Her Masturbating

flavia garrett higgs

Let’s meet Garrett and Flavia Higgs, a Port St. Lucie couple in their early 40’s.

Like most Florida couples, they have issues.

For over a year, they’ve been sleeping in separate beds and have been denying each other the sweet release of orgasm. The avoidance of intimacy influences human emotions with great intensity. Unless you’ve replaced your sexual desires with something more profound and valuable, such as when people become celibate to live a monastic life, then you will suffer.

Garrett was suffering.

So, when he came home late Wednesday night and heard the intense moans of his estranged wife coming from her bedroom, he reacted.

He banged on the door and did not get a response. This disturbed him, as images of another man on top of his wife plagued his worried mind. Full Story »

Panhandle Man masturbates at Panama City Beach wearing a ‘Be Free’ shirt.

Jason Glenn Bloutwell

Where do people from Georgia come to vacation? Well, the panhandle of course. It’s still the south, but with way better beaches. They can feel right at home surrounded by confederate battle flags and high school drop outs.

An off duty cop from the Peach State brought his wife to Panama City Beach for a vacation, as many do.

They were not familiar though, with our culture.

You see, in Florida it’s totally normal to pull your dick out in public and start masturbating furiously.

When they both spotted Jason Glenn Bloutwell, 41 years of age, doing just that, they both freaked out and called the cops.

He was proudly fapping at the City Pier parking lot on Front Beach Road around 3:00 on a sunny afternoon.

Panama City Beach Police took Bloutwell into custody where he confessed to committing the crime, and was charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition. He has been transported to the Bay County Jail where he awaits his first appearance.

Source: mypanhandle.com

Naked man masturbates on top of excavator on a Florida highway

NSFW Parental Advisory Explicit

Miami – Shocking video has emerged of a naked man masturbating while straddling the top of a construction digger’s arm on a highway.

The video, which appears to have been shot from a moving car on a Miami Beach highway on Sunday, shows the unnamed man stood at the top of a CAT digger.

As the car passes by the man, it becomes increasingly clear that he is naked – and pleasuring himself.

The video, which was uploaded to LiveLeak, shows the car’s occupants cheering as they realize what’s happening. Full Story »

Florida Man To Cops: Masturbating Makes Me Feel Like ‘Destroying Stuff’

PINELLAS COUNTY SHERIFF’S DEPT.

Florida Man To Cops: Masturbating Makes Me Feel Like ‘Destroying Stuff’

Well, when you put it that way….

A Florida man accused of vandalizing a home in Largo allegedly told police he was masturbating to loud music when he suddenly felt “like going out and destroying stuff,” according to WFLA.com.

The Largo Police Department got a call Friday about a man smashing a mailbox. Full Story »