Naked Florida Man Runs into Old Lady’s House, Wears Her Clothes

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New Smyrna Beach (WTFF) – A naked man was running through the house of an 82-year-old woman and stopped to try on her clothing, police say.

Joseph Vaglica was butt naked when he walked into a garage in New Symrna beach on Tuesday morning.

The garage door led to the home of Sylvia Garmon, who experienced the shock of seeing a real-life Florida Man.
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Florida Wind Exposes New Jersey Woman’s Nether Regions

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Stuart, FL (WTFF) — A New Jersey woman wearing a hospital gown in the streets was arrested in Stuart, FL on a breach of peace charge.

Just as the east and west coast bring in trash from the ocean, the northern border brings in trash from the rest of America.

Gloria Havens is a 60-year-old woman from New Jersey, and given her belligerence, can safely be lumped into that latter group of trash.

She was hanging out on Southeast Isabelita Avenue when her New Joysey sloppiness erupted.
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Cops arrest drugged, topless Leesburg woman

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LEESBURG – Police on Wednesday arrested a woman who was apparently high on methamphetamine and running around naked in her neighbor’s yard.

According to an arrest affidavit, police received a call that the woman, later identified as Mandy Deane Jones, 36, of Leesburg, was running around without clothes, had flagged down a passing SUV and jumped in the back seat. By the time officers arrived, Jones was running around shirtless in the yard of her neighbor’s Layton Street home.

The driver of the SUV said Jones stopped her, slammed herself on the hood of the car and then opened the door and jumped in the back before she could lock it. The woman said Jones lunged for her purse but instead grabbed a water bottle, then jumped of the car.

Paramedics who arrived at the scene said Jones admitted she had taken methamphetamine in the last two hours. Full Story »

Suspected Bank Robber Runs Naked in Fort Lauderdale

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A suspected bank robber, in the buff, was captured on cellphone video making a run for it in Fort Lauderdale.

The naked suspect was seen jogging along the streets in the downtown area after a robbery at the Regions Bank along Southeast 3rd Avenue.

The man was later arrested, the FBI confirmed. His identity was not yet released.

Users on social media posted video of the naked man attempting to flee. One user said the suspect was throwing out $100 and $50 bills.

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