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Fapping Florida Man Walks to Porn Store

Amado Enrique Gaure, Florida Man

Key Largo (WTFF) – A Homestead man was arrested after reportedly masturbating while walking to an adult book store.

20-year-old Amado Enrique Gaure was charged with indecent exposure, marijuana possession and possession of drug paraphernalia, according to FL Keys News.

He was walking along a path near mile marker 102 toward the store Monday night, while masturbating, he admitted to sheriff’s deputies.

A woman driving by said he exposed himself to her.

The Florida man told deputies that he was masturbating on the way to the porn store because he was “impatient.”

He also had a little weed on him, a plant that 62% of Americans believe should be legal.

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yea baby..go 4 it

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Maybe weed is really the gateway drug to fapping? Look at what we’ve done!!! No wonder John Morgan spent millions to make this happen!!

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Free My nigga John S Bulla!!