Cape Coral (WTFF) – A naked Florida man was arrested on June 22 around 1:30 in the morning after reportedly assaulting officers. Full Story »
Crystal River (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after allegedly choking a motorist and drowning a cat while “trying to kill the devil.” Full Story »
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A naked Florida man was arrested after kicking a trash can and jumping on a car in a Publix parking lot. Full Story »
Orlando (WTFF) – A man was caught masturbating in a nursery room closet while the mom was getting her 3-month-old daughter ready for daycare, according to deputies.
The woman called 911 after she said there was a stranger masturbating in her child’s nursery closet. Full Story »
Michael Lee Britton, a 56-year-old Florida Man from Ocala, threw an Australian shepherd into oncoming traffic in 2016, according to The Miami Herald. He’s been in jail for more than a year, and will now serve two years probation.
The Ocala Star Banner reports that two vehicles hit the dog, “Yoshi,” causing internal injuries but no broken bones. Yoshi was able to run off after the incident.
Britton was living on the streets at the time. He told police that he saw an arrow in the dog’s side and he wanted to mercy kill the animal so it wouldn’t suffer anymore. An arrow wound was never found. Full Story »
Residents at Spyglass Apartments in Gainesville got some excitement Wednesday afternoon, when Alex Doane was arrested for arson.
He lives there in the student housing with his roommate.
Since Florida’s full of undiagnosed and untreated schizophrenics, it’s only a matter of time before something really crazy happens.
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