Snake versus Gator

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An alligator and a Burmese Python were spotted in a standoff at “The Golf Club at Fiddler’s Creek” in Naples, Florida. Entangled together, they seem to both be determined to kill each other, trapping themselves in an endless and futile battle. Like many of us. »

Florida Bear Smacks a Floridian

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Naples (WTFF) – A Floridian got smacked by a bear outside his home. Andy Meunier was taking his dog outside on Tuesday evening, when he turned around and saw a bear hanging out a feet away. »

It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem

(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »

Mosquitoes forced to feed off diseased rats because of pythons taking over the Everglades

It now appears that two of Florida’s worst environmental issues have joined forces. Invasive Burmese pythons are disrupting the Everglades to the point where mammals are now extremely scarce, and mosquitoes are forced to feed off rats that carry dangerous viruses. A new study published in the journal Biology Letters from the University of Florida […] »

Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up

Let's Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »

Floridians For Freedom

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Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »

Bear killed in a car accident, partner found dead near by

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Two bears were found dead Wednesday in Collier County. The first was found blocking traffic on Golden Gate Boulevard and appeared to have been hit by a vehicle, according to Michelle Batten, a Collier County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman. Deputies removed the medium-size bear from the road near Max Hasse Community Park in Golden Gate Estates, […] »

Naples woman arrested for having sex with dogs

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A Naples woman was arrested by Collier County deputies for having sex with dogs. Miranda Johns, 21, was arrested Monday and charged with three counts of engaging in sexual conduct with an animal. According to an arrest report, deputies were interviewing a man about a sexual battery case involving Johns. The individual denied battering Johns […] »