Trip Patrol

There should be a serious constitutional amendment to legalize all drugs. Take the role away from cops so they can focus on violent crimes. Create a “trip patrol” who come equipped with mental health training to talk down “bad trips” but with a few backups who can tackle drunk people and PCP users if needed. […] »

Prison + Profit

It’s almost like arresting drug addicts and spending tax dollars to put them in overpriced storage containers only to release them later with no rehabilitation and with a record that denies them from having a good job doesn’t really work for society. Are humans actually so ignorant that they believe these efforts are effective? Or […] »

2018 Hulaween Arrests – Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park

These series of arrests were made at Spirit of the Suwanee Music Park during the 2018 Hulaween music festival. The narratives are taken directly from arrest affidavits written by the Suwannee County Sheriff’s Office, with quotations around exact phrases. The Live Oak Police Department arrested four people over this weekend, and FHP arrested three, but […] »

2018 Leesburg Bikefest Weekend Arrests

This Monday marks the end of Leesburg Bikefest (known simply as “bahk fast” by the locals). It involves motorcycles, alcohol, ass & titties, hair metal bands, and lots and lots of cheap beer. Doctors and lawyers come from all over to cosplay as renegade bikers. Locals show up and party. Dealers show up and sell […] »