PSA: Trump Rally Scheduled in Pensacola on November 3

Uncivilized barbarians known as “Trumpanzees” will be gathering in droves to honor their cult leader, Donald, on November 3, 2018 in Pensacola. These creatures are incredibly violent. Do not approach them, especially if you’re “colored.” People like Cesar Sayoc are completely indoctrinated by the Trump administration, and will gladly kill anyone who is “against” their […] »

Senate Passes Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School Public Safety Act

Tallahassee – The Florida Senate today passed Senate Bill 7026, The Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School Public Safety Act. The legislation represents a comprehensive approach to addressing the issues presented by the tragedy at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, including firearm and school safety, and community mental health resources. »

Republican and Democrat work together on bill that loosens gun laws and restores freedom

Rarely in these divisive political times do we see two political parties working together for the greater good. Florida’s no ordinary state, and HB 903 bill proves it. It was written by a Republican and a Democrat, and was filed on 12/6/2017. This “Restoration of Rights” bill would allow those who have finished serving time for some felonies, […] »

Florida school district picks abstinence-only center to provide sex education

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A Florida school district has signed on with an abstinence-only center to provide sex education — or, rather, “relationship education” — to teens, replacing curriculum that had been informed by the Florida Department of Health. The Santa Rosa County School District has decided to have the Pregnancy Resource Center in Milton, Fla., provide sex education […] »

Republican Ross Spano Proposes a Bill Declaring Porn a Public Health Crisis

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Living in Florida can be stressful. More often than not, an ejaculation can safely unravel the knotted web of frustration spun into our minds by the scolding heat and insanity that we face on a daily basis. Porn helps with this release immensely, especially for those on a tight schedule. Most people can agree it’s […] »