Vero Beach (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man was arrested on Sunday evening in the parking lot of a Sam’s Club. Full Story »
Eustis (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man was arrested after allegedly trying to steal some beer from a Publix grocery store. Full Story »
This Monday marks the end of Leesburg Bikefest (known simply as “bahk fast” by the locals). It involves motorcycles, alcohol, ass & titties, hair metal bands, and lots and lots of cheap beer. Doctors and lawyers come from all over to cosplay as renegade bikers. Locals show up and party. Dealers show up and sell meth and cocaine. Vendors sell expensive cheap beer. Hippies and locals sell weed. Old hair metal bands go on stage with oxygen tanks. Bikini contests take place. Copious amounts of alcohol and carnival food are sold. Bikes ride up and down Main Street. It’s pretty fun.
Needless to say, the arrest affidavits are always interesting during these times. Here’s just about everything from Lake County this past weekend, put into a very brief format (City – Charges – Extra details). It’s pretty sloppily written, but there were a shitload of arrests and we’re short staffed. Enjoy!
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A naked Florida man was arrested after kicking a trash can and jumping on a car in a Publix parking lot. Full Story »
Umatilla (WTFF) – A Florida man who was drunkenly riding his bike with no lights in the middle of the road at night was arrested after allegedly attacking an automobile driver who complained. Full Story »
Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man accused of stealing beer from a Dollar General told police that he doesn’t drink it anyway and doesn’t “even know why he stole it.” Full Story »
Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man who tried to buy beer from a gas station he was previously banned from was arrested. Full Story »
Reddick (WTFF) – It doesn’t get much more American than corn dogs and beer, unless you add a dash of assault. Full Story »
Orlando (WTFF) – A man was arrested for walking around downtown with an open beer, a blunt, a vape pen with hash, and some meth, allegedly. Full Story »
Hmmm, wonder what’s goin’ on in Florida… Full Story »