Palm Coast (WTFF) – A 1st grader Florida boy might get suspended after starting a fire in the school bathroom. Full Story »
Dunnell (WTFF) – Flagler Sheriff Rick Staly has called the Flagler County jail by another name for over a year, and now it’s unofficially even more official. Full Story »
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. Full Story »
Palm Coast (Flagler County Sheriff’s Office) – Flagler County Sheriff’s deputies responded to 110 White Hall Drive in Palm Coast on December 26 to conduct a security check of the property after the homeowner contacted authorities about suspicious statements made by his son-in-law regarding not letting a child touch the front door of the home. Full Story »
A Flagler County Woman got arrested after showing up at a wedding uninvited, pouring a drink on her boyfriend, and punching a woman in the face.
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Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected right is clear and viewed my many as absolute. Floridians For Freedom believes adults right to whole plant cannabis should be comparable and hopes you agree. Full Story »
FLAGLER COUNTY, Fla. – Flagler County deputies are asking for help to identify a cross-dressing man they say has been tying women’s pantyhose to vehicles in a business parking lot.
The sheriff’s office said it received a call about the man, who was seen leaving the pantyhose on vehicles at a Home Depot.
“To be so bold in the middle of the day to do something like this, we want to identify this individual so we can reach out to him and make contact,” Cmdr. Steve Brandt said.
Brandt said the anonymous complaint filed two days ago said a man was tying pantyhose to the vehicles of Houligan’s employees. Full Story »
PALM COAST – An argument between two teenagers and sellers at a Girl Scout cookies stand outside the Wal-Mart in Palm Coast turned loud, violent and ended with boxes of cookies “strewn all over the sidewalk and frantic patrons everywhere” on Saturday, according to the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office. Full Story »
Life at home for one Florida man got a lot more complicated when he accidentally shot his girlfriend in both legs thinking she was a hog.
Flagler County Sheriff’s deputies say 52-year-old Steven Egan was hog hunting Saturday night with girlfriend Lisa Simmons at a hunting camp off a rural county road in Flagler, in the northern part of the state.
Around 7:30 p.m., officials said, Egan shot at a hog and then left Simmons behind in the tent to go look for it. When he heard a noise in the woods he fired his gun again, thinking it was the animal.
Unbeknown to Egan, Simmons had also left the tent to pick up loose oranges that had fallen from trees on the property. Instead of hitting his wild target, Egan struck his girlfriend in both legs with a .30-caliber bullet.
“He saw a hog and thought he shot it and went to look for it,” Maj. Steve Clair with the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office told ABCNews.com. “He heard her and thought it was a hog and just shot.”
Simmons, of Brandon, had to be airlifted to the Halifax Health Medical Center for surgery and was listed in serious condition.
Authorities said they did not plan to charge Egan in the incident.
“He was very sympathetic that he’d shot his girlfriend,” Clair said. ” It was an accident. I think it was just a violation of one of the cardinal rules of hunting which is you never shoot what you don’t see.”