82,000 stolen guns in Florida have never been found

Since 2007, at least 82,000 guns have been reported stolen in Florida and never found.

That’s 22 guns a day, stolen.

For the past 10 years, on almost every hour, some idiot lets their gun get stolen.

Every day, 22 new guns are out on the street in the hands of Florida Man and Florida Woman. They’re for sale. They’re used in home robberies. Your daughter’s Florida Man boyfriend carries one on him at all times.

WTSP reports 9,000 guns missing in Tampa Bay alone.

Not letting your gun get stolen is what separates Florida men from Florida Man.

Don’t be a dumb fuck.

Store guns so they are not accessible to unauthorized persons. (NRA)

13-Year-Old Florida Boy Kidnaps Woman and Steals Car at Gunpoint

Joyce Ellis carjacking

Lake City (WTFF) A 13-year-old boy pointed a gun at a 67-year-old woman, stole her car, and drove off with her still in the passenger seat on Halloween. He’s now facing charges of carjacking and abduction.

It all started in Lake City when Florida Boy was out trick-or-treating.

He came across Joyce Ellis at her home and asked for a ride. She said no. Florida Boy paused for a moment, smiled, and left.
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Fake DEA Agent Handcuffs Prostitute at Gunpoint, Lets Her Escape to Buy Drugs

Martin P Smith

Trampites are well-known for their wild sexual escapades. Handcuffs are entry-level freaky, and throughout the Tampa Bay area, light bondage is basically as mild as missionary position.

Martin P. Smith is a 42-year-old Trampite from St. Petersburg.

He predictably got the urge to handcuff a hooker, and drove to the Motel 6 in Sugarloaf Township, Pennsylvania to make it happen early Saturday morning.
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Florida Man Shoots his Gun after getting Tackled for Starting Bar Fight

andre mouton
Andre Mouton, 54, of Melbourne, charges: Agg assault w/deadly weapon wo intent kill; breach of peace; discharge firearm in public. (Photo: Brevard County Sheriff’s Office)

An early Sunday bar fight led to shots fired inside Tracy’s Lounge on Wickham Road when a verbal altercation between two males escalated, according to police.

Andre Mouton of Melbourne was taken into custody around 2 a.m. Sunday on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill, breach of peace with disorderly conduct and discharge of a firearm in public after police say he fired a bullet inside the Suntree bar.
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George Zimmerman says he’s homeless and suffering from PTSD

zimmerman interview

George Zimmerman says his problems continue.

He told a Spanish language television station he is now homeless, battling post-traumatic stress disorder, more than $2 million in debt and lives in fear for his life.

Zimmerman opened up on the Univision television show “Aquí y Ahora” (Here and Now) that will air Sunday on the Spanish language station at 7 p.m. Full Story »