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Florida Man Full of Painkillers Falls Asleep in Running Car at Circle K Gas Pump

Tavares (WTFF) – A Florida man with a bunch of drugs was found “slumped forward” and slumbering in his running Chevy at a gas pump around 3 in the afternoon. »

CrackHead Lighter

Daytona Beach (WTFF) – A gas station in Volusia County has chosen to label their cheap modifiable lighter item a “CrackHead Lighter.” »

Florida’s War On Drugs Made Chocolate and Cheese Illegal

Tallahassee (WTFF) – Overzealous lawmakers eager to ban dangerous substances without first doing their homework inadvertently made it a felony to possess certain food products in the state of Florida. »

Deputy Jails Floridian for 41 Days over Laundry Detergent

Stuart (WTFF) – A Floridian spent nearly 6 weeks in jail because a deputy found laundry detergent in his car. »

Trip Patrol

There should be a serious constitutional amendment to legalize all drugs. Take the role away from cops so they can focus on violent crimes. Create a “trip patrol” who come equipped with mental health training to talk down “bad trips” but with a few backups who can tackle drunk people and PCP users if needed. […] »

Prison + Profit

It’s almost like arresting drug addicts and spending tax dollars to put them in overpriced storage containers only to release them later with no rehabilitation and with a record that denies them from having a good job doesn’t really work for society. Are humans actually so ignorant that they believe these efforts are effective? Or […] »

Florida Mom Leaves Two Kids in Hot Car with Meth while Shopping at Dollar Tree

Hudson (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after reportedly leaving two small children in a hot car with a bag of meth while shopping at a Dollar Tree store. »

Spice Emergencies Lead to Arrests

Gainesville (WTFF) – Thirteen Floridians were taken to area hospitals after consuming “spice.” Four were arrested. »

2018 Hulaween Arrests – Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park

These series of arrests were made at Spirit of the Suwanee Music Park during the 2018 Hulaween music festival. The narratives are taken directly from arrest affidavits written by the Suwannee County Sheriff’s Office, with quotations around exact phrases. The Live Oak Police Department arrested four people over this weekend, and FHP arrested three, but […] »

Florida Man Complains about Florida Woman’s Long Bathroom Usage, Gets Beer Mug Thrown at Head

Holly Hill (WTFF) – A Florida woman reportedly threw a beer mug at a Florida man’s head after he complained about her being in the bathroom too long. »

Florida Man Reportedly Sprays Coast Guard with Sewage for Raiding his Party Boat

Miami (WTFF) – An “illegal” party boat got busted by the feds. »

Ocala Drugs Drive-Thru

Ocala, Florida: Home of the Dopest Drive-Thrus. »

Florida Man Runs From Cops, Drowns in Retention Pond

Orlando (WTFF) – A Florida man is dead after being chased into a retention pond by cops. »

Buying drugs in Florida

Florida Pair Build Drive-Thru Window to Sell Drugs out of their Mobile Home

Ocala (WTFF) – A Florida couple has been arrested after police raided their trailer. »

Pantsless Florida Man Busted Driving Around with Drugs and a Suspended License

Groveland (WTFF) – A Florida man driving around with no pants and no license is facing several drug charges. »

Xanaxed Transplant Arrested for Domestic Violence

Mascotte (WTFF) – A Florida Transplant was arrested after reportedly beating and threatening his girlfriend. »

Smile for the Camera!

Here’s a great photo posted by the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office. »

Florida Man Breaks into Dollar General and Steals Beer Wearing a ‘This Guy Needs a Beer’ Shirt

Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after video surveillance caught him forcibly breaking into a Dollar General and stealing beer. »

Naked Florida Man Dances Around Fire Holding Knife and Speaking Gibberish

Cape Coral (WTFF) – A naked Florida man was arrested on June 22 around 1:30 in the morning after reportedly assaulting officers. »

Because His Testicles Hurt, Florida Man Threatened to Kill His Neighbors

Westville (WTFF) – A Walton County man was arrested after allegedly screaming at his neighbors and threatening to kill them because his testicles were hurting. »

After a “bad reaction,” Florida Man calls the cops to complain about the meth he bought

Hawthorne (WTFF) – A Florida Man has been arrested on methamphetamine charges. »

Florida Woman Pair Found with Meth in Nailed Up Trailer

Astor (WTFF) – Two Florida Womans were arrested for meth in a trailer home they nailed shut. »

Florida Man Huffs Air Duster in Front of a Cop, Tries Driving Away

Gainesville (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after inhaling an air duster and trying to drive away from police. »

Crystal Methvin Arrested With Meth Again

St. Augustine (WTFF) – A Florida woman named Crystal Methvin was arrested for meth, along with a Florida man, Douglas Nickerson. »

Florida man attacks his mom with spaghetti because “demons were in his head”

Mount Dora (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested on Thursday after reportedly tossing spaghetti on his mom and shoving her through a wall. »

Junkies Busted Sleeping in Stolen Nissan

Eustis (WTFF) – Two Florida Natives were arrested for GTA and drug charges after being found sleeping in a stolen vehicle in front of someone’s home on a dirt road. »

Lake County Arrests – May 2 & 3, 2018

Everyone is INNOCENT until proven guilty. Don’t judge too quickly. Compiled from the arrest affidavits processed on May 2 and 3, 2018. Thank you Lake County Sheriff’s Office. »

After Crashing his Car, Florida Man Asks Trooper if He Can Get More Meth

Orlando (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after asking a Florida Highway Patrol trooper if he could run off and get more meth after crashing his vehicle. »

2018 Leesburg Bikefest Weekend Arrests

This Monday marks the end of Leesburg Bikefest (known simply as “bahk fast” by the locals). It involves motorcycles, alcohol, ass & titties, hair metal bands, and lots and lots of cheap beer. Doctors and lawyers come from all over to cosplay as renegade bikers. Locals show up and party. Dealers show up and sell […] »

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