Florida Boy Defends Himself Against a Clown Using a Selfie Stick

It’s October in Volusia County, on Friday the 13th. The cool morning air reminds Floridians that Halloween is approaching.

11-year-old Florida Boy is riding his bike, pedaling north along Howland Boulevard…

While approaching Pine Ridge High school he heard a noise in the bushes… slowing down, he got a little closer to investigate.

Suddenly a clown jumped out of the bushes!
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New Web Site Owner – Baphomet

satan again

HELLo everybody. Baphomet here. I’m the new owner of WTF Florida.

I’ve been trying to buy the site for quite some time now, but the original admin kept refusing. He said something about wanting to make people laugh to bring them together, and that even though he made fun of everybody, he still had lots of love and hope for the human race. What a little bitch, lol.

Anyways, he’s dead now. I sent out my minion “Bubba the Gimp” to ass rape him, gouge his eyes out, pour bleach on fresh cuts, and force him to listen to hick-hop (country rap). After a fun night of torture, I told Bubba to stick a shotgun in his mouth and blow his fuckin’ head off. Thanks to Florida’s “Stand Your Ground” law, this is perfectly legal… which is honestly kinda fucked up, and I’m literally The Devil… Anyways, his fresh corpse has been buried at the Tallahassee National Cemetery just to fuck with him (he’s always felt a little awkward in North Florida). Full Story »