Volusia County Sheriff Mike Chitwood

If every Sheriff thought like him, Florida would be a much safer and more peaceful place. Amazing Florida Man headlines would decrease, but it’d be worth it. Cop hate would decrease, because there would be more accountability and trust. Crime would decrease because we could focus on important stuff and not waste effort. Plus we could call scumbags “scumbags” and lying politicians “lying sacks of shit” without worrying about being politically correct, as long as that rough language is being used to break down negativity and inequality. Full Story »

It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem

(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. Full Story »

Naked Florida Man Runs into Old Lady’s House, Wears Her Clothes

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New Smyrna Beach (WTFF) – A naked man was running through the house of an 82-year-old woman and stopped to try on her clothing, police say.

Joseph Vaglica was butt naked when he walked into a garage in New Symrna beach on Tuesday morning.

The garage door led to the home of Sylvia Garmon, who experienced the shock of seeing a real-life Florida Man.
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Bella Vista Baptist Church

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Bella Vista Baptist Church “Forgiveness Is Swallowing When You Want To Spit.”

A church in Edgewater had to change their sign about forgiveness after it was mistaken for a sexual innuendo.

“We apologize if anyone was offended,” officials from the church wrote, according to clickorlando.com.

Florida Boy Defends Himself Against a Clown Using a Selfie Stick

It’s October in Volusia County, on Friday the 13th. The cool morning air reminds Floridians that Halloween is approaching.

11-year-old Florida Boy is riding his bike, pedaling north along Howland Boulevard…

While approaching Pine Ridge High school he heard a noise in the bushes… slowing down, he got a little closer to investigate.

Suddenly a clown jumped out of the bushes!
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Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up

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“Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up.”

Dear Floridians (and everybody else),

Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State.

After the laughter comes tears. The victims of Florida’s insanity aren’t laughing (unless they’re truly demented, which happens sometimes). We have a responsibility to improve Florida as much as we can.

WTF Florida would like to state a new mission:

We are dedicated to becoming a Karma Neutral State.

We want Florida’s karmatic number to be perfectly balanced at zero. Laughing at other people’s misery brings negative karma. Doing fucked up shit brings negative karma. Helping people who have been fucked over by Florida’s insanity brings you positive karma. We are still going to make fun of everybody who shows up on this site, but we are also going to start getting more serious about fixing stupid shit.

From this point on, we will occasionally start petitions to bring about justice, and to fix things that are unfair or that defy morals. We encourage our readers to help, not only by signing and sharing these petitions, but to also create them yourselves and to contact your representatives when appropriate. Please contact us if you have an issue that is important to you.

Send us info about your non-profit group or activism group, and we will try to get you more views (if you don’t mind being associated with us). Use the Contact page and let us know what you’re about.

All big problems start small. You can make a difference today by doing little things. Give a homeless person a bottle of water. Ask a local school what supplies they need and gift them with what you can afford. Use your fucking turn signals. The list goes on.

Help us help our state.

Let’s work together for the greater good.

Let’s make Florida slightly less fucked up.

 

 

Floridians For Freedom

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Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute.

Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected right is clear and viewed my many as absolute. Floridians For Freedom​ believes adults right to whole plant cannabis should be comparable and hopes you agree. Full Story »

10-year-old Florida Boy cuts off ankle monitor and steals another car

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DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. – A 10-year-old Florida boy cut off his ankle monitor the day after being charged with stealing a car and stole another one.

Police say it was his fourth arrest for car theft in six weeks.

The police describe this Florida boy as “flashy.” We won’t know much more than that, as his privacy is protected because of his age. (The article preview picture was just a random kid pretending to drive.) Full Story »

Florida Stepfather Excuses Child Abuse Charges Because He’s From a ‘Rich, White Family’

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A Daytona Beach stepfather has been arrested as part of a child-abuse investigation where a severely neglected 5-year-old was discovered weighing under 25 pounds.

Brian Hall, 29, is married to the child’s mother, Naomi Hall, who is accused of allowing this abuse to take place. She was arrested last week and posted bond, according to theroot.com.

Department of Children and Families investigators were visiting their Daytona Beach home on June 28, when they discovered the 5-year-old on the living room floor. The young victim was extremely thin, and seemed to be dehydrated.

He was found trying to eat cereal scraps from the carpet. The report also shows that the child’s hands and feet were orange, and that he had blisters all over his body.

The mother, Naomi Hall, told investigators that she would often neglect to feed him for 3 or 4 days at a time. She also failed to provide his medication. The young boy was unable to stand or speak.

When investigators asked the stepfather, Brian Hall, about this deplorable abuse, he replied:

“He is not my responsibility; I’m not his father. I come from a rich and white family.”

He pointed to the two other children in the living who are his, and said, “Those two are taken care of.”

He is facing charges of failure to report suspected child abuse or neglect.

All the children were taken into DCF custody.

Brian Hall, Daytona Beach Man who is hopefully getting ass-raped on a daily basis in prison, as the karmatic devices of the universe unfurl their poetic balancing act.

Bradley Barefoot Steals Forklift Again Because He Doesn’t Feel Like Walking

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Meet Bradley Barefoot of Port Orange, Florida. 43 years old. He was arrested Wednesday night for stealing a forklift… again.

Back in April of 2016, Daytona Beach police reported that Barefoot took a forklift from behind a Best Buy around 4 in the morning.

He was caught bare-footed again on Wednesday, June 28th on Nova Road in Port Orange. Police tell us that: “There was a male parked in a handicap spot with a piece of heavy equipment that had a mattress on it. The male was barefoot, talking to himself while swearing and throwing his hands up.”

Barefoot had moved some boxes around and then drove it around the Bob Evans restaurant on International Speedway Boulevard before getting busted.

When Daytona Beach police asked why he took the forklift, he said:

“…it was better than walking.”

They arrested him, and according to clickorlando.com he was charged with grand theft.


 

A separate forklift theft incident took place recently in the Florida Keys too:

https://wtfflorida.com/news-articles/drunk-man-crashes-stolen-forklift-florida-keys/

Florida people just love stealing forklifts I guess…

 

Empty Boat Crashes Full-Speed into Daytona Beach

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DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. – A 20-year-old man was arrested after he allegedly stole a 36-foot boat that later crashed ashore in Daytona Beach with no one aboard, Volusia County Beach Safety officials said.

Officials said Jonathan Race stole the boat from a marina in Daytona Beach Saturday morning.

Coast Guard officials began searching after the boat ran ashore near the Silver Beach entrance of the beach at about 10:30 a.m., beach safety officials said.

The boat was traveling full speed when it came ashore, investigators said. Beach safety officers had to board the boat and turn off the engine. Full Story »