Naked Florida Man Runs into Old Lady’s House, Wears Her Clothes

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New Smyrna Beach (WTFF) – A naked man was running through the house of an 82-year-old woman and stopped to try on her clothing, police say.

Joseph Vaglica was butt naked when he walked into a garage in New Symrna beach on Tuesday morning.

The garage door led to the home of Sylvia Garmon, who experienced the shock of seeing a real-life Florida Man.
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Florida Wind Exposes New Jersey Woman’s Nether Regions

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Stuart, FL (WTFF) — A New Jersey woman wearing a hospital gown in the streets was arrested in Stuart, FL on a breach of peace charge.

Just as the east and west coast bring in trash from the ocean, the northern border brings in trash from the rest of America.

Gloria Havens is a 60-year-old woman from New Jersey, and given her belligerence, can safely be lumped into that latter group of trash.

She was hanging out on Southeast Isabelita Avenue when her New Joysey sloppiness erupted.
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