“Florida panhandle dirt road life.” –Rett D. from Dellwood.
Yulee (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly stabbing a woman because of an undercooked potato. Full Story »
Pensacola (WTFF) – A drunk, shirtless Florida Man reportedly broke into several homes looking for a fight. He eventually ran into a fence and knocked himself out. Full Story »
This pretty much describes Florida culture.
The original poster is from St. Petersburg and captioned this photo, “When you gotta Klan meeting at 6 but also a Grindr date at 7.” Someone from Clearwater replied that this truck is from his home town.
Looks like this photo came from the parking lot of the Westfield Countryside Mall in Clearwater.
Leesburg (WTFF) – A Florida woman is being investigated by DCF after being seen on video shoving her 3-year-old son’s head into a toilet. Full Story »
A wheelchair-bound “grandma” strapped to the cargo bed of a pickup truck was caught on video by a Floridian from Tampa. An old man was driving. There were no other passengers.
UPDATE: The “grandma” may in fact be a man. Note the goatee. Then again, grandma whiskers are a thing. But whatever. It’s 2018. Genders are fluid.
Altoona (WTFF) – A Central Florida couple’s several day long argument resulted in the arrest of a Florida woman. Full Story »
Milton (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly shooting at a camper for tossing a cigarette on the ground. Full Story »
Umatilla (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after driving his pickup truck while intoxicated. Full Story »
Spotted in Bradenton, Florida, at the intersection of Cortez and 26th. Photo credit: Steve Lewes.
Panama City (WTFF) – An argument in North Florida between a mother and her son led to a shooting. Full Story »
Zephyrhills (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for allegedly shooting a dog after the pooch pooped in his house on Sunday evening. Full Story »
Paisley (WTFF) – A Lake County man who had a warrant out for Domestic Battery charges tried to escape arrest by jumping into a lake.
St. Augustine (WTFF) – An altercation at McDonald’s ended with a Florida man pulling out a knife and a stun gun after yelling “get out of my country!” Full Story »
Deland (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for allegedly stealing a 4 wheeler. Full Story »
Largo (WTFF) – A Florida couple reportedly stole a motorized shopping cart from a Largo Walmart and drove it to a bar. Full Story »
Groveland (WTFF) – A Florida man living on Swamp Dr. has been arrested after allegedly running over his neighbor’s fence and shooting a deer. Full Story »
Eustis (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man was arrested after allegedly trying to steal some beer from a Publix grocery store. Full Story »
Clearwater Beach (WTFF) – A drunk Florida couple got married on the beach and started fighting each other after the wedding, reportedly. Full Story »
This Monday marks the end of Leesburg Bikefest (known simply as “bahk fast” by the locals). It involves motorcycles, alcohol, ass & titties, hair metal bands, and lots and lots of cheap beer. Doctors and lawyers come from all over to cosplay as renegade bikers. Locals show up and party. Dealers show up and sell meth and cocaine. Vendors sell expensive cheap beer. Hippies and locals sell weed. Old hair metal bands go on stage with oxygen tanks. Bikini contests take place. Copious amounts of alcohol and carnival food are sold. Bikes ride up and down Main Street. It’s pretty fun.
Needless to say, the arrest affidavits are always interesting during these times. Here’s just about everything from Lake County this past weekend, put into a very brief format (City – Charges – Extra details). It’s pretty sloppily written, but there were a shitload of arrests and we’re short staffed. Enjoy!
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A Florida man tried jumping over a canal in his pickup truck while fleeing from the cops, reportedly. Full Story »
Altoona (WTFF) – A Florida man is being held at the Lake County jail after allegedly smashing a woman’s vehicle with a bat. Full Story »
Brevard County (WTFF) – A Florida man who allegedly pointed a rifle at a deputy was tackled and arrested. Full Story »
Pensacola (WTFF) – A married couple from Northwest Florida was arrested after planning to storm a school with their revolver. Full Story »
Pasco County (WTFF) – A Florida man who led deputies on a high speed chase was found hiding in a swamp. Full Story »
My name is Tallahassee
a’on know about y’all,
but I’m real damn proud
Of my cock and my balls.
The capital of Florida,
got some Antebellum babies
that became unchained.
Most of us are meth heads,
hidin’ in the woods,
all the dang northeasterners
ruined our moods…
All state laws
pass through my city,
Ah like ’em even more
if you think they’re shitty.
Sent to us by a Floridian from Pensacola via Facebook.
Deland (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly driving off with an ATV during a test ride. Full Story »
Palatka (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after shouting racial epithets and pointing a gun at a Floridian who was fishing nearby, according to Putnam County authorities. Full Story »
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Florida Woman filmed a six-foot-long rattlesnake in portrait mode as a nearby Florida Man narrated. Here is the video: Full Story »
This photo was taken in Pensacola and uploaded by Adrian J.