Pensacola (WTFF) – A drunk, shirtless Florida Man reportedly broke into several homes looking for a fight. He eventually ran into a fence and knocked himself out. Full Story »
Uncivilized barbarians known as “Trumpanzees” will be gathering in droves to honor their cult leader, Donald, on November 3, 2018 in Pensacola.
These creatures are incredibly violent. Do not approach them, especially if you’re “colored.”
People like Cesar Sayoc are completely indoctrinated by the Trump administration, and will gladly kill anyone who is “against” their dear leader. Savoc mailed 13 pipe bombs to critics of Trump. He’s since been arrested.Van that the MAGA bomber lived in.
White people all over America have been radicalized by Trump’s Nazi-like propaganda and hatred.
Refrain from countering their delusional rants with facts, this will only infuriate them.
Just let these animals congregate and seethe in their own toxicity.
Stay above the hate. Stay above the greed. Stay above the delusion.
Ignore these vile fucks.
Or laugh at them:
Molino (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested for allegedly shooting at her husband after he came home with divorce papers. Full Story »
Pensacola (WTFF) – A married couple from Northwest Florida was arrested after planning to storm a school with their revolver. Full Story »
Sent to us by a Floridian from Pensacola via Facebook.
This photo was taken in Pensacola and uploaded by Adrian J.
Here’s a photo of a panhandling Florida Man and a panhandling dog in The Panhandle (Pensacola to be exact). Florida Man’s sign reads, “OUT OF WORK PORNSTAR,” while the dog’s sign reads, “F*CK HIM… FEED ME.” Full Story »
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. Full Story »
A video surfaced featuring a cop at the Cordova Mall in Pensacola grabbing a woman by her braids, dragging her around, and wrestling her to the ground. We only assume she’s a shoplifting suspect because of the circumstances. (Scroll down past the video to see the updates to the story).
Like most viral videos, it begins in the middle of the chaos, so there’s no safe way for us to guess how this all really started. It’s safe to say though, that grabbing someone by the hair isn’t part of the “how to apprehend a suspect” curriculum… but then again, this is Nawrth Flawrduh.
According to some of the locals, her blue outfit indicates that she’s Pensacola PD and not just a mall cop. Also the fact that she has a gun. The mall cops wear white outfits and don’t carry guns (yet).
Anyway… here’s the disgraceful video… enjoy… Full Story »
(WTFF) – A man in Escambia County was arrested for aggravated battery after allegedly beating his victim with a PlayStation 4.
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Clean Energy Fest Focuses on Our Energy Future
PENSACOLA — Pensacola’s second annual Clean Energy Fest brings renewable energy and fun to downtown Pensacola on Saturday, Nov. 5, from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. The event celebrates a clean energy future through art, food, live music, and dynamic people showcasing solar, wind, and people-power for the 21st century. The event is part of the 2016 Pensacola Foo Foo Festival, and will be held at the Bowden Building and TT Wentworth Museum yard.
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Milton, FL (WTFF) — A Florida cop who ate some pills and purposely rammed his patrol vehicle into his ex-wife’s home has been sentenced to two years of probation.
The incident happened back in November of 2016 in Milton, FL.
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These photos were sent to us from Pensacola. Florida’s quirkiness is our armor against the insanity. This little guy brings a lot of smiles to people, enjoy! Full Story »
Oh you know, just a Pensacola man taking his 9-foot-long pet snake for a walk… Full Story »
A 33-year-old seafood distribution delivery driver was arrested Sunday for allegedly ejaculating on a female employee at Sabine Sandbar. Full Story »
An Escambia County jury on Thursday found Bradley Jean Hubbard not guilty of sexually abusing the family dog. Full Story »
Dear Floridians (and everybody else),
Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State.
After the laughter comes tears. The victims of Florida’s insanity aren’t laughing (unless they’re truly demented, which happens sometimes). We have a responsibility to improve Florida as much as we can.
WTF Florida would like to state a new mission:
We are dedicated to becoming a Karma Neutral State.
We want Florida’s karmatic number to be perfectly balanced at zero. Laughing at other people’s misery brings negative karma. Doing fucked up shit brings negative karma. Helping people who have been fucked over by Florida’s insanity brings you positive karma. We are still going to make fun of everybody who shows up on this site, but we are also going to start getting more serious about fixing stupid shit.
From this point on, we will occasionally start petitions to bring about justice, and to fix things that are unfair or that defy morals. We encourage our readers to help, not only by signing and sharing these petitions, but to also create them yourselves and to contact your representatives when appropriate. Please contact us if you have an issue that is important to you.
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All big problems start small. You can make a difference today by doing little things. Give a homeless person a bottle of water. Ask a local school what supplies they need and gift them with what you can afford. Use your fucking turn signals. The list goes on.
Help us help our state.
Let’s work together for the greater good.
Let’s make Florida slightly less fucked up.
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute.
Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected right is clear and viewed my many as absolute. Floridians For Freedom believes adults right to whole plant cannabis should be comparable and hopes you agree. Full Story »
PENSACOLA, Fla. (WEAR) — Three women were arrested in the south Pensacola area for allegedly beating a man with their fists, sticks and a beer bottle.
Police say they also stole the man’s car, while his fiance’s stepson was in the front seat. Full Story »
A Pensacola man is facing multiple charges for allegedly destroying nine mailboxes, throwing a scooter through a window and damaging two vehicles in a neighborhood.
Police say Demetrics Bethea White, 25, committed the string of crimes early on Tuesday morning. His arrest report claims he went to his ex-girlfriend’s house in the 100 block of Diego Circle and left a shoe in her mailbox. The woman had an injunction order against him and told Escambia County Sheriff’s Office deputies that White often leaves items in her mailbox. Full Story »
Things kept getting worse and worse for one Century man on Tuesday.
While being held in custody at the Escambia County Judicial Center on an outstanding warrant, authorities searched 25-year-old Colby Satterwhite and found a baggie of meth in the torn seam of his underwear.
Satterwhite was was being searched by Escambia County Sheriff’s Office (ECSO) deputies before his transportation to the county jail.
The ECSO said the baggie fell from Satterwhite’s crotch area to the ground.
He was charged with felony possession of meth and two counts of possession of drug paraphernalia. That is in addition to his original driving while license suspended charge.
Satterwhite posted bail on Wednesday and was released.
Pensacola (WTFF) – A “sovereign citizen” allegedly opened fire at a seafood market after learning that they had run out of crawfish. Full Story »