Alcohol Archives - WTF Florida?

Drunk Florida Woman Masturbates in Walmart Parking Lot

Barefoot Bay (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested in the Walmart parking lot on Malabar Road after customers dialed 911, according to the Palm Bay Police Department. »

Drunk Florida Pair Have Make-Up Sex in Random Yard

Key West (WTFF) – A Florida couple was arrested after reportedly having sex in a woman’s yard. »

Florida Pair Have Sex in Cop Car After Bicycle DUI Arrests

Nassau County (WTFF) – A Florida man and a Florida woman reportedly had sex in a patrol car after they were arrested for drunkenly riding their bikes. »

Florida Man Drives Golf Cart Through Walmart

Gibsonton (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after crashing his golf cart into a Walmart on Thursday, according to the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office. »

Florida Transplant Gropes a Mother, Tells Her Husband: ‘Go Back to the Country You Came From’

Tarpon Springs (WTFF) – A Polk County woman was arrested for battery after groping a woman in front of her 6-year-old daughter and telling her husband to “go back” to his country. »

Drunk Florida Man Reportedly Urinates in Front of Villagers at Gator’s Dockside

The Villages (WTFF) – An intoxicated Florida man was arrested after reportedly urinating on a light pole in front of a Gator’s Dockside restaurant in the world’s largest retirement community. »

Florida Woman Refuses to Pay Bar Tab

Stuart (WTFF) – A Florida woman is facing a couple misdemeanors over failing to pay for some vodka and pizza, according to the Martin County Sheriff’s Office. »

Drunk, Coked-Up, Gun-Toting Charter Boat Captain Held Tour Group Captive for 12 Hours, Reportedly

Sarasota (WTFF) – A group of family and friends trying to go on a relaxing 12-hour charter boat fishing tour of the Gulf were instead given the Florida Man tour, according to court documents and news sources. »

Stabbing Drinking Game Lands Florida Woman in Jail

Fort Pierce (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after playing a drinking game where the loser gets stabbed. »

Drunk Florida Man Crashes Riding Lawn Mower into Parked Police Car

Haines City (WTFF) – A Polk County man with a blood alcohol level of 0.241 was arrested after crashing into a police cruiser with his riding lawn mower. »

Feral Florida Man Drunkenly Eats Spaghetti With Bare Hands Outside of Olive Garden

Naples (WTF) – A drunk Florida man was arrested after causing a “disturbance” at an Olive Garden restaurant. »

Slight Slur

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Crashed Florida Man Tells Cop Fake Urine was for ‘Role Play’ with Wife

Fort Pierce (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man who crashed into a semi-trailer truck told the arresting officer that the fake urine found in his bag was used for “role play” with his wife. »

Drunk Florida Man Passes Out in Wendy’s Drive-Thru Lane

Cape Coral (WTFF) – A Florida man was found passed out in his running vehicle while waiting in the drive-through line at Wendy’s. »

Drunk Florida Woman Crashes into Fire Hydrant, Creates Sinkhole, Nearly Drowns

Marion County (WTFF) – A drunk Florida woman nearly drowned after driving into a fire hydrant during an intoxicated joy ride on Friday. »

Panhandle Man Drunkenly Breaks into Homes Looking to Fight

Pensacola (WTFF) – A drunk, shirtless Florida Man reportedly broke into several homes looking for a fight. He eventually ran into a fence and knocked himself out. »

Drunken Trailer Park Tift on Florida Street Leads to Florida Man’s Arrest

Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested Wednesday night after a verbal dispute disturbed the trailer park. »

Drunk Florida Man Sings ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ During Journey to Jail

Vero Beach (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man arrested on a DUI charge started singing Journey on his way to jail. »

Drunk Florida Teen Refuses to Leave Hospital

Clermont (WTFF) – A 17-year-old Florida teen was arrested after causing a disturbance at South Lake Hospital on Tuesday night. »

Drunk Florida Man Goes on Beer Run with Gator

Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Florida man carried a gator tucked under his arm while going on a beer run. »

Drunk White People

Drunk Florida Man Flicks Off Cop After Trespassing

Umatilla (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after driving his pickup truck while intoxicated. »

Florida Man Breaks into Dollar General and Steals Beer Wearing a ‘This Guy Needs a Beer’ Shirt

Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after video surveillance caught him forcibly breaking into a Dollar General and stealing beer. »

Drunk Florida Man Speeds Away from Troopers, Crashes into Tree, Shouts Racial Slurs, Pulls out Penis

Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man is facing a litany of charges after driving drunk. »

Drunk Florida Pair Nearly Drop Their Kid on the Floor at Gator’s Dockside

Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida woman and a Florida man are facing two child neglect charges each after getting obliterated at Gator’s Dockside with their child. »

After Crashing Golf Cart, Florida Woman Tells Cops She’s Too “F*cked Up” for Breath Sample

Lady Lake (WTFF) – A drunk Central Florida woman was arrested after slamming a golf cart into some landscaping. »

The Hillsboroughy Doughboy

Our take on the Pillsbury Doughboy: the Tampa Bay version. »

Tourists Accosted by Drunken Couple Swearing Racist Insults at Pool

Orlando (WTFF) – Hotel guests at Omni Orlando Resort at ChampionsGate ran into a racist, mean, drunk couple and posted the confrontation online. »

Drunk Umatilla Man Shoves his Mom

Umatilla (WTFF) – A drunk Central Florida man was arrested after allegedly shoving his mother. »

Drunk Florida Man Pulls out Knife and Taser at McDonald’s, yells “Get Out of My Country!”

St. Augustine (WTFF) – An altercation at McDonald’s ended with a Florida man pulling out a knife and a stun gun after yelling “get out of my country!” »