Naked Florida Man Runs into Old Lady’s House, Wears Her Clothes

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New Smyrna Beach (WTFF) – A naked man was running through the house of an 82-year-old woman and stopped to try on her clothing, police say.

Joseph Vaglica was butt naked when he walked into a garage in New Symrna beach on Tuesday morning.

The garage door led to the home of Sylvia Garmon, who experienced the shock of seeing a real-life Florida Man.
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Florida Wind Exposes New Jersey Woman’s Nether Regions

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Stuart, FL (WTFF) — A New Jersey woman wearing a hospital gown in the streets was arrested in Stuart, FL on a breach of peace charge.

Just as the east and west coast bring in trash from the ocean, the northern border brings in trash from the rest of America.

Gloria Havens is a 60-year-old woman from New Jersey, and given her belligerence, can safely be lumped into that latter group of trash.

She was hanging out on Southeast Isabelita Avenue when her New Joysey sloppiness erupted.
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Cops arrest drugged, topless Leesburg woman

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LEESBURG – Police on Wednesday arrested a woman who was apparently high on methamphetamine and running around naked in her neighbor’s yard.

According to an arrest affidavit, police received a call that the woman, later identified as Mandy Deane Jones, 36, of Leesburg, was running around without clothes, had flagged down a passing SUV and jumped in the back seat. By the time officers arrived, Jones was running around shirtless in the yard of her neighbor’s Layton Street home.

The driver of the SUV said Jones stopped her, slammed herself on the hood of the car and then opened the door and jumped in the back before she could lock it. The woman said Jones lunged for her purse but instead grabbed a water bottle, then jumped of the car.

Paramedics who arrived at the scene said Jones admitted she had taken methamphetamine in the last two hours. Full Story »

Suspected Bank Robber Runs Naked in Fort Lauderdale

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A suspected bank robber, in the buff, was captured on cellphone video making a run for it in Fort Lauderdale.

The naked suspect was seen jogging along the streets in the downtown area after a robbery at the Regions Bank along Southeast 3rd Avenue.

The man was later arrested, the FBI confirmed. His identity was not yet released.

Users on social media posted video of the naked man attempting to flee. One user said the suspect was throwing out $100 and $50 bills.

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Naked Instagram Model Attacks an Officer in Clearwater

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Brissa Dominguez-Garcia, an Instagram model with over 70,000 followers, got kicked out of the Edge Hotel in Clearwater Wednesday night, after causing a disturbance.

The night manager told her she was no longer welcome on the property, but instead of leaving she simply walked into another guest’s room, as revealed by security.

When police officers showed up to remove her, they found her completely naked. Full Story »

Naked, drunk Cape Coral man arrested in Clearwater Beach hotel lobby

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A Cape Coral man is facing charges following his arrest Wednesday morning after police say he was walking around the lobby of a Clearwater Beach hotel without any clothes on.

In the early morning hours following the Fourth of July, Jason Daniel Long, 34, was seen by witnesses and two Clearwater police officers walking naked around the lobby of the Edge Hotel, 505 S. Gulfview Blvd.

Long was intoxicated and uncooperative, police said.

He was arrested around 3:50 a.m. on charges of exposure of sexual organs. He was released from the Pinellas County Jail after posting $150 bail.

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Naked man arrested after Lake Wales couple finds him in their yard

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A Lake Wales man was charged with trespassing and indecent exposure after a couple said they found him naked in their yard.

Investigators say the homeowner was awakened when his home security alarm went off around 7:45 a.m. on Sunday.

He told police that he went outside to his porch to see what was going on and saw Matthew Gamwell, 35, standing near the east corner of his home. He said that Gamwell was naked with his genitals exposed. Full Story »

Naked Florida Man Drunkenly Throws Feces at Clearwater Home

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PINELLAS COUNTY, FL — A New Port Richey man was arrested for showing up to a Clearwater home naked and eventually throwing feces on a toolbox.

The Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office says 34-year-old Tommy Williams was intoxicated and high on drugs when he went to a home on San Jose Street around 1:30 Saturday morning and rang the doorbell several times, then went to the backyard and opened two sheds. Deputies say he intended to commit a burglary. Full Story »