Barefoot Bay (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested in the Walmart parking lot on Malabar Road after customers dialed 911, according to the Palm Bay Police Department.
“The defendant was sitting in the driver’s seat of her vehicle, with no lower clothes on, legs in the air, appearing to be masturbating in the public parking lot,” wrote the arresting officer in their report. (Sebastian Daily)
62-year-old Evelyn Fries Luchesi reeked of alcohol and resisted police as they tried helping her put her pants on.
She was stumbling and slurring her speech while walking.
Luchesi blew a .240 blood alcohol content level, where blackouts are common.
She was charged with DUI and taken to the Brevard County Jail.