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Florida Woman Beats Florida Man Because He Refused to Drive Her to Ocala

Altoona (WTFF) – A Central Florida couple’s several day long argument resulted in the arrest of a Florida woman.

32-year-old Kristen Jones lives with her boyfriend Keith Shifflett on Lake King Road. The Florida man said “they had been arguing for two days,” according to the arrest affidavit.

The night before, she reportedly held a cordless drill to his head while he was laying in bed. She didn’t turn it on though. She then held a razor knife up to his nose. “He stated at that point, he was in fear for his safety.” She also “struck him with a curtain rod on the nose” while hanging curtains earlier. He also stated that she made threats to burn the house down with him in it.

Worst of all, the greatest insult to a Florida Man, she took his gun and hid it. While the sheriffs were there, he found his gun safe in her purse.

Tattoo of “Keith” on Kristen’s neck

Kristen’s vehicle had recently been sold, and she had no transportation.

For some reason, she wanted to go to Ocala.

Ocala is known for its horse farms, old slave plantation money, meth labs, John Travolta with his airplanes, and trailer parks. (Photo: Ocala Motor Inns Motel RV Park)

Keith refused to take her to Ocala, as any rational person would do.

That’s when she grabbed his sunglasses and threw them at his lip.

Sheriffs found her hiding in a shed on the property. She claimed to have only thrown the sunglasses on the “ground/floor.”

She was taken to the Lake County Jail and charged with two counts of Battery – Touch or Strike, and one count of Aggravated Assault With a Deadly Weapon. She remains in jail with bond set at $25,000.

While the original arrest affidavit states she was born in Florida, the jail records show her birth place as Illinois.

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2 years ago


Keith Jones
Keith Jones
5 years ago

This is my ex wife! She was born in Florida, but lived in Illinois most her life until we moved down there as a family…me her our two sons and her daughter….we’ve been divorced for almost 3 years, shes been with this new Keith almost immediately after our split…I have our sons and she never calls to speak with them or see them, we live in Alabama…oh and that Keith tattoo she got when she was with me lol

5 years ago

Ok…but the guy that shot and killed the other guy over a parking space in Florida was not going to even get charged with an offense at first. So where is the rationale in all this…? Oh wait, she’s female. That makes it worse. Women shouldn’t do those thing to nice males….