Horse on Combee Rd.

Posted by James D. Jr. on July 15 with the following caption: Theres something you dont normally see on combee rd. 🤦‍♂️ One comment provided more details: This lady actually treats her horses better than herself I spoke with her once at metro. She was also arrested for DUI while riding the horse once lol. […] »

Drunk Florida Man Calls 911 on Himself for a DUI

We all know that two wrongs don’t make a right, but sometimes 1 wrong and 1 right can balance each other out. Like when you’re from Polk County and get piss drunk and start driving, but suddenly decide to call 911 and report that very same drunk driver… anyway, here’s the 911 call, enjoy! »

It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem

(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »

Polk County Sheriff’s Office tells evacuees seeking shelter from Hurricane Irma that they will be escorted to jail if they have a warrant

Redditor GALACTICA-Actual has a brilliant exposition on this: I’m ex law enforcement, and yes, this was an asshole move. I don’t know anything about this guy, so I’m not going to try to speak to his motivations, but this is problematic in a few ways. Yes, if we run someone for a warrant and they […] »

Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up

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Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »

Winter Haven police officer arrested for sex with teenage girl

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WINTER HAVEN, Fla. (AP) — A Winter Haven police officer has been arrested on suspicion of having sex with a 17-year-old girl. The Tampa Bay Times reports that 39-year-old Winter Haven police Officer William Kenna was arrested early Saturday after the department received a tip about the relationship. Winter Haven Police say officers found Kenna […] »

Floridians For Freedom

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Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »

Naked man arrested after Lake Wales couple finds him in their yard

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A Lake Wales man was charged with trespassing and indecent exposure after a couple said they found him naked in their yard. Investigators say the homeowner was awakened when his home security alarm went off around 7:45 a.m. on Sunday. He told police that he went outside to his porch to see what was going […] »

Florida Face Tattoo

Brian M. Dodson of Polk County. Proudly posing with his backwards Florida face tattoo. A tattoo of Florida. On his face. Backwards. What. The. Fuck. Florida. Source: https://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Brian_Dodson_29523404/ »