Drunk Florida Man Calls 911 on Himself for a DUI

We all know that two wrongs don’t make a right, but sometimes 1 wrong and 1 right can balance each other out. Like when you’re from Polk County and get piss drunk and start driving, but suddenly decide to call 911 and report that very same drunk driver… anyway, here’s the 911 call, enjoy! Full Story »

It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem

(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. Full Story »