Politics Archives - WTF Florida?

Republican Mayor Finally Realizes ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Aren’t Working, Then Proposes Disarming the Proletariat

Clearwater (WTFF) – The Mayor of Clearwater proposed a ban on “assault weapons” and high capacity ammunition on Monday, saying the city needed to “do more than thoughts and prayers.” »

DeSantis against recreational marijuana despite 65% approval

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (CNS) -- A group calling itself Sensible Florida has been gathering petitions to force a vote on legalizing recreational marijuana in Florida. »

Matt Gaetz Milkshaked After Town Hall Meeting

Pensacola (WTFF) – Florida representative Matt Gaetz was “milkshaked” while leaving the Brew Ha Ha town hall meeting on Saturday, June 1. »

House and Senate Bills Aim to Destigmatize ‘Marijuana’ and Legalize it for Recreational Use

Tallahassee (WTFF) – Two bills have been filed that would essentially make marijuana legal in Florida for adults over 21 years of age. »

New Florida Law Would Make it a Felony to Buy ‘Objectionable’ Literature For Public Classrooms

Tallahassee (WTFF) - Bills in the House and Senate propose a law that would ban any books with "prohibited" content from public school classrooms, and charge employees and volunteers who provide such materials to students with a felony. »

Florida’s War On Drugs Made Chocolate and Cheese Illegal

Tallahassee (WTFF) – Overzealous lawmakers eager to ban dangerous substances without first doing their homework inadvertently made it a felony to possess certain food products in the state of Florida. »

Marco Rubio Spreads Fake News About Venezuela’s ‘German Dam’

Miami (WTFF) – Florida’s Republican Senator Marco Rubio exposed his ignorance while trying to spread propaganda about Venezuela. »

Commissioner with ties to white supremacist groups says ‘we have to change the demographics’ of Lake Worth

Lake Worth (WTFF) – Commissioner Scott Maxwell spoke angrily about the need to “change the demographics” of Lake Worth, claiming that it’s become a “repository for the poor and indignant.” »

‘Ban Assault Weapons Now’ Could Put Anti-Gun Amendment on 2020 Ballot

Florida (WTFF) – The political committee “Ban Assault Weapons Now” proposed a constitutional amendment that would make possession of certain rifles a felony. »

PSA: Trump Rally Scheduled in Pensacola on November 3

Uncivilized barbarians known as “Trumpanzees” will be gathering in droves to honor their cult leader, Donald, on November 3, 2018 in Pensacola. These creatures are incredibly violent. Do not approach them, especially if you’re “colored.” People like Cesar Sayoc are completely indoctrinated by the Trump administration, and will gladly kill anyone who is “against” their […] »

Shill influences the 2018 Florida gubernatorial race with disinformation memes

The Internet (WTFF) – A laughable meme full of false information popped up on Facebook encouraging Florida voters to go red. »

Florida Man Ron DeSantis Starts First Day of Gubernatorial Race with Racist Remark against Andrew Gillum

Tallahassee (WTFF) – Ron DeSantis told Fox News viewers to not “monkey this up” by voting for Andrew Gillum in the Florida gubernatorial race. »

Five Trump Advisors are Convicted Felons

Manafort, GUILTY. Cohen, GUILTY. Flynn, GUILTY. Gates, GUILTY. Papadopoulos, GUILTY. »

Attempt to block early voting sites at college campuses thwarted by U.S. District Court

Tallahassee (WTFF) – Florida Secretary of State Ken Detzner’s attempt to suppress young voters was thwarted by U.S. District Judge Mark Walker on Tuesday. »

Some Floridians Still Support Trump and Russia Despite Everything

Just turn on “regular news” to get the comedy version. It’s the same thing. »

Butthurt Liberals Realize They’re Responsible for Trump’s Presidency

Technology built by smug liberals in coastal towns was used by Trump’s team to win the election, resulting in painful regret for many butthurt left-wingers. »

Rick Scott’s Voter Disenfranchisement Ruled Unconstitutional by Federal Judge

A federal judge has ordered the state of Florida to clear a path for restoring voting rights to former felons who’ve served their time, calling Florida’s Executive Clemency Board process unconstitutional. The board is appealing that decision. »

Senator says ‘thoughts and prayers are really the only thing’ to stop mass shootings

Sen. Kelli Stargel (Republican) said the only thing that is going to stop “the evil” behind mass shootings is to send “thoughts and prayers.” »

Senate Passes Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School Public Safety Act

Tallahassee – The Florida Senate today passed Senate Bill 7026, The Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School Public Safety Act. The legislation represents a comprehensive approach to addressing the issues presented by the tragedy at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, including firearm and school safety, and community mental health resources. »

Russia Reminds the World They Could Blow Up Florida with Nukes

Let’s see if Trump’s nuclear button is bigger than both Kim Jong-Un’s and Putin’s… »

Lawmaker Ridicules Spano’s Anti-Porn Bill by Amending Other Public Health Risks

Ross Spano, a Florida lawmaker running for Attorney General who declared pornography a “public health crisis” was essentially trolled by Rep. Jared Moskowitz, who filed nine amendments to Spano’s ridiculous House Bill 157 on Monday. »

Florida Man Exploits a Tragedy to Trick Fearful People

House Speaker Richard Corcoran knows that the easiest way to play politics is to fear-monger using media propaganda. So he aired this very silly video with the help of “Watchdog PAC” in order to scare people into supporting HB9: »

New bill would let ‘bullied’ students escape to private schools via tax money

The Senate approved a proposed bill that would allow tax dollars to help students who are being “bullied” in public school transfer to private schools. »

Proposed Amendment Would Treat Abortions as First-Degree Murder

Tampa (WTFF) – An amendment was approved by the Florida Division of Elections that would declare abortion first-degree murder. Anyone who performed or received an abortion would be guilty of premeditated murder in the first degree. Attempted abortions would be considered attempted murder. »

Republican and Democrat work together on bill that loosens gun laws and restores freedom

Rarely in these divisive political times do we see two political parties working together for the greater good. Florida’s no ordinary state, and HB 903 bill proves it. It was written by a Republican and a Democrat, and was filed on 12/6/2017. This “Restoration of Rights” bill would allow those who have finished serving time for some felonies, […] »

Florida bill would allow some felons to have their gun and voting rights restored

Tallahassee (WTFF) A bill proposed by two lawmakers would allow convicted felons to petition the court to restore their voting and gun ownership rights. »

Florida school district picks abstinence-only center to provide sex education

A Florida school district has signed on with an abstinence-only center to provide sex education — or, rather, “relationship education” — to teens, replacing curriculum that had been informed by the Florida Department of Health. The Santa Rosa County School District has decided to have the Pregnancy Resource Center in Milton, Fla., provide sex education […] »

Mount Dora City Council Wages War Against Van Gogh Mural

Mount Dora is a little town in Central Florida that is well known for its artsy charm. »

Florida lawmaker files bill to make it a hate crime to attack someone’s political affiliation

A Florida lawmaker recently filed a bill that would make going after someone’s political affiliation an actual hate crime. Joe Gruters, a Republican from Sarasota, filed HB 209 yesterday and told the Miami New Times, that the bill would protect “both sides.” »

Twitter account of Florida lawmaker, who’s trying to declare porn a public health crisis, ‘liked’ a porn clip

State Rep. Ross Spano, a Republican who just two days ago filed a bill to declare pornography a public health crisis in Florida, appears to have “liked” a pornographic tweet from his account. »

Republican Ross Spano Proposes a Bill Declaring Porn a Public Health Crisis

Living in Florida can be stressful. More often than not, an ejaculation can safely unravel the knotted web of frustration spun into our minds by the scolding heat and insanity that we face on a daily basis. Porn helps with this release immensely, especially for those on a tight schedule. Most people can agree it’s […] »

Kissimmee officials have voted to ban medical marijuana dispensaries

Kissimmee has approved a ban on medical marijuana dispensaries. City leaders voted on the ban because they claim a new state law doesn’t give them enough room to regulate the industry. »