Tag: Rednecks
Tourists Accosted by Drunken Couple Swearing Racist Insults at Pool
Orlando (WTFF) – Hotel guests at Omni Orlando Resort at ChampionsGate ran into a racist, mean, drunk couple and posted the confrontation online. »
Florida Woman Shaves Her Legs in a Public Pool
The video “Lady shaves legs in hotel pool” showed up on Reddit in the “Trashy” section. »
Deland Man Tries Hiding from Cops in Lily Pads
Paisley (WTFF) – A Lake County man who had a warrant out for Domestic Battery charges tried to escape arrest by jumping into a lake. »
Drunk Florida Man Pulls out Knife and Taser at McDonald’s, yells “Get Out of My Country!”
St. Augustine (WTFF) – An altercation at McDonald’s ended with a Florida man pulling out a knife and a stun gun after yelling “get out of my country!” »
Deland Man Steals a 4 Wheeler, Goes Joyriding With Friends
Deland (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for allegedly stealing a 4 wheeler. »
Tampa Bay Couple Stole Motorized Cart from Walmart, Drove it to a Bar
Largo (WTFF) – A Florida couple reportedly stole a motorized shopping cart from a Largo Walmart and drove it to a bar. »
Pensacola-opoly
Florida Man Drove Through Neighbhor’s Fence to Shoot a Deer
Groveland (WTFF) – A Florida man living on Swamp Dr. has been arrested after allegedly running over his neighbor’s fence and shooting a deer. »
After Drinking All Morning, Palatka Man Tries Stealing Beer from Publix
Eustis (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man was arrested after allegedly trying to steal some beer from a Publix grocery store. »
No Charges For Tallahassee Boy Shooting BB Gun From Truck Pretending to Shoot “N*ggers”
Tallahassee (WTFF) – A video of a Chiles High School student yelling racial slurs and shooting a BB gun out of his truck window while driving will not result in criminal charges. »
Drunk Florida Couple Fights After Beach Wedding
Clearwater Beach (WTFF) – A drunk Florida couple got married on the beach and started fighting each other after the wedding, reportedly. »
2018 Leesburg Bikefest Weekend Arrests
This Monday marks the end of Leesburg Bikefest (known simply as “bahk fast” by the locals). It involves motorcycles, alcohol, ass & titties, hair metal bands, and lots and lots of cheap beer. Doctors and lawyers come from all over to cosplay as renegade bikers. Locals show up and party. Dealers show up and sell […] »
Florida Man’s Pickup Truck Lands in a Cape Coral Canal after Failed Jump
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A Florida man tried jumping over a canal in his pickup truck while fleeing from the cops, reportedly. »
Florida Man Smashes Florida Woman’s Trailblazer with Bat, Offers to Buy New One
Altoona (WTFF) – A Florida man is being held at the Lake County jail after allegedly smashing a woman’s vehicle with a bat. »
Florida Man Points Rifle at Deputy, Gets Tackled
Brevard County (WTFF) – A Florida man who allegedly pointed a rifle at a deputy was tackled and arrested. »
Florida Couple Planned on Storming Florida Institute of Ultrasound with a Revolver
Pensacola (WTFF) – A married couple from Northwest Florida was arrested after planning to storm a school with their revolver. »
Florida Man Hides from Pasco Deputies in Swamp, Gets Licked by K9
Pasco County (WTFF) – A Florida man who led deputies on a high speed chase was found hiding in a swamp. »
Tallahassee, The Capital of Florida
My name is Tallahassee a’on know about y’all, but I’m real damn proud Of my cock and my balls. The capital of Florida, America’s wang, got some Antebellum babies that became unchained. Most of us are meth heads, hidin’ in the woods, all the dang northeasterners ruined our moods… All state laws pass through my […] »
Truck with a Cardboard Window in Pensacola
Sent to us by a Floridian from Pensacola via Facebook. »
Florida Man Steals ATV during Test Drive, Hides from Cops in Pond
Deland (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly driving off with an ATV during a test ride. »
Florida Man Tangles Fishing Lines with Floridian, Calls him a “N*gger” and Pulls Gun Out
Palatka (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after shouting racial epithets and pointing a gun at a Floridian who was fishing nearby, according to Putnam County authorities. »
Florida Man Narrates Rattlesnake Discovery as Florida Woman Films
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Florida Woman filmed a six-foot-long rattlesnake in portrait mode as a nearby Florida Man narrated. Here is the video: »
Lawn Mower Motorcycle
This photo was taken in Pensacola and uploaded by Adrian J. »
Fake Rednecks
The “I’m a Florida teenager and want to act like I was born country” starter kit. »
Father and Daughter Caught Boinking in Backyard
Panama City (WTFF) – A Florida man and his 19-year-old daughter are in jail for allegedly committing incest. »
Top 10 Most White Trash Cities in Florida
RoadSnacks did some science. »
Browsing Snapchat: Green Cove Spring
Hmmm, wonder what’s goin’ on in Florida… »
The Differences between Rednecks and Yankees
Among the many distinct cultural groups in Florida, The Rednecks and The Yankees are often the most discernible. Each group has a specific subgroup of “stupid assholes,” which we will attempt to define here using brief examples. It’s important to remember that not all Yankees and not all Rednecks are the same. Judging an individual […] »
Redneck Recliner Roadster
Neighborhood Watch Volunteers Pull Guns on Lost Uber Drive
DELRAY BEACH, Fla. — Two Florida neighborhood watch volunteers are facing charges after deputies say they mistook a lost Uber driver for a burglar, pulled guns on him and fired a shot. »
Jacksonville Man Bellyflops into Pool of Mayonnaise
Meanwhile at a Jacksonville Jaguars game… »
Florida Man Drives ATV into Pool Without Spilling Beer
“Would you like for me to hold your beer?” offers a kind soul nearby. “No, I got this,” said the true, honest-to-goodness Florida Man man atop a camo-print 2013 Can-Am XMR 1000 at the bottom of the pool. This is perhaps the most majestic act of Florida Manning I’ve seen in a long time. »
Shirtless Micanopy Man threatens parents with rifle and dead possum
“Get off my road!” he yelled at parents outside a school waiting to pick up their kids. »
Florida Teen Redneck Imposters
Woman exhibits road rage in a unique Florida fashion
Uttering her contempt by grabbing her breasts and throwing her middle fingers in the air, this Florida woman performs her ritual road-rage dance in front of this dash cam: Her male counterpart rammed into their vehicle while this white trash yee-haw redneck slut steps out to do her silly taunting. She also punched the victim’s […] »
Florida Man Fires AK-47 at Seafood Market for Running Out of Crawfish
Pensacola (WTFF) – A “sovereign citizen” allegedly opened fire at a seafood market after learning that they had run out of crawfish. »
