Vomit all over my face.
Where the fuck am I?
Hope no one called the police.
Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested Wednesday night after a verbal dispute disturbed the trailer park. Full Story »
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man arrested on a DUI charge started singing Journey on his way to jail. Full Story »
Clermont (WTFF) – A 17-year-old Florida teen was arrested after causing a disturbance at South Lake Hospital on Tuesday night. Full Story »
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Florida man carried a gator tucked under his arm while going on a beer run. Full Story »
Umatilla (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after driving his pickup truck while intoxicated. Full Story »
Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after video surveillance caught him forcibly breaking into a Dollar General and stealing beer. Full Story »
Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man is facing a litany of charges after driving drunk. Full Story »
Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida woman and a Florida man are facing two child neglect charges each after getting obliterated at Gator’s Dockside with their child. Full Story »
South Daytona (WTFF) – A Florida Man was arrested after reportedly blowing up his neighbor’s car after calling the victim a “n*gger” and saying that he’s flashy. Full Story »
Lady Lake (WTFF) – A drunk Central Florida woman was arrested after slamming a golf cart into some landscaping. Full Story »
Umatilla (WTFF) – A drunk Central Florida man was arrested after allegedly shoving his mother. Full Story »
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly yelling at people and challenging them to a fight at a Chili’s Bar & Grill on Saturday night. Full Story »
St. Augustine (WTFF) – An altercation at McDonald’s ended with a Florida man pulling out a knife and a stun gun after yelling “get out of my country!” Full Story »
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Florida woman allegedly battered her boyfriend after he said it was too hot to cuddle. Full Story »
Largo (WTFF) – A Florida couple reportedly stole a motorized shopping cart from a Largo Walmart and drove it to a bar. Full Story »
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man was arrested on Sunday evening in the parking lot of a Sam’s Club. Full Story »
Eustis (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man was arrested after allegedly trying to steal some beer from a Publix grocery store. Full Story »
St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida woman called 911 twice to get beer, according to police. Full Story »
St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested at Tropicana Field after allegedly trying to start a paper towel holder on fire. Full Story »
Clearwater Beach (WTFF) – A drunk Florida couple got married on the beach and started fighting each other after the wedding, reportedly. Full Story »
Melbourne (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested for disorderly intoxication Thursday. Full Story »
This Monday marks the end of Leesburg Bikefest (known simply as “bahk fast” by the locals). It involves motorcycles, alcohol, ass & titties, hair metal bands, and lots and lots of cheap beer. Doctors and lawyers come from all over to cosplay as renegade bikers. Locals show up and party. Dealers show up and sell meth and cocaine. Vendors sell expensive cheap beer. Hippies and locals sell weed. Old hair metal bands go on stage with oxygen tanks. Bikini contests take place. Copious amounts of alcohol and carnival food are sold. Bikes ride up and down Main Street. It’s pretty fun.
Needless to say, the arrest affidavits are always interesting during these times. Here’s just about everything from Lake County this past weekend, put into a very brief format (City – Charges – Extra details). It’s pretty sloppily written, but there were a shitload of arrests and we’re short staffed. Enjoy!
Clermont (WTFF) – A Central Florida man was arrested after he allegedly pulled a knife out and threatened people at a Waffle House. Full Story »
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A naked Florida man was arrested after kicking a trash can and jumping on a car in a Publix parking lot. Full Story »
Umatilla (WTFF) – A Florida man who was drunkenly riding his bike with no lights in the middle of the road at night was arrested after allegedly attacking an automobile driver who complained. Full Story »
Davenport (WTFF) A 13-year-old Florida boy was found “passed out drunk” on a sidewalk, leading to an investigation that revealed his alleged plot to shoot up his school. Full Story »
Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man who tried to buy beer from a gas station he was previously banned from was arrested. Full Story »
Lady Lake (WTFF) – A Florida man who was allegedly driving drunk through Lake County offered the arresting officer a handjob. Full Story »
Milton (WTFF) – A Pensacola woman was arrested and charged with battery after allegedly assaulting her nephew who picked her up after she drunkenly fell on a goat. Full Story »
A bikini-clad Miami woman rode a horse into Mokai Lounge in Miami Beach Thursday, March 8, 2018. The animal slipped (metal shoes and slick dance floors are not a good combination), throwing her off. Video by Leeza Marie Juelle via Facebook. Full Story »
Wellington (WTFF) – A drunk Miami woman was arrested for driving a vehicle containing her child and an open 12-pack of beer. Full Story »
The Villages (WTFF) – Deputies arrested a Villager who violated a DUI probation originating in Sumter County. Full Story »
Manatee County (WTFF) – Gary Kompothecras was arrested on DUI charges early Thursday morning. Full Story »
Cape Coral (WTFF) – Florida Man tried to prove his sobriety to a cop by doing a cartwheel. He failed. The cop’s body cam caught the whole thing on video. Full Story »
Ponte Vedra Beach (WTFF) – A woman was arrested after injuring her boyfriend during an argument about who would win the Super Bowl. Full Story »