Largo (WTFF) – A naked Florida man was arrested after he was allegedly found masturbating on someone’s patio.
According to the arrest affidavit, 30-year-old Christopher Worrell was found on the victim’s patio at 101st St. SE in Largo, around 2:00 in the morning on Tuesday.
The female Floridian who lives at the home said that she didn’t know the man. She called the cops after hearing a noise outside on her patio.
“Loud moaning” was coming from the feral Florida Man, who was “completely naked.”
He also reportedly had a “bottle of massage oil and a sexual toy laying on the ground near him.”
For his grand finale, he left a cum shot, or “bodily secretions” on the patio window.
Even though his address is listed in Cape Coral, it seems that he’s been living as a transient in Largo, according to The Smoking Gun. Last month he was arrested for stealing clothes and trying to break into a trailer.
Given his perverted crimes and proximity to the Tampa Bay, this Florida Man is technically known as a Trampite. (Florida Dictionary)
Worrell was arrested and charged with Lewd and Lascivious Behavior. His bond was set at a whopping $250.
Investigators tried speaking to the recently-ejaculated creature, but they “were unsuccessful.”
His long Florida Man history includes convictions for burglary, criminal damage, theft, dealing in stolen property, trespass, reckless driving, and narcotics possession.
Nasty as fuck. Thats so Florida
Sounds like my ex would be interested in this guy. Call Michelle
Good for him. Just do it.