Naked Florida man takes a dump and bicycles away

PSL police report

PORT ST. LUCIE — A man exposed himself at a local business before bicycling away naked.

That’s what a woman told Port St. Lucie police happened Jan. 23 at a home health care business in the 100 block of Southwest Port St. Lucie Boulevard, a police report states.

The woman said a man in his late teens or early 20s exposed himself from the waist down to several students there.

The accused nether regions exposer “defecated in the back of the school near their air-conditioning unit then took off running towards the front of the school while naked,” the report states.

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