Pinellas Park (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested on a domestic battery charge after allegedly pouring ketchup all over his girlfriend while she slept. »
Florida Man Batters Girlfriend With Ketchup
Tag: Trampites
Florida Woman Flings Her Used Menstrual Pad at Hospital Worker
Dunedin (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after throwing her bloody feminine hygiene pad at a health care worker in the emergency room at Mease Dunedin Hospital. »
New Yorker Transplant Uses Urine-Filled Water Gun to Shoot a Floridian Woman
Tampa (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly shooting a woman with a water gun full of his own urine. »
Florida Man Uses Urine-Filled Water Gun to Shoot a Woman
Tampa (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly shooting a woman with a water gun full of his own urine. »
Feral Florida Man Drunkenly Eats Spaghetti With Bare Hands Outside of Olive Garden
Naples (WTF) – A drunk Florida man was arrested after causing a “disturbance” at an Olive Garden restaurant. »
Florida Woman Jills Off En Route to Jail
Dunedin (WTFF) – A Florida woman reportedly masturbated while being transported to the Pinellas County jail after trying to shoplift from a beauty supply store. »
Florida Man Wears Dog Costume, Rapes Dog, Posts Video Online
Oldsmar (WTFF) – A Florida man is in jail for raping his Siberian Husky and posting a video of the act online. »
Florida Man Caught Fapping in Laundromat Tells Cop it “Helps With His Anxiety”
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Florida man was put in jail for masturbating in public. »
Florida Woman Steals From Walmart, Smokes Crack in Police Cruiser
St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida woman arrested for stealing from Walmart was caught free-basing in the back of the police cruiser. »
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Our take on the Pillsbury Doughboy: the Tampa Bay version. »
Fapping Trampite Tells Cops he’s Captain Kirk
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Tampa Bay man caught masturbating at a bus stop reportedly told cops he was Captain Kirk. »
Florida man takes a test drive, pulls gun on salesman, picks up buddy, runs car into palm tree
George Olson, 25, left, and Robert Gajate, 30, were arrested on May 24, 2018, after Pinellas County deputies say they carjacked a vehicle during a test drive at Crown Mitsubishi in St. Petersburg and crashed in Madeira Beach, reports the Tampa Bay Times. »
Florida Man Breaks into Jewelry Store, Bleeds on Everything
Largo (WTFF) – A Florida man got arrested after allegedly breaking into a jewelry store, accidentally cutting himself during the heist, and bleeding all over the store. »
Florida Woman Beats her Florida Man for Refusing to Cuddle in Hot Weather
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Florida woman allegedly battered her boyfriend after he said it was too hot to cuddle. »
Tampa Bay Couple Stole Motorized Cart from Walmart, Drove it to a Bar
Largo (WTFF) – A Florida couple reportedly stole a motorized shopping cart from a Largo Walmart and drove it to a bar. »
Tampa Bay Man Leaves 4-Year-Old Locked in Car During Domestic Abuse Court Hearing
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Florida man reportedly left his 4-year-old daughter locked inside a car during his domestic violence injunction hearing. »
Naked Trampite Caught Fapping on a Floridian’s Patio
Largo (WTFF) – A naked Florida man was arrested after he was allegedly found masturbating on someone’s patio. »
Deputies Locate Tampa Parents Who Fled With Child
Tampa (WTFF) – A 1-month-old infant is now safe after deputies located the Tampa parents who ran off with him. »
Girl Gets Punched by LSD Tripping Florida Man at RaceTrac
St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida man reportedly punched a 13-year-old girl inside a RaceTrac on Saturday while tripping on LSD. »
Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Head while Unloading Gun
Tampa (WTFF) – A Florida man is in critical condition after accidentally shooting himself in the head while he was unloading a gun. »
Florida Woman chases boyfriend at 90 mph with unbuckled toddler
Pinellas County (WTFF) – A Florida woman chased her boyfriend at 90 mph with an unbuckled 3-year-old girl in the passenger seat and slammed on the brakes, launching the kid’s head into the windshield. »
Tampa Man Escaping Irma Gets Arrested for Lewdness in Massachusetts
Trampites are a peculiar species. Here in Florida, we just get used to their antics. We smile and nod as they describe their disturbing sexual escapades. We adapt to their unpredictability; from their avoidance of using turn signals to their random public masturbation, we find ways to safely share the beautiful state of Florida with […] »
Tampa Man eats his girlfriend out at Clearwater Beach in front of families on Labor Day weekend
If you happened upon Clearwater beach last Sunday afternoon in celebration of Labor Day, you may have spotted some of the indigenous Florida wildlife, called “Trampites,” happily at play. »
Florida Man Philanders Stuffed Animal in Walmart
Brooksville (WTFF) – A Florida man caught fornicating a stuffed animal in Walmart is facing charges for indecent exposure and criminal mischief. »
