It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem

(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »

North Floridian Visits Boca Raton

boca raton rebel flag
A bumper-sticker riddled truck flying a hybrid Confederate Battle Flag and American flag was spotted in Boca Raton. It is presumed that he’s lost, and on his way back to North Florida, because SoFla really isn’t down with the “Rebel Flag.” »

Teen accused of raping neighbor, offering yardwork to make amends

Timothy Adam Walding
BOYNTON BEACH – An 18-year-old suburban Boynton Beach man is being held at the Palm Beach County Jail without bond after he allegedly raped his neighbor, according to an arrest report. After the assault, Timothy Adam Walding asked the woman if he could make it up to her by doing yardwork, the sheriff’s office report […] »