Holly Hill (WTFF) – A Florida woman reportedly threw a beer mug at a Florida man’s head after he complained about her being in the bathroom too long. Full Story »
Daytona Beach (WTFF) – A Florida man was shot on Friday night during an argument about a tattoo. Full Story »
Deltona (WTFF) – A former pastor at a Deltona church is facing a felony charge of video voyeurism after a member of the church reported he took a photo up her dress when she was in his office with his children. Full Story »
Volusia County (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested on Saturday night after driving like an idiot on I-4. Full Story »
A woman who appeared to attempt to abduct two children at a Volusia County beach park was arrested Monday afternoon after two parents reported they had to pull their kids away from her. Full Story »
(WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after reportedly attempting to abduct a 5-year-old boy and a 7-year-old girl. Full Story »
South Daytona (WTFF) – A Florida Man was arrested after reportedly blowing up his neighbor’s car after calling the victim a “n*gger” and saying that he’s flashy. Full Story »
UPDATE 6/7/18: Mr. McDonough has been located safe in South Carolina. Thanks!
A Silver Alert has been issued for a DeLand man who was believed to be traveling north on Interstate 95 and could be in Georgia. Full Story »
Deltona (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after causing two more crashes after fleeing from a crash. Full Story »
Deltona (WTFF) – A Florida boy at Deltona Middle School was charged with a felony after sending a text that falsely warned of school violence. Full Story »
Deltona (WTFF) – Volusia County sheriff’s detectives have arrested one suspect in an early Sunday home invasion robbery in Deltona and continue to work to identify three others who were involved. Full Story »
Holly Hill (WTFF) – A Floridian who was attacked by a Florida Man in a clown mask was able to defend himself by shooting the assailant. Full Story »
Daytona Beach (WTFF) – Phew, false alarm everyone. The naked Florida man who said he put a bomb in a bathroom at the Daytona Beach International Airport was full of shit. Full Story »
Meet Orbit. Full Story »
Deland (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly driving off with an ATV during a test ride. Full Story »
Tallahassee (WTFF) – A new law in Florida makes it easier for pet lovers to reunite with their lost furry friends, and imposes stricter punishments on animal abusers. Full Story »
Deland (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after smashing things in his home with a hammer and threatening to kill a man who he accused of sleeping with his girlfriend. Full Story »
If every Sheriff thought like him, Florida would be a much safer and more peaceful place. Amazing Florida Man headlines would decrease, but it’d be worth it. Cop hate would decrease, because there would be more accountability and trust. Crime would decrease because we could focus on important stuff and not waste effort. Plus we could call scumbags “scumbags” and lying politicians “lying sacks of shit” without worrying about being politically correct, as long as that rough language is being used to break down negativity and inequality. Full Story »
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. Full Story »
New Smyrna Beach (WTFF) – A naked man was running through the house of an 82-year-old woman and stopped to try on her clothing, police say.
Joseph Vaglica was butt naked when he walked into a garage in New Symrna beach on Tuesday morning.
The garage door led to the home of Sylvia Garmon, who experienced the shock of seeing a real-life Florida Man.
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(WTFF) – A husband and wife in Deltona told detectives they were shot during a home invasion, while in reality they had both shot themselves in hopes of collecting insurance money.
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A church in Edgewater had to change their sign about forgiveness after it was mistaken for a sexual innuendo.
“We apologize if anyone was offended,” officials from the church wrote, according to clickorlando.com.
Daytona Beach (WTFF) — A man has died after getting punched in the face during an argument over beer in a Popeye’s chicken parking lot.
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Hell hath no fury like a Florida Woman scorned…
Meet Brittany Bonin of Edgewater, FL. On Saturday afternoon she was sitting around getting drunk and was suddenly compelled to action by some combination of jealousy, hurt, and drunkenness, mixed with the most dangerous thing of all: obsessive love.
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It’s October in Volusia County, on Friday the 13th. The cool morning air reminds Floridians that Halloween is approaching.
11-year-old Florida Boy is riding his bike, pedaling north along Howland Boulevard…
While approaching Pine Ridge High school he heard a noise in the bushes… slowing down, he got a little closer to investigate.
Suddenly a clown jumped out of the bushes!
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NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. – A Volusia County man is facing charges after firing a gun outside his home because he mistakenly thought someone was shooting at him, according to authorities. Full Story »
Now here’s something you hardly ever see outside of South Florida… Full Story »
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. – A Daytona Beach woman is accused of crashing her car while driving on the wrong side of the road then urinating herself and yelling racial slurs as officers tried to arrest her, according to police. Full Story »
DAYTONA BEACH — A Daytona Beach man is banned from Volusia County beaches for six months after the mother of a teenager told officers he was giving out a business card that read, “Sugardaddy seeking his sugarbaby.” Full Story »
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After the laughter comes tears. The victims of Florida’s insanity aren’t laughing (unless they’re truly demented, which happens sometimes). We have a responsibility to improve Florida as much as we can.
WTF Florida would like to state a new mission:
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We want Florida’s karmatic number to be perfectly balanced at zero. Laughing at other people’s misery brings negative karma. Doing fucked up shit brings negative karma. Helping people who have been fucked over by Florida’s insanity brings you positive karma. We are still going to make fun of everybody who shows up on this site, but we are also going to start getting more serious about fixing stupid shit.
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Help us help our state.
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Let’s make Florida slightly less fucked up.
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute.
Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected right is clear and viewed my many as absolute. Floridians For Freedom believes adults right to whole plant cannabis should be comparable and hopes you agree. Full Story »
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. – A 10-year-old Florida boy cut off his ankle monitor the day after being charged with stealing a car and stole another one.
Police say it was his fourth arrest for car theft in six weeks.
The police describe this Florida boy as “flashy.” We won’t know much more than that, as his privacy is protected because of his age. (The article preview picture was just a random kid pretending to drive.) Full Story »
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35) – Volusia County Sheriff’s Office reports that a woman was arrested for child neglect after waiting 2 hours to call the police when her 15-year-old daughter wouldn’t stop throwing up. Full Story »
A Daytona Beach stepfather has been arrested as part of a child-abuse investigation where a severely neglected 5-year-old was discovered weighing under 25 pounds.
Brian Hall, 29, is married to the child’s mother, Naomi Hall, who is accused of allowing this abuse to take place. She was arrested last week and posted bond, according to theroot.com.
Department of Children and Families investigators were visiting their Daytona Beach home on June 28, when they discovered the 5-year-old on the living room floor. The young victim was extremely thin, and seemed to be dehydrated.
He was found trying to eat cereal scraps from the carpet. The report also shows that the child’s hands and feet were orange, and that he had blisters all over his body.
The mother, Naomi Hall, told investigators that she would often neglect to feed him for 3 or 4 days at a time. She also failed to provide his medication. The young boy was unable to stand or speak.
When investigators asked the stepfather, Brian Hall, about this deplorable abuse, he replied:
“He is not my responsibility; I’m not his father. I come from a rich and white family.”
He pointed to the two other children in the living who are his, and said, “Those two are taken care of.”
He is facing charges of failure to report suspected child abuse or neglect.
All the children were taken into DCF custody.Brian Hall, Daytona Beach Man who is hopefully getting ass-raped on a daily basis in prison, as the karmatic devices of the universe unfurl their poetic balancing act.
Thank you Erik Rogers for narrating this delightful Florida drama via comic.
Check out his tumblr at https://erikrogers.tumblr.com/
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