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Victim: State of Florida

The law just writes “STATE OF FLORIDA” in the victim box when victimless “crimes” of a harmless and consensual nature are committed on the peninsula. »

Does it smell like weed?

Probably not the best thing to ask a cop when they ask to search your vehicle… »

It’s almost like the “War On Drugs” is a complete failure that weaponized the police against American citizens, enabled drug smugglers to build empires that fund actual crime like human trafficking, took away our individual freedom of choice, increased the amount of overdoses and deaths due to unregulated product strength and content, allowed pharmaceutical companies […] »

House and Senate Bills Aim to Destigmatize ‘Marijuana’ and Legalize it for Recreational Use

Tallahassee (WTFF) – Two bills have been filed that would essentially make marijuana legal in Florida for adults over 21 years of age. »

Florida’s Drug Cartels

Funny how the 7 companies that gave millions of dollars to politicians can sell cannabis in Florida, but if anyone else tries, they’re locked into cages by people with guns, courtesy of our tax dollars. »

Not-So-Excellent Adventure

NSFW: A Florida woman went completely off the rails over $10 makeup, a Florida man’s got meth in low places, and a Florida man sent marijuana smoke signals to help police find him. It’s all in this weeks episode of The Florida Man Report! »

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Citrus County Sheriff Falsely Conflates Cannabis with Fentanyl in Scare Tactic

Floral City (WTFF) – Sheriff Mike Prendergast spewed out propaganda in a news release, claiming, without evidence or logic, that cannabis “could contain” Fentanyl. »

McDonald’s Employee Turns Down Weed as Payment

Port St. Lucie (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly trying to pay for “food” from McDonald’s with some weed. »

Florida Man Catches Felony for Cleaning Up a Dried Plant at the Beach

Palm Coast (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested and charged with a felony after cleaning up some weed from a beach in Flagler County. »

Florida Man Falls Asleep in SUV Full of Stolen Goods

Avon Park (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after deputies found him sleeping inside of a vehicle full of stolen items. »

Pantsless Florida Man Busted Driving Around with Drugs and a Suspended License

Groveland (WTFF) – A Florida man driving around with no pants and no license is facing several drug charges. »

‘You’re treating me like a f*cking black person!’: Florida man to cops

Orlando (WTFF) – A white Republican doctor from Florida came to an airport with a baggie of weed and complained that he was being “treated like a black person” while being arrested. »

BMW-swerving Florida Man Busted for DUI

Volusia County (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested on Saturday night after driving like an idiot on I-4. »

Florida Boy Busted Selling Weed in Middle School Bathroom

Clermont (WTFF) – A 12-year-old Florida boy is facing felony charges for selling weed at school. »

Lake County Arrests – May 2 & 3, 2018

Everyone is INNOCENT until proven guilty. Don’t judge too quickly. Compiled from the arrest affidavits processed on May 2 and 3, 2018. Thank you Lake County Sheriff’s Office. »

Cannabis Laws

The laws regarding cannabis are completely archaic and absurd. They were founded in ignorance, fear, greed, and hatred, rather than research, understanding, fairness, and respect. That being said, it’s not the fault of the police that the herb is illegal. Don’t hate them for it. They’re just doing their job, and over half of them […] »

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