It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem

(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. Full Story »

Florida Man Punches Girlfriend over Missing Cookie

Port St. Lucie (WTFF) – A man was arrested after punching his girlfriend for allegedly eating the last cookie.

Last Thursday, 31-year-old Richard Hessic was hanging out with his girlfriend of three years. Like most most people who get sick of seeing each other all the time, they were arguing. This time the argument was about a cookie. Full Story »

St. Lucie Man tells the FBI he’s a very good bomb maker

Fort Pierce got some attention from the FBI on Thursday, Sept. 28 when they assisted St. Lucie County Sheriff’s officers with an arrest.

Charles Baker merited the visit by sending an online note to the FBI claiming to be a “very good bomb maker.” They were not impressed with his self-proclaimed skills. Perhaps if he wrote it like a resumé they would have offered him a job, but he spoiled his chances already…

He also threatened to kill any “fake feds” that come to his home.

In the note he mentioned that he’s needed the FBI for five years, and included a Department of Corrections inmate number. Full Story »