Spotted in Bradenton, Florida, at the intersection of Cortez and 26th. Photo credit: Steve Lewes.
Panama City (WTFF) – An argument in North Florida between a mother and her son led to a shooting. Full Story »
Zephyrhills (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for allegedly shooting a dog after the pooch pooped in his house on Sunday evening. Full Story »
Paisley (WTFF) – A Lake County man who had a warrant out for Domestic Battery charges tried to escape arrest by jumping into a lake.
St. Augustine (WTFF) – An altercation at McDonald’s ended with a Florida man pulling out a knife and a stun gun after yelling “get out of my country!” Full Story »
Deland (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for allegedly stealing a 4 wheeler. Full Story »
Largo (WTFF) – A Florida couple reportedly stole a motorized shopping cart from a Largo Walmart and drove it to a bar. Full Story »
Groveland (WTFF) – A Florida man living on Swamp Dr. has been arrested after allegedly running over his neighbor’s fence and shooting a deer. Full Story »
Eustis (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man was arrested after allegedly trying to steal some beer from a Publix grocery store. Full Story »
Clearwater Beach (WTFF) – A drunk Florida couple got married on the beach and started fighting each other after the wedding, reportedly. Full Story »
This Monday marks the end of Leesburg Bikefest (known simply as “bahk fast” by the locals). It involves motorcycles, alcohol, ass & titties, hair metal bands, and lots and lots of cheap beer. Doctors and lawyers come from all over to cosplay as renegade bikers. Locals show up and party. Dealers show up and sell meth and cocaine. Vendors sell expensive cheap beer. Hippies and locals sell weed. Old hair metal bands go on stage with oxygen tanks. Bikini contests take place. Copious amounts of alcohol and carnival food are sold. Bikes ride up and down Main Street. It’s pretty fun.
Needless to say, the arrest affidavits are always interesting during these times. Here’s just about everything from Lake County this past weekend, put into a very brief format (City – Charges – Extra details). It’s pretty sloppily written, but there were a shitload of arrests and we’re short staffed. Enjoy!
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A Florida man tried jumping over a canal in his pickup truck while fleeing from the cops, reportedly. Full Story »
Altoona (WTFF) – A Florida man is being held at the Lake County jail after allegedly smashing a woman’s vehicle with a bat. Full Story »
Brevard County (WTFF) – A Florida man who allegedly pointed a rifle at a deputy was tackled and arrested. Full Story »
Pensacola (WTFF) – A married couple from Northwest Florida was arrested after planning to storm a school with their revolver. Full Story »
Pasco County (WTFF) – A Florida man who led deputies on a high speed chase was found hiding in a swamp. Full Story »
My name is Tallahassee
a’on know about y’all,
but I’m real damn proud
Of my cock and my balls.
The capital of Florida,
got some Antebellum babies
that became unchained.
Most of us are meth heads,
hidin’ in the woods,
all the dang northeasterners
ruined our moods…
All state laws
pass through my city,
Ah like ’em even more
if you think they’re shitty.
Sent to us by a Floridian from Pensacola via Facebook.
Deland (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly driving off with an ATV during a test ride. Full Story »
Palatka (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after shouting racial epithets and pointing a gun at a Floridian who was fishing nearby, according to Putnam County authorities. Full Story »
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Florida Woman filmed a six-foot-long rattlesnake in portrait mode as a nearby Florida Man narrated. Here is the video: Full Story »
This photo was taken in Pensacola and uploaded by Adrian J.
Panama City (WTFF) – A Florida man and his 19-year-old daughter are in jail for allegedly committing incest. Full Story »
RoadSnacks did some science. Full Story »
Hmmm, wonder what’s goin’ on in Florida… Full Story »
Rednecks will pull your stuck car out of a sand pit, cook good ol’ fashioned southern food for you and your friends (no matter what race or religion y’all are), and practice gun safety with all 100+ locked firearms they legally own.
Stupid Redneck Assholes drive their oversize pickup trucks 80 MPH through the bike lane while texting, believe that demographic shifts are white genocide, and shoot people in the face for parking too close to their vehicle.
Yankees bring in tourism dollars, improve traffic flow in Florida by invoking the useful “don’t block the box” rule, smile and appreciate the kindness of Floridians even if we’re a little weird.
Stupid Yankee Assholes drive like old ladies from Michigan and go 40 MPH below the speed limit in the passing lane, are always rude to cover up the fact that they’re ignorant, and vote against important things like education while taking advantage of our “no income tax” state.
DELRAY BEACH, Fla. — Two Florida neighborhood watch volunteers are facing charges after deputies say they mistook a lost Uber driver for a burglar, pulled guns on him and fired a shot. Full Story »
Meanwhile at a Jacksonville Jaguars game…
“Would you like for me to hold your beer?” offers a kind soul nearby. “No, I got this,” said the true, honest-to-goodness Florida Man man atop a camo-print 2013 Can-Am XMR 1000 at the bottom of the pool. This is perhaps the most majestic act of Florida Manning I’ve seen in a long time. Full Story »
The town of Micanopy doesn’t have much going on, except for a fully nude strip club that serves mediocre coffee (I-75 makes me sleepy, don’t judge).
54-year-old William Markham is one of the rare folks who actually lives in Micanopy.
His home is across the street from Micanopy Cooperative School on Northwest 2nd Avenue, and he often complains about all the parents parking on the street outside as they wait to pick up their pesky children. Full Story »