Clearwater (WTFF) – A Tampa Bay man caught masturbating at a bus stop reportedly told cops he was Captain Kirk. Full Story »
Largo (WTFF) – A naked Florida man was arrested after he was allegedly found masturbating on someone’s patio. Full Story »
Orlando (WTFF) – Eyewitness reports of the “same naked guy” led to an arrest when video evidence caught a Florida man working out in his apartment complex naked. Full Story »
Orlando (WTFF) – A man was caught masturbating in a nursery room closet while the mom was getting her 3-month-old daughter ready for daycare, according to deputies.
The woman called 911 after she said there was a stranger masturbating in her child’s nursery closet. Full Story »
Pinellas Park (WTFF) – This all started like any typical afternoon in the Tampa Bay. Full Story »
PEMBROKE PINES, Fla. – A South Florida man was arrested Thursday, months after he was seen masturbating at a Panera Bread in Pembroke Pines, authorities said.
Anthony Walker, 49, was arrested on an exposure of sexual organs charge.
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Brian Patrick Davis, 47, of Clermont, was arrested Saturday and charged with indecent exposure of sexual organs.
The incident happened at the Reed Nissan dealership on Hwy 50, just before 10 a.m.
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Let’s meet Garrett and Flavia Higgs, a Port St. Lucie couple in their early 40’s.
Like most Florida couples, they have issues.
For over a year, they’ve been sleeping in separate beds and have been denying each other the sweet release of orgasm. The avoidance of intimacy influences human emotions with great intensity. Unless you’ve replaced your sexual desires with something more profound and valuable, such as when people become celibate to live a monastic life, then you will suffer.
Garrett was suffering.
So, when he came home late Wednesday night and heard the intense moans of his estranged wife coming from her bedroom, he reacted.
He banged on the door and did not get a response. This disturbed him, as images of another man on top of his wife plagued his worried mind. Full Story »
Where do people from Georgia come to vacation? Well, the panhandle of course. It’s still the south, but with way better beaches. They can feel right at home surrounded by confederate battle flags and high school drop outs.
An off duty cop from the Peach State brought his wife to Panama City Beach for a vacation, as many do.
They were not familiar though, with our culture.
You see, in Florida it’s totally normal to pull your dick out in public and start masturbating furiously.
When they both spotted Jason Glenn Bloutwell, 41 years of age, doing just that, they both freaked out and called the cops.
He was proudly fapping at the City Pier parking lot on Front Beach Road around 3:00 on a sunny afternoon.
Panama City Beach Police took Bloutwell into custody where he confessed to committing the crime, and was charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition. He has been transported to the Bay County Jail where he awaits his first appearance.
Nurses in Florida know that our people are disgusting.
Miami – Shocking video has emerged of a naked man masturbating while straddling the top of a construction digger’s arm on a highway.
The video, which appears to have been shot from a moving car on a Miami Beach highway on Sunday, shows the unnamed man stood at the top of a CAT digger.
As the car passes by the man, it becomes increasingly clear that he is naked – and pleasuring himself.
Florida Man To Cops: Masturbating Makes Me Feel Like ‘Destroying Stuff’
Well, when you put it that way….
A Florida man accused of vandalizing a home in Largo allegedly told police he was masturbating to loud music when he suddenly felt “like going out and destroying stuff,” according to.
The Largo Police Department got a call Friday about a man smashing a mailbox. Full Story »
“What? I’m playing with my penis,” is what this 33-year-old West Palm Beach man actually said after being confronted for exposing himself in a Burger King.
Have it your way…