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Florida Pair Have Sex in Cop Car After Bicycle DUI Arrests

Megan Mondanaro and Aaron Thomas

Nassau County (WTFF) – A Florida man and a Florida woman reportedly had sex in a patrol car after they were arrested for drunkenly riding their bikes.

31-year-old Aaron Thomas and 35-year-old Megan Mondanaro were “riding bikes with no lights in the middle of South Fletcher Avenue,” according to an arrest affidavit collected by the Miami Herald.

They almost got hit by a car, so the deputy pulled them over. The couple had bloodshot eyes and smelled like alcohol.

After being placed into the back of the cop car on DUI charges, the couple started getting frisky.

In Florida, “driving” pretty much anything while drunk merits a DUI charge, even horses.

“While I was outside of my patrol vehicle, Megan and Aaron took their clothes off and started to have sex,” the deputy wrote. “When I opened up the door to stop them, Aaron was naked and Megan had her pants down.”

Thomas managed to escape while being removed from the vehicle. He took off and ran to a nearby parking lot.

He was later caught behind a Cold Stone Creamery, where he earned an extra theft charge for taking the handcuffs with him.

They were both jailed. Mondanaro’s bond was set at $12,508, and Thomas is being held without bond.

Like a true “Florida Man and Florida Woman” pair, they have a rap sheet. Recently, Thomas served 46 days for assaulting a cop. Mondanaro recently spent 60 days in a cell for violating parole from a prior conviction.

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