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Because His Testicles Hurt, Florida Man Threatened to Kill His Neighbors

Westville (WTFF) – A Walton County man was arrested after allegedly screaming at his neighbors and threatening to kill them because his testicles were hurting.

The Florida Man was spotted on June 10, “on drugs and threatening to kill the neighbors with a gun,” according to the arrest report collected by NWF Daily News. His name was not released.

Covered in sweat, the Florida Man said he had parasites from swimming in the creek. An officer asked what happened at Cook Road. Reportedly he said that he was trying to make a phone call using his neighbor’s phones, but they wouldn’t let him. He explained that his yelling and cursing was due to his hurting testicles.

He then became “apologetic.”

Police found his phone smashed in the road. Apparently he threw it down earlier. Nothing further to report.

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Because His Testicles Hurt, Florida Man Threatened to Kill His Neighbors

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