Key Largo (WTFF) – A Homestead man was arrested after reportedly masturbating while walking to an adult book store.Full Story »
Oldsmar (WTFF) – A Florida man is in jail for raping his Siberian Husky and posting a video of the act online.Full Story »
Miami (WTFF) – A Florida man who posed as a housewife plead guilty to to making secret sex tapes with unsuspecting straight men. Full Story »
Deltona (WTFF) – A former pastor at a Deltona church is facing a felony charge of video voyeurism after a member of the church reported he took a photo up her dress when she was in his office with his children. Full Story »
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Tampa Bay man caught masturbating at a bus stop reportedly told cops he was Captain Kirk. Full Story »
Gulf Breeze (WTFF) – A naked Florida man was tazed and arrested after being spotted in a neighborhood Thursday evening. Full Story »
Panama City (WTFF) – A Florida man was busted with about 90 pounds of panties while being served a warrant. Full Story »
Largo (WTFF) – A naked Florida man was arrested after he was allegedly found masturbating on someone’s patio. Full Story »
St Petersburg (WTFF) – Police have caught a Florida man they named the “man bun creeper,” who has been charged with video voyeurism. Full Story »
Gainesville (WTFF) – A Florida man was accused of improperly touching a child while naked. Full Story »
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A man was arrested after allegedly hiding a a tiny camera in a shower loofah. Full Story »
Tampa (WTFF) – A former Assistant Attorney General of Florida has been arrested in Pinellas County after he reportedly exposed himself to and solicited sexual favors from female inmates at the county jail. Full Story »
Imagine you book a hotel in Bushnell. Ignore the obvious logical fallacy here, we know that nobody in their right mind would ever want to spend the night in Sumter County, but that’s beyond the scope of this article.
It’s 3 in the morning, and you wake up to a strange noise.
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HUDSON (FOX 13) – A man being beaten in a fast food parking lot had just been caught molesting a young girl, Pasco County deputies say.
It was just before midnight Monday when deputies were called to the McDonald’s on State Road 52 in Hudson. They had been told that a younger man was beating up an older man.
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Brian Patrick Davis, 47, of Clermont, was arrested Saturday and charged with indecent exposure of sexual organs.
The incident happened at the Reed Nissan dealership on Hwy 50, just before 10 a.m.
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A 33-year-old seafood distribution delivery driver was arrested Sunday for allegedly ejaculating on a female employee at Sabine Sandbar. Full Story »
Trampites are a peculiar species. Here in Florida, we just get used to their antics. We smile and nod as they describe their disturbing sexual escapades. We adapt to their unpredictability; from their avoidance of using turn signals to their random public masturbation, we find ways to safely share the beautiful state of Florida with these invasive creatures.
Floridians are not afraid of hurricanes… except Paul West. Full Story »
Most of us guys remember having a crush on a woman twice our age as a kid. Well, here we are in the future, and while we don’t have hoverboards yet, we do have the ability to send information at nearly the speed of light through satellites…
We can use this technology for many things: good and evil.
Stephannie Figueroa, age 20, who works at Next Gen Xtreme Martial Arts in Orlando, chose the evil path and used these powers to flirt with an 11-year old boy. Full Story »
Where do people from Georgia come to vacation? Well, the panhandle of course. It’s still the south, but with way better beaches. They can feel right at home surrounded by confederate battle flags and high school drop outs.
An off duty cop from the Peach State brought his wife to Panama City Beach for a vacation, as many do.
They were not familiar though, with our culture.
You see, in Florida it’s totally normal to pull your dick out in public and start masturbating furiously.
When they both spotted Jason Glenn Bloutwell, 41 years of age, doing just that, they both freaked out and called the cops.
He was proudly fapping at the City Pier parking lot on Front Beach Road around 3:00 on a sunny afternoon.
Panama City Beach Police took Bloutwell into custody where he confessed to committing the crime, and was charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition. He has been transported to the Bay County Jail where he awaits his first appearance.
VALPARAISO — A 26-year-old Valparaiso man is facing multiple charges in connection with the molestation of a horse.
Darius Galloway of Okaloosa Avenue is charged with sexual activities involving animals, burglary of an unoccupied structure and petit theft. Burglary is a felony, while the two other charges are misdemeanors.
According to an arrest report from the Valparaiso Police Department, on April 25, the owner of Athena, a female horse that boards at a stable on Valparaiso Parkway, noticed oil on the horse’s rump. On June 20, the owner again observed oil on the horse, as well as a visible handprint in the oil.
A week later, on June 27, the horse’s owner notified the owner of the stable that she had again noticed oil on the equine’s rump, as well as a white substance she believed to be semen on the horse’s vagina, the report said. A trail camera was set up in the stable as a result. Full Story »
Florida authorities have arrested a former youth pastor after a co-worker found hundreds of thousands of sexual-oriented pictures and videos of young girls on his laptop — including some he secretly filmed in his bathroom. Full Story »
PORT RICHEY, Fla. – A 25-year-old Florida woman accused of having sex with an 11-year-old boy was arrested on a slew of new charges Tuesday.
Police arrested Marissa Ashley Mowry outside the Busch Gardens theme park in Tampa where she works as a food vendor, according to the Tampa Bay Times. Full Story »
A week after a fourth-grade Boca Raton teacher pleaded guilty to battery and was sentenced to a year probation after kissing a student, Boca Raton police released video of the incident.
The 11-second video showed a boy — who was blurred out to protect his identity — standing at Brian Kornbluth’s desk and then leaning in for a hug and kiss on the lips before walking away. Full Story »
LEESBURG — Police on Friday arrested a man who a witness claimed he saw standing naked by the Leesburg Post Office trying to lure a cat out of the woods.
According to an arrest report, the witness told officers he saw Arnaz Gene McVay, 64, standing by the woods next to the Post Office on South 14th Street about 9:30 a.m. He said it appeared McVay had a handful of cat food and was trying to coax a cat out of the woods.
When the white cat emerged, McVay reportedly grabbed it and appeared to be trying to have sex with the cat. The witness said he confronted McVay and the men began to argue. The man said at some point McVay put on his shorts and rode off on a bike. Full Story »
A Naples woman was arrested by Collier County deputies for having sex with dogs.
Miranda Johns, 21, was arrested Monday and charged with three counts of engaging in sexual conduct with an animal.
According to an arrest report, deputies were interviewing a man about a sexual battery case involving Johns. The individual denied battering Johns and instead showed deputies videos Johns sent him of herself engaging in oral sex with two pet dogs.
Johns also sexted images of the encounter to the man.
Johns is out on a $6,000 bond from the Collier County Jail. Full Story »
Billy Joseph-Edward Taylor is a 25 year old Florida Man. He thought it would be a good idea to email his own personal sex tape to his girlfriend, I guess to turn her on or whatever Florida couples do, but in any case:
The video featured Billy Joseph-Edward-I-have-too-many-names Taylor having sexual contact with a young pit bull.
They broke up later and she turned him in out of spite. There exists a $10,000 bond for anyone disgusting enough to release this Florida Man.
He had been arrested twice before this, but only over stealing some rings to fund his dreams of becoming a tattoo artist…
If you were planning on getting down and dirty with an animal, now there’s one more state you should avoid.
Lawmakers have taken an important break from balancing budgets and keeping crime in check by passing a law banning bestiality in Florida.
The bestiality bill bans sexual activity between humans and animals. The bill, championed by State Senator Nan Rich, passed both the Florida Senate and House, reports NBC Miami. Next stop: Florida Governor Rick Scott.
Sen. Rich has been campaigning for a bestiality bill for years after a series of high-profile cases involving humans having sexual relations with humans. One case involved a man who accidentally choked a family goat to death during a sexual act. In another, a blind man was accused of having sex with his guide dog.
Florida has never had a bestiality statute before. The new statute would make sexual acts with an animal a misdemeanor. If signed off, the bill will take effect in October of this year. Full Story »
The incident became a Florida trope, inspiring t-shirts like these.
After a goat was raped and killed in the Panhandle town of Mossy Head, animal activists, cops and citizens were almost as shocked to find out that bestiality isn’t a crime in Florida. Full Story »