Naked Florida Man Runs into Old Lady’s House, Wears Her Clothes

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New Smyrna Beach (WTFF) – A naked man was running through the house of an 82-year-old woman and stopped to try on her clothing, police say.

Joseph Vaglica was butt naked when he walked into a garage in New Symrna beach on Tuesday morning.

The garage door led to the home of Sylvia Garmon, who experienced the shock of seeing a real-life Florida Man.
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Florida Wind Exposes New Jersey Woman’s Nether Regions

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Stuart, FL (WTFF) — A New Jersey woman wearing a hospital gown in the streets was arrested in Stuart, FL on a breach of peace charge.

Just as the east and west coast bring in trash from the ocean, the northern border brings in trash from the rest of America.

Gloria Havens is a 60-year-old woman from New Jersey, and given her belligerence, can safely be lumped into that latter group of trash.

She was hanging out on Southeast Isabelita Avenue when her New Joysey sloppiness erupted.
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Cops arrest drugged, topless Leesburg woman

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LEESBURG – Police on Wednesday arrested a woman who was apparently high on methamphetamine and running around naked in her neighbor’s yard.

According to an arrest affidavit, police received a call that the woman, later identified as Mandy Deane Jones, 36, of Leesburg, was running around without clothes, had flagged down a passing SUV and jumped in the back seat. By the time officers arrived, Jones was running around shirtless in the yard of her neighbor’s Layton Street home.

The driver of the SUV said Jones stopped her, slammed herself on the hood of the car and then opened the door and jumped in the back before she could lock it. The woman said Jones lunged for her purse but instead grabbed a water bottle, then jumped of the car.

Paramedics who arrived at the scene said Jones admitted she had taken methamphetamine in the last two hours. Full Story »

Suspected Bank Robber Runs Naked in Fort Lauderdale

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A suspected bank robber, in the buff, was captured on cellphone video making a run for it in Fort Lauderdale.

The naked suspect was seen jogging along the streets in the downtown area after a robbery at the Regions Bank along Southeast 3rd Avenue.

The man was later arrested, the FBI confirmed. His identity was not yet released.

Users on social media posted video of the naked man attempting to flee. One user said the suspect was throwing out $100 and $50 bills.

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Naked Instagram Model Attacks an Officer in Clearwater

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Brissa Dominguez-Garcia, an Instagram model with over 70,000 followers, got kicked out of the Edge Hotel in Clearwater Wednesday night, after causing a disturbance.

The night manager told her she was no longer welcome on the property, but instead of leaving she simply walked into another guest’s room, as revealed by security.

When police officers showed up to remove her, they found her completely naked. Full Story »

Naked, drunk Cape Coral man arrested in Clearwater Beach hotel lobby

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A Cape Coral man is facing charges following his arrest Wednesday morning after police say he was walking around the lobby of a Clearwater Beach hotel without any clothes on.

In the early morning hours following the Fourth of July, Jason Daniel Long, 34, was seen by witnesses and two Clearwater police officers walking naked around the lobby of the Edge Hotel, 505 S. Gulfview Blvd.

Long was intoxicated and uncooperative, police said.

He was arrested around 3:50 a.m. on charges of exposure of sexual organs. He was released from the Pinellas County Jail after posting $150 bail.

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Naked man arrested after Lake Wales couple finds him in their yard

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A Lake Wales man was charged with trespassing and indecent exposure after a couple said they found him naked in their yard.

Investigators say the homeowner was awakened when his home security alarm went off around 7:45 a.m. on Sunday.

He told police that he went outside to his porch to see what was going on and saw Matthew Gamwell, 35, standing near the east corner of his home. He said that Gamwell was naked with his genitals exposed. Full Story »

Naked Florida Man Drunkenly Throws Feces at Clearwater Home

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PINELLAS COUNTY, FL — A New Port Richey man was arrested for showing up to a Clearwater home naked and eventually throwing feces on a toolbox.

The Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office says 34-year-old Tommy Williams was intoxicated and high on drugs when he went to a home on San Jose Street around 1:30 Saturday morning and rang the doorbell several times, then went to the backyard and opened two sheds. Deputies say he intended to commit a burglary. Full Story »

Naked man masturbates on top of excavator on a Florida highway

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Miami – Shocking video has emerged of a naked man masturbating while straddling the top of a construction digger’s arm on a highway.

The video, which appears to have been shot from a moving car on a Miami Beach highway on Sunday, shows the unnamed man stood at the top of a CAT digger.

As the car passes by the man, it becomes increasingly clear that he is naked – and pleasuring himself.

The video, which was uploaded to LiveLeak, shows the car’s occupants cheering as they realize what’s happening. Full Story »

Man Exposes Penis During Church Service, Says ‘Lord Told Me To Do It’

VERO BEACH, Florida – On Wednesday, the Central Assembly Of God called the Indian River County Sheriff’s Office to report a man who exposed his penis during their church service in Vero Beach.

Christopher James Frey, 48, walked up during the service to the front of the stage and turned to face the crowd of 39 people.

Witnesses say Frey pulled down his pants and “exposed his penis to everyone in the room during the service,” according to the report.

Several men in the church ran to the front of the room and got Frey to “pull his pants up and escorted him out of the main area,” the report said.

Deputies then made contact with Frey and asked him why he exposed his penis to everyone in the room.

“The Lord told me to do it,” Frey told deputies.

Frey was arrested and transported to the Indian River County Jail where he was charged with exposure of sexual organs and disorderly conduct.

DISCLAIMER: Arrests and mugshots were made public by complaint affidavits, arrest affidavits, and police reports. All persons arrested are innocent until proven guilty.

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Naked Florida man takes a dump and bicycles away

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PORT ST. LUCIE — A man exposed himself at a local business before bicycling away naked.

That’s what a woman told Port St. Lucie police happened Jan. 23 at a home health care business in the 100 block of Southwest Port St. Lucie Boulevard, a police report states.

The woman said a man in his late teens or early 20s exposed himself from the waist down to several students there.

The accused nether regions exposer “defecated in the back of the school near their air-conditioning unit then took off running towards the front of the school while naked,” the report states.

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Naked Florida Man breaks into house for sesame seeds

Largo, FL, police said a naked man used a butter knife to break into his neighbor’s house in the middle of the night because he wanted some sesame seeds to put on his hamburger bun.

The homeowner woke up to find Martin Henderson rummaging through his kitchen in the dark, according to WTVT TV in Tampa, FL.

William Loland said the guy wouldn’t leave, so Loland grabbed him by the neck and “escorted him toward the front door.”

“He was still naked,” Loland said to the TV reporter. “I said, ‘You’re lucky I don’t knock you out.”

Henderson said he didn’t think Loland could do that. So Loland punched him twice.

Loland called 911 and the police came and took the naked alleged burglar to jail.

Henderson told the police that he had been smoking spice all day long. Spice is a synthetic form of marijuana that has been known to cause this sort of thing.

 

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Miami People Cheer as a Schizophrenic Woman Strips in Johnny Rockets

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MIAMI BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Police have arrested a woman who they say lay naked on a table at a South Beach diner and poured ketchup on herself.

Witnesses told Miami Beach police a topless Angelic Valle turned over tables and chairs at Johnny Rockets earlier this month, then removed the bottom of her bikini before climbing on the table and pouring the ketchup on herself.

Onlookers said she then began to perform a kind of dance while she still lay prone on the table. Full Story »